You Create The Caption #80
Friday, September 14, 2007
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Yesterday's Winners.....
"when did noah change his number to 23?"- Anon
"Not pictured: the 2' box she jumped off."- Anon (Too funny)
"The competition was fierce during the open casting call for Juwanna Mann 2."- Steve Jeltz Fan
"I guess these new LA Gear Catapults don't make me jump higher. F**kin' Karl Malone.:- Anon
Read this one out loud while doing a Marv Albert impression.....
"And she hits the ground HARD!"- Marv Albert
"Marv, was she trying to dunk?"- Mike Fratello
[Laughing] "I think she was! The WNBA preaches fundamentals, and here's another - if you can only jump six inches, just lay it in!"- Marv Albert
- el hombre
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Are you funny enough to make a caption for this photo of Isiah strutting his stuff on the way into Federal Court?
Daily Links:
What Is It About The Steelers That Chicks Love So Much? (Extra Mustard)
Some Great Announcing Gaffs All In One Convenient Spot (Unibrow)
Have You Seen The New Patriots Logo? (Move The Needle)
Chess Players Are Deadly, And By Deadly I Mean Serial Killers (News.com AU)
Yuck It Up Clowns, One Day The Wolverines Shall Return To Glory! (The Sports Hernia)
More On Trainwreck Bowl 2007 (Rumors and Rants)
Say It Ain't So Juice! (MSNBC)
Does Nebraska Think It's Going To Beat USC? That's So Cute! (CBS 3 via Student Body Right)
It's A Drak Day For Fans Of SEC Poon (Mac Gs World)
Lebron Had Eye Surgery Recently (Deuce of Davenport)
Damn Hippies Ruin Everything (Signal To Noise)
Notre Dame Homerism Taken To A New Level (Majorly English)
Lastly.....
OMDQ somehow got an interview with Red Sox Field Reporter Tina Cervasio. Who knew Sideline Reporters actually did work???
Twenty Questions With Tina Cervasio (One More Dying Quail)
Great stuff OMDQ....now go hunt down Erin and Bonnie! I'll see everyone tomorrow for the Chronicles. Cheers!
15 Comments:
Hey baby, what you doing after we adjournd? wanna read me my rights, or show me yours?!!
Hey New York, I Hate White People
Yeah I called that b*tch a b*tch and I dont like white people...but at least I didnt hang no dogs!!
Heh-heh, Anucha Brown-Sanders is black, so this is just another lawsuit.
RACIST
(that's it)
"Thomas had to unbutton his bottom button because the camera women gave him a boner."
bitch, that's a sweet camera.
sorry. i'm totally enamored with the possibility that isiah starts every sentence with "bitch."
Why is Isiah so happy?
He was just blown on the way over.
"Worried? Bitch, I ain't worried! Stephon Marbury's got my back, bitch...his credible testimony shall set me free, bitch!"
"Bitch, i don't give a fuck about the ticket holders...bitch i don't give a fuck about white people...bitch, yes they deserved to die, and i hope they burn in hell!!!"
"Are you kidding me? This case is gonna get dropped like the CBA, bitch."
Perhaps I can trade the Feds my next 3 years worth of Draft picks in return for immunity? Or I could just call O.J. for advice...
Imma get some Red Lobster after this.
All I'm saying is that if Simmons splits 10's, I've gotta kill his ass.
I'm a MACHO, MACHO, MACHO MAN!!!