You Create The Caption #79

Thursday, September 13, 2007

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners.....

"Can one of you guys go down and tell Larry that he's supposed to be taping THEIR coaches? ... Yeah, well I'm looking at him right now, and he's got the camera pointed at me!"- Joel

"Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god I think the one in the pearls likes me!!! Play it cool Bill, play it cool..."- Brian Ekberg (Too funny)

"Yeah the blond in Section 101...yeah that she married? EXCELLENT."- JK

Bill Belichick as Jack Horner from Boogie Nights- Grimey

Are you funny enough to make a caption for this photo of a WNBA player displaying "mad ups" during a WNBA Finals Game?

Daily Links:

Speaking Of The WNBA....Who Are The Most Attractive Players? (Half Court Heave)
NOIS Is Championing Tony Dungy (Nation of Islam SB)
Download The Oki Doki And Do It Now! (Red Sox Monster)
The BBD Interview (The Big Picture)
Roy Jones Jr Joins A Frat! (100% Injury Rate)
Lebron Had Eye Surgery Recently (Deuce of Davenport)
Damn Hippies Ruin Everything (Signal To Noise)
Notre Dame Homerism Taken To A New Level (Majorly English)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:46 PM


It was about this time that her dreams were crushed as she realized she could never, ever be like Mike.

the great bambi said...
Sep 13, 2007, 1:10:00 PM  

Honey, you can believe you can fly all you want, but you've got about as good of a chance of dunking as an 18-year old that doesn't like to be peed on has a chance with R. Kelly.

Majorly English said...
Sep 13, 2007, 1:14:00 PM  

i believe i can fly
i just need to really really try
don't care what all you haters say
don't care if most the league is gay

i believe i can soar
and dunk it on that stupid whore
i believe i'm a guy
i believe i can fly
don't believe it's a lie

the great bambi said...
Sep 13, 2007, 1:19:00 PM  

Little does anyone know that the WNBA changed the rim height from 10ft to 8ft and she still can't dunk. Get some hops woman.

Jeremy said...
Sep 13, 2007, 1:19:00 PM  

when did noah change his number to 23?

Anonymous said...
Sep 13, 2007, 1:20:00 PM  

DING DING DING I think we have a winner!!! Holy shit I can't stop laughing. Great job

Jeremy said...
Sep 13, 2007, 1:23:00 PM  

Dammit Anon...way to ruin it for everybody. Too funny.

Sep 13, 2007, 1:28:00 PM  

Not pictured: the 2' box she jumped off.

Anonymous said...
Sep 13, 2007, 1:32:00 PM not a dude...just lay it in.

Sep 13, 2007, 1:36:00 PM  

The Phoenix crowd breathes a sigh of relief that Schick is a proud sponsor of the WNBA.

doneycat said...
Sep 13, 2007, 1:43:00 PM  

Little known fact: in the WNBA it's worth three points if you slam the ball into the face of somebody in the front row. Four if it's a straight female.

MDT said...
Sep 13, 2007, 1:53:00 PM  

If you're depressed that the WNBA season is almost over, don't worry. The Women's World Cup has begun!

Anonymous said...
Sep 13, 2007, 2:04:00 PM  

(in a high-pitched, cocky tone as she takes her leap)....


Mike said...
Sep 13, 2007, 2:07:00 PM  

Just pretend there is vagina up there, just pretend there's a nice vagina up there...damn, missed it again. Dammit!

On another note, anybody hear the radio ads with Tony Dungy for something called

Look, I like Dungy a lot, but should he be the guy counseling on how to be a good father? He didn't mention any regrets that he could have or anything like that.

Just annoys me, they play it all the time.

hollywood wags said...
Sep 13, 2007, 2:11:00 PM  

The competition was fierce during the open casting call for Juwanna Mann 2.

SteveJeltzFan said...
Sep 13, 2007, 2:15:00 PM  

They make fun women's basketball.

The Men Must DIE~!

odessasteps said...
Sep 13, 2007, 2:33:00 PM  

Sadly, no medals were awarded, as the event was not a sanctioned show jumping event by the United States Equestrian Federation.

Doog said...
Sep 13, 2007, 2:43:00 PM  

She goes up for the dunk and misses everything, I hope she is alright?

Rob said...
Sep 13, 2007, 2:47:00 PM  

And so, Fleer canceled their plans to debut WNBA posters before a single player could be "posterized".

extrapolater said...
Sep 13, 2007, 3:16:00 PM  

This will end badly

Brave Sir Robin said...
Sep 13, 2007, 3:29:00 PM  

"Detroit coach Laimbeer is forced to bear witness to the fact that even women have more hangtime than he did"

JK said...
Sep 13, 2007, 3:30:00 PM  

"Yup, just as I thought - I can't dunk."

Hermano said...
Sep 13, 2007, 3:42:00 PM  

Do you want me to shoot it? No.
Do you want me to pass it? No.
Do you want me to slam? YEAH!!!

Shaq was rapping about the WNBA.

GMoney said...
Sep 13, 2007, 3:43:00 PM  

I guess these new LA Gear Catapults don't make me jump higher. Fuckin' Karl Malone.

Anonymous said...
Sep 13, 2007, 3:46:00 PM  

Train is on the tracks . . . back the fuck off, bitch.

Sep 13, 2007, 4:05:00 PM  

Nothing but net.

Sep 13, 2007, 4:33:00 PM  

So, I watched the basketball game last night between -- a little bit of the Mercury and and the Shock, the women's final...

Too Soon?

opasewq said...
Sep 13, 2007, 5:25:00 PM  

I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I thi...CLANG

Anonymous said...
Sep 13, 2007, 6:54:00 PM  

Phoenix fans demanded a refund after getting tricked into thinking that this contest was to be played in the nude.

Mookie said...
Sep 13, 2007, 7:14:00 PM  

"And she hits the ground HARD!"

"Marv, was she trying to dunk?"

[Laughing] "I think she was! The WNBA preaches fundamentals, and here's another - if you can only jump six inches, just lay it in!"

el_hombre said...
Sep 13, 2007, 7:38:00 PM  

I hope the fans can't see my bulge. Oh wait, I play in the WNBA.

EVD81 said...
Sep 13, 2007, 10:45:00 PM  

If this doesn't get WNBA Jam on the shelves, I dont know what will.

Jarrett Carter said...
Sep 14, 2007, 12:12:00 AM  
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Sep 14, 2007, 2:40:00 AM  

"If that's not Shaquille O'Neal attempting that dunk, that baby's gonna face plant . . . hard." - Harry Doyle slumming it for the F-League.

Sep 14, 2007, 2:41:00 AM  

Unfortunately for Juwanna Mann she can not dunk.

Simon said...
Sep 14, 2007, 9:47:00 AM  

Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, why isn't the rim coming down to 7ft. to meet me? AAARRRGGGHHHH

Corn said...
Sep 14, 2007, 1:50:00 PM  

"Who raised the basket to 15 feet? Wait...what?"

Anonymous said...
Sep 14, 2007, 3:48:00 PM  

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