It was about this time that her dreams were crushed as she realized she could never, ever be like Mike.

Honey, you can believe you can fly all you want, but you've got about as good of a chance of dunking as an 18-year old that doesn't like to be peed on has a chance with R. Kelly.

i believe i can fly
i just need to really really try
don't care what all you haters say
don't care if most the league is gay

i believe i can soar
and dunk it on that stupid whore
i believe i'm a guy
i believe i can fly
don't believe it's a lie

Little does anyone know that the WNBA changed the rim height from 10ft to 8ft and she still can't dunk. Get some hops woman.

when did noah change his number to 23?

DING DING DING I think we have a winner!!! Holy shit I can't stop laughing. Great job

Dammit Anon...way to ruin it for everybody. Too funny.

Not pictured: the 2' box she jumped off.

Wait...im not a dude...just lay it in.

The Phoenix crowd breathes a sigh of relief that Schick is a proud sponsor of the WNBA.

Little known fact: in the WNBA it's worth three points if you slam the ball into the face of somebody in the front row. Four if it's a straight female.

If you're depressed that the WNBA season is almost over, don't worry. The Women's World Cup has begun!

(in a high-pitched, cocky tone as she takes her leap)....

Kobe

Just pretend there is vagina up there, just pretend there's a nice vagina up there...damn, missed it again. Dammit!

On another note, anybody hear the radio ads with Tony Dungy for something called allprodad.com?

Look, I like Dungy a lot, but should he be the guy counseling on how to be a good father? He didn't mention any regrets that he could have or anything like that.

Just annoys me, they play it all the time.

The competition was fierce during the open casting call for Juwanna Mann 2.

They make fun women's basketball.

The Men Must DIE~!

Sadly, no medals were awarded, as the event was not a sanctioned show jumping event by the United States Equestrian Federation.

She goes up for the dunk and misses everything, I hope she is alright?

And so, Fleer canceled their plans to debut WNBA posters before a single player could be "posterized".

This will end badly

"Detroit coach Laimbeer is forced to bear witness to the fact that even women have more hangtime than he did"

"Yup, just as I thought - I can't dunk."

Do you want me to shoot it? No.
Do you want me to pass it? No.
Do you want me to slam? YEAH!!!

Shaq was rapping about the WNBA.

I guess these new LA Gear Catapults don't make me jump higher. Fuckin' Karl Malone.

Train is on the tracks . . . back the fuck off, bitch.

Nothing but net.

So, I watched the basketball game last night between -- a little bit of the Mercury and and the Shock, the women's final...

Too Soon?

I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I thi...CLANG

Phoenix fans demanded a refund after getting tricked into thinking that this contest was to be played in the nude.

"And she hits the ground HARD!"

"Marv, was she trying to dunk?"

[Laughing] "I think she was! The WNBA preaches fundamentals, and here's another - if you can only jump six inches, just lay it in!"

I hope the fans can't see my bulge. Oh wait, I play in the WNBA.

If this doesn't get WNBA Jam on the shelves, I dont know what will.

"If that's not Shaquille O'Neal attempting that dunk, that baby's gonna face plant . . . hard." - Harry Doyle slumming it for the F-League.

Unfortunately for Juwanna Mann she can not dunk.

Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, why isn't the rim coming down to 7ft. to meet me? AAARRRGGGHHHH

"Who raised the basket to 15 feet? Wait...what?"