The Miami Heat Is Searching Senior Communities For Cheerleaders

Thursday, September 13, 2007

This is random beyond anything I've ever come, but hilarious none the less. The Miami Heat are in need of dancers for the upcoming season, but there's a catch. You have to be at least 63 years old.

MIAMI -- The Miami Heat is looking for dancers. The catch? You have to be between 63 and 81.

The 12 people selected will become part of the 2007-2008 Golden Oldies hip-hop dance team. Auditions are Thursday at 2 p.m. at the Focal Point Senior Center in Pembroke Pines.
Okay, where to I start? If you can "cheerlead" at 81 you're awesome, but I think it's safe to say that I don't want to see the Golden Girls dance to hip-hop.

Miami Heat Looking For Senior Dancers (Miami: Local 10)

P.S.- "Thank You For Being A Frieeeeend. Traveled Round The World And Back Agaaaaaain." (You'll have that stuck in your head all day long thanks to me)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:24 PM


And I now have the "rappin' granny" from The Wedding Singer in my head.

Anonymous said...
Sep 13, 2007, 12:39:00 PM  

"I said a hip hop, a hippity hop..."

You Bastard!!!!

Sep 13, 2007, 12:40:00 PM  

Your heart is true
Your a pal and a confidant...

And if you threw a party
Invited everyone you knew
You would see the biggest gift would be from me
And the card attached would say
Thank you for being a friend

Ok now everyone can have the whole song in their head....Thanks AA

*and yes I remembered it by heart*

Jeremy said...
Sep 13, 2007, 1:00:00 PM  

Very impressive J!

Sep 13, 2007, 1:03:00 PM  

Welcome to the Andrew Gold Fan Club.

Oh, what a lonely boy.

Anonymous said...
Sep 13, 2007, 1:06:00 PM  

I don't know whether people should be impressed or disgusted. I may have to rethink this.

Jeremy said...
Sep 13, 2007, 1:07:00 PM  

you know what, i can't thank you for being a friend, cuz friends don't pull that shit...get out of my head!!!

the great bambi said...
Sep 13, 2007, 1:12:00 PM  

Good to see the Heat are finally getting around to replacing Trista Rehn.

doneycat said...
Sep 13, 2007, 1:56:00 PM  

Back in the day, I would have totally nailed that fiery minx, Rue McClanahan.

GMoney said...
Sep 13, 2007, 3:46:00 PM  

Very impressive


davidfincher said...
Apr 2, 2009, 2:36:00 AM  

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