Create The Caption #102

Monday, October 29, 2007

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Friday's Winners....

"An actual photo of Plaxico Burress phoning it in."- paul

"You hang up first!....Nooo You hang up first!! C'mon, you do it!! Noo I love you more! Yes I do! Uh-huh! Oh stupid Eli is calling on the other line, I gotta go...Bye Tiki-wiki!!!!"- Mez

"Tiki? Uh .. Tiki ... let me think ... Tiki .. nope .. never heard of him. Sorry I can't accept the collect charges."- Jay

"Hello, is this Manning Quarterbacks Inc? Yes, I was just calling to ask about your return policy. Why yes, I am calling about the Eli Model..*click* Hello? Hello?"- Kevin

"Hello, Jenny? Is this 867-5309?"- Anon (So bad it's funny)

We're doubling it up today! Are you funny enough to make a caption for one of these photos? (Thanks to Lozo for the Lowell photo)

Daily Links:

Scaring News Anchors Is Fun (Live Leak)
A Mini Ryan Howard? (Bugs and Cranks)
These Are A Few Of Andy Reid's Favorite Things (The Viking Age)
What If Bill Simmons Were To Cover WWII? (Wrigleyvile)
Is Grady Sizemore Overrated? (I'm Writing Sports)
Who Is This Amy K. Nelson You Speak Of? (MC Bias)
An NHL Recap From Last Week (Pop Jocks)
Shame On You Scott Boras (Simon on Sports)
A Nice NFL Recap Not Made Up Of Quotes (Shakedown Sports)
Who Are The Top Candidates To Turn Into Pumpkins? (Armchair GM)
Let's Go Flip Some Cars Red Sox Nation! (Red Sox Monster)
No Way Derek Anderson Goes To The Pro Bowl, Wait A Tic...Could He? (First and Ten Inches)

.....and Lastly........

WE HATE THAT STUPID ROBOT FOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't care if you turn him into Pumpkinhead....

Report: Fox apparently still hates you (The Sports Hernia)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:52 PM


Cap #2: Ummmm, dude. I think you looking for #92

Alkee said...
Oct 29, 2007, 1:21:00 PM  

Why is John Henry pissing on Mike Lowell?

Anonymous said...
Oct 29, 2007, 1:24:00 PM  

Josh Beckett's reaction to news of Lowell winning the MVP.

Unknown said...
Oct 29, 2007, 1:25:00 PM  

Cap #1:
Who the hell let R. Kelly in the locker room?

Anonymous said...
Oct 29, 2007, 1:45:00 PM  

Cap #2:
"You know, Ed Hochuli can do the same thing. Except he doesn't use his arms."

Anonymous said...
Oct 29, 2007, 1:54:00 PM  

Like Lowell, meet TT Boy.

Oct 29, 2007, 1:56:00 PM  

Ed Hochuli showing the Wembley crowd why he wants to be called Buns, instead of Guns.

Anonymous said...
Oct 29, 2007, 1:57:00 PM  

Cap 1 - "Now do you believe me when I say Ortiz has a water hose?"

Cap 2 - "Yea, mine's bigger"

Anonymous said...
Oct 29, 2007, 2:00:00 PM  

so THAT's the gyro-ball I've been hearing about all season.
you're right, i love it better than Beckett's heater. keep spraying me Dick-K.

Anonymous said...
Oct 29, 2007, 2:01:00 PM  

I feel as though those two pictures should be related somehow...

Oct 29, 2007, 2:05:00 PM  

Lowell was concered when he discovered that, instead of world series rings, they were getting pearl necklaces.

Anonymous said...
Oct 29, 2007, 2:07:00 PM  

Cap 1: Upon hearing that A-Rod opted out of his contract, Hank Steinbrenner infiltrated the Red Sox club house to show Mike Lowell what it takes to be a Yankee.

Cap 2: Hey weren't you the wirey kicker in The Replacements?

Jeremy said...
Oct 29, 2007, 2:09:00 PM  

Cap 1: David, I told you that you need to keep a closer eye on Manny!

Cap 2: Gerris Wilkinson, you know that when I'm down to just my socks, it's business time.

Fred said...
Oct 29, 2007, 2:31:00 PM  

Big Papi demonstrates to Mike Lowell the meaning of "Boston Bukkake"

AlCantHang said...
Oct 29, 2007, 2:32:00 PM  

Teabag Tebow LOL!

Elvi Patterson said...
Oct 29, 2007, 2:47:00 PM  

Lowell shower pic: Manny being Manny.

Wilkinson talking to streaker ref: "Where's your flag?"

Anonymous said...
Oct 29, 2007, 3:09:00 PM  

#1: Lowell finds out why they call Ortiz BIG Papi.

#2: "Good evening, gov'ner. How would you like to be called for an illegal crackback?"

Anonymous said...
Oct 29, 2007, 3:16:00 PM  

A: The Red Sox celebrate their win with a game of drink from the fire hose.

B: Sunday, an "out of character" Ed Hochuli got completely shitfaced on Irish Whisky before he was due to referee a football game.

E Buzz said...
Oct 29, 2007, 3:18:00 PM  

Cap 1: Joe Buck pisses on Mike Lowell winning the MVP.

Cap 2: Three balls.

TJX said...
Oct 29, 2007, 4:02:00 PM  

#2 - An obvious fan of Tenacious D takes his appreciation to the field.

Signal to Noise said...
Oct 29, 2007, 4:38:00 PM  

curt, couldn't you have waited for me to at least get back in bed?

Unknown said...
Oct 29, 2007, 5:04:00 PM  

#2 - Streaker: So, you wanna drop and give me 20?

Unknown said...
Oct 29, 2007, 5:24:00 PM  

Caption #1:
"I told you Ken Rosenthal was a squirter! Pay up, Beckett!"

Caption #2:
"Oi, you there! Wilkinson! I'm here to plug the holes in your defense!"

Anonymous said...
Oct 29, 2007, 5:39:00 PM  

Mike Lowell-"Hey guys come look! Jacoby finally found out theres more plesurable things in life than baseball!"

Anonymous said...
Oct 29, 2007, 5:40:00 PM  

Caption #2: Oy! Heard you were looking for a tight end, guv'nor!

Anonymous said...
Oct 29, 2007, 6:18:00 PM  

1 - All right, who let Johnny Damon in?

2 - Damn, coach Coughlin made you do that shit too?

Anonymous said...
Oct 29, 2007, 6:47:00 PM  

Caption #1: Time to reset the squirt shot for Beckett. Is Zelasko okay for another squirt or is she done for tonight?

Caption #2: This ball is strictly for spiking.

Oct 29, 2007, 7:25:00 PM  

Mike Lowell strongly reconsiders his desire to continue learning to speak Japanese after today's bukkake lesson.

Anonymous said...
Oct 29, 2007, 7:30:00 PM  

Goddammit... these are BEER goggles!

Anonymous said...
Oct 29, 2007, 7:56:00 PM  

Pic #1

"Jeez Ortiz, it's supposed to take more than one person for a bukkake!"

BD said...
Oct 29, 2007, 7:59:00 PM  

"MVP Mike Lowell discovers that champagne goes right through Papelbon."

Anonymous said...
Oct 29, 2007, 10:15:00 PM  

#1 (cliche, but what the hell)

World Series MVP--$75 trophy.
Impedning Free Agency--$30 mil for 4 years
Papelboner Money Shot--Priceless


"Dude, you broke my balls"

Anonymous said...
Oct 30, 2007, 12:40:00 AM  

Career resurgence past the age of thirty: $350,000 worth of HGH

Winning the World Series MVP: $500,000 bonus

Getting a Golden Shower from Pedro's midget: Priceless.


Nah, dude, I don't swing that way. I just have a wide stance.

Anonymous said...
Oct 30, 2007, 8:34:00 AM  

Mike Lowell thinks he's getting the "Derek Jeter, Around the World Series" treatment, but as the tranny prostitue informs him, Jeter always kept his mouth open.

Anonymous said...
Oct 30, 2007, 11:12:00 AM  

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