Create The Caption #104

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....

"And the Emmy goes to... Suddenly Susan!!!! Sorry, I just always wanted to hear that."- Extra P

"Unfortunately for the crowd, the theater had not checked their Smug Detector's batteries in several years. 2,000 died."- Hard Scores

Sheeeit, this the lit awards right? Cuz my ass high as a muhfuh.- Slater

Are you funny enough to make a caption for this photo of the Warriors newest acquisition? (Pay special attention the placement of the young lad's hands)

Daily Links:

Carl From ATHF Has Some Words For You Isiah Thomas (Adult Swim)
Even The French Can Tell That Easterbrook Is Missing From The Pages of (Bonjour Ici Pierre Vercheval)
AFL Team Offers Money Back Guarantee On Season Tickets If Team Doesn't Make The Playoffs (AZ Sports Hub)
Bill Belichick Planned This All Along! (Diehard Steel)
Ex WWFer Brock Lesnar To The UFC (Rumors and Rants)
What Are The Odds The Pats Go Undefeated? (Vegas Watch)
TNT 's Coverage Missed The Booing Of Kobe (Westside Slant)
Torre To LA? (Rumors and Rants)
Week Nine NFL Previews In Haiku (Tickets of America)
A Nice Look At The Entire Sports Year (Epic Carnival)


I've seen one play in my entire life, and it was Camelot starring Robert Goulet. Greatest play I ever saw. RIP GOUUUUUUUUULET!

A Great Goulet Tribute (Pop Jocks)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:44 PM


Hey dude, wake up, I'm pitching a tent, it's Heather Locklear!

E Buzz said...
Oct 31, 2007, 1:16:00 PM  

"Nobody gonna pull a Brady Quinn on me, White Chocolate here ain't nobody's foo'"

the great bambi said...
Oct 31, 2007, 1:17:00 PM  

Wait a minute. The Pacers traded Mike Dunleavy back already?

MDT said...
Oct 31, 2007, 1:27:00 PM  

Stephen Jackson looks for new and creative ways to hide his guns on the court.

Anonymous said...
Oct 31, 2007, 1:29:00 PM  

Please don't take my balls, Jerry Sloan

Wayne Jarvis said...
Oct 31, 2007, 1:42:00 PM  

Please don't hurt me, Latrell. C'mon, I gotta create my family!

Anonymous said...
Oct 31, 2007, 1:54:00 PM  

It was at that exact moment that Little Tommy realized that he was a breast man...

Oct 31, 2007, 1:58:00 PM  

Even my pastor didn't get THIS close...

Anonymous said...
Oct 31, 2007, 1:58:00 PM  

show me where baron touched you.

frank said...
Oct 31, 2007, 2:15:00 PM  

Not pictured: Andrew Golota singing national anthem.

Gourmet Spud said...
Oct 31, 2007, 2:21:00 PM  

Kid, I'm swear to God I'm not going to teabag you during the National Anthem. Even Stephen Jackson wouldn't do that.

Fred said...
Oct 31, 2007, 2:31:00 PM  

Yo Baron, I though we traded Dunleavy. Is he having Coach K flashbacks again?

Anonymous said...
Oct 31, 2007, 2:36:00 PM  

They say Stephen Jackson was suspended, but in reality he had to maintain a court-designated distance from the Warriors bench.

Anonymous said...
Oct 31, 2007, 2:43:00 PM  

In his best attempt to avoid getting flopped, the young boy unknowingly opens himself up to a game of grab-ass.

j.a.j.b. said...
Oct 31, 2007, 2:44:00 PM  

Michelle makes two new friends on a very special "Full House". (Okay, so I'm the only one who remembers when Danny Tanner ran in the Warriors layup line in an episode of "Full House". ABC TGIF, bi-yotches!)

Anonymous said...
Oct 31, 2007, 2:46:00 PM  

"Its not worth it being a ballboy if Stephen Jackson keeps kicking me in the 'nads."

Anonymous said...
Oct 31, 2007, 2:57:00 PM  

Like Mike 3 - Incredibly Awkward White Kids Edition

Oct 31, 2007, 2:59:00 PM  

Bob Sura, reporting for second tour of duty, SIR!

Anonymous said...
Oct 31, 2007, 3:34:00 PM  

Get used to it, kid. Growing up in Oakland, you will no doubt spend a lot of time in between two gigantic black men.

GMoney said...
Oct 31, 2007, 3:44:00 PM  

Having been captured by the Evil Lord Stern's guards, Kid Frosty Wig plans a daring escape...

Anonymous said...
Oct 31, 2007, 3:51:00 PM  

Why is Wacko Jacko at a Warriors game? And why is stareing at me like that?

Anonymous said...
Oct 31, 2007, 3:53:00 PM  

Clearly the Warriors hadn't learned their lesson and drafted another Dunleavy in the first round.

BD said...
Oct 31, 2007, 4:14:00 PM  

Muggsy Bogues is white?

TJX said...
Oct 31, 2007, 4:20:00 PM  

"Psssst...hey guys? My dad told me he'd give me 50 bucks if I could get you to cover your balls instead of your heart during the national anthem. C'mon man, hook a brotha up."

Anonymous said...
Oct 31, 2007, 4:24:00 PM  

On this day Mike Dunleavy became a man.

Unknown said...
Oct 31, 2007, 4:25:00 PM  

Dude, I'm 4'6"! Why the hell is Nellie starting me at center???

Anonymous said...
Oct 31, 2007, 5:01:00 PM  

Did dad say cover up the front or the back if i ever end up in prison?

Anonymous said...
Oct 31, 2007, 5:09:00 PM  

"Where's Warren Wallace?"

TC said...
Oct 31, 2007, 5:09:00 PM  

What am I doing? haven't you heard? Stephen Jackson shoots to sterilize!

Brendan said...
Oct 31, 2007, 5:50:00 PM  

Little Jimmy still having a tough time after a Trade from the Neverland Ranch Buddies squad.

Unknown said...
Oct 31, 2007, 7:57:00 PM  

Jimmy, have you ever been to a Turkish Prison?

TJX said...
Oct 31, 2007, 8:47:00 PM  

"Look, kid, for the last time, Reggie Evans isn't even suiting up for today's game!"

Mike E said...
Oct 31, 2007, 9:36:00 PM  

Guys, guys...if you're gonna set a screen...yah gotta protect "the boys"...nowhatimsayin?!?!?!

Sam Walker said...
Oct 31, 2007, 10:38:00 PM  

"Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god I think Patrick O'Bryant likes me!!! Play it cool Danny, play it cool..."

Marty said...
Nov 1, 2007, 9:25:00 AM  


Anonymous said...
Nov 1, 2007, 10:04:00 AM  

Worried that Reggie Evans may charge at any moment, the kid prepares for the worst.

Anonymous said...
Nov 1, 2007, 11:32:00 AM  

How to cover your nuts, an instructional video by Chris Kaman's kid.

Anonymous said...
Nov 1, 2007, 11:34:00 AM  

Oh my god! Oh my god! I thought we were going to Berkeley??? How did I end up in Oakland??? Why does this black guy keep staring at his junk and then at mine???? Why am I slightly intrigued???

Anonymous said...
Nov 1, 2007, 12:03:00 PM  

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