Create The Caption #104
Wednesday, October 31, 2007
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Yesterday's Winners....
"And the Emmy goes to... Suddenly Susan!!!! Sorry, I just always wanted to hear that."- Extra P
"Unfortunately for the crowd, the theater had not checked their Smug Detector's batteries in several years. 2,000 died."- Hard Scores
Sheeeit, this the lit awards right? Cuz my ass high as a muhfuh.- Slater
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Are you funny enough to make a caption for this photo of the Warriors newest acquisition? (Pay special attention the placement of the young lad's hands)
Daily Links:
Carl From ATHF Has Some Words For You Isiah Thomas (Adult Swim)
Even The French Can Tell That Easterbrook Is Missing From The Pages of ESPN.com (Bonjour Ici Pierre Vercheval)
AFL Team Offers Money Back Guarantee On Season Tickets If Team Doesn't Make The Playoffs (AZ Sports Hub)
Bill Belichick Planned This All Along! (Diehard Steel)
Ex WWFer Brock Lesnar To The UFC (Rumors and Rants)
What Are The Odds The Pats Go Undefeated? (Vegas Watch)
TNT 's Coverage Missed The Booing Of Kobe (Westside Slant)
Torre To LA? (Rumors and Rants)
Week Nine NFL Previews In Haiku (Tickets of America)
A Nice Look At The Entire Sports Year (Epic Carnival)
Lastly.....
I've seen one play in my entire life, and it was Camelot starring Robert Goulet. Greatest play I ever saw. RIP GOUUUUUUUUULET!
A Great Goulet Tribute (Pop Jocks)
38 Comments:
"Nobody gonna pull a Brady Quinn on me, White Chocolate here ain't nobody's foo'"
Wait a minute. The Pacers traded Mike Dunleavy back already?
Stephen Jackson looks for new and creative ways to hide his guns on the court.
Please don't take my balls, Jerry Sloan
Please don't hurt me, Latrell. C'mon, I gotta create my family!
It was at that exact moment that Little Tommy realized that he was a breast man...
Even my pastor didn't get THIS close...
show me where baron touched you.
Not pictured: Andrew Golota singing national anthem.
Kid, I'm swear to God I'm not going to teabag you during the National Anthem. Even Stephen Jackson wouldn't do that.
Yo Baron, I though we traded Dunleavy. Is he having Coach K flashbacks again?
They say Stephen Jackson was suspended, but in reality he had to maintain a court-designated distance from the Warriors bench.
In his best attempt to avoid getting flopped, the young boy unknowingly opens himself up to a game of grab-ass.
Michelle makes two new friends on a very special "Full House". (Okay, so I'm the only one who remembers when Danny Tanner ran in the Warriors layup line in an episode of "Full House". ABC TGIF, bi-yotches!)
"Its not worth it being a ballboy if Stephen Jackson keeps kicking me in the 'nads."
Like Mike 3 - Incredibly Awkward White Kids Edition
Bob Sura, reporting for second tour of duty, SIR!
Get used to it, kid. Growing up in Oakland, you will no doubt spend a lot of time in between two gigantic black men.
Having been captured by the Evil Lord Stern's guards, Kid Frosty Wig plans a daring escape...
Why is Wacko Jacko at a Warriors game? And why is stareing at me like that?
Clearly the Warriors hadn't learned their lesson and drafted another Dunleavy in the first round.
Muggsy Bogues is white?
"Psssst...hey guys? My dad told me he'd give me 50 bucks if I could get you to cover your balls instead of your heart during the national anthem. C'mon man, hook a brotha up."
On this day Mike Dunleavy became a man.
Dude, I'm 4'6"! Why the hell is Nellie starting me at center???
Did dad say cover up the front or the back if i ever end up in prison?
"Where's Warren Wallace?"
What am I doing? haven't you heard? Stephen Jackson shoots to sterilize!
Little Jimmy still having a tough time after a Trade from the Neverland Ranch Buddies squad.
Jimmy, have you ever been to a Turkish Prison?
"Look, kid, for the last time, Reggie Evans isn't even suiting up for today's game!"
Guys, guys...if you're gonna set a screen...yah gotta protect "the boys"...nowhatimsayin?!?!?!
"Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god I think Patrick O'Bryant likes me!!! Play it cool Danny, play it cool..."
TOKEN!
Worried that Reggie Evans may charge at any moment, the kid prepares for the worst.
How to cover your nuts, an instructional video by Chris Kaman's kid.
Oh my god! Oh my god! I thought we were going to Berkeley??? How did I end up in Oakland??? Why does this black guy keep staring at his junk and then at mine???? Why am I slightly intrigued???
Hey dude, wake up, I'm pitching a tent, it's Heather Locklear!