Create The Caption #102
Monday, October 29, 2007
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Friday's Winners....
"An actual photo of Plaxico Burress phoning it in."- paul
"You hang up first!....Nooo You hang up first!! C'mon, you do it!! Noo I love you more! Yes I do! Uh-huh! Oh stupid Eli is calling on the other line, I gotta go...Bye Tiki-wiki!!!!"- Mez
"Tiki? Uh .. Tiki ... let me think ... Tiki .. nope .. never heard of him. Sorry I can't accept the collect charges."- Jay
"Hello, is this Manning Quarterbacks Inc? Yes, I was just calling to ask about your return policy. Why yes, I am calling about the Eli Model..*click* Hello? Hello?"- Kevin
"Hello, Jenny? Is this 867-5309?"- Anon (So bad it's funny)
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We're doubling it up today! Are you funny enough to make a caption for one of these photos? (Thanks to Lozo for the Lowell photo)
Daily Links:
Scaring News Anchors Is Fun (Live Leak)
A Mini Ryan Howard? (Bugs and Cranks)
These Are A Few Of Andy Reid's Favorite Things (The Viking Age)
What If Bill Simmons Were To Cover WWII? (Wrigleyvile)
Is Grady Sizemore Overrated? (I'm Writing Sports)
Who Is This Amy K. Nelson You Speak Of? (MC Bias)
An NHL Recap From Last Week (Pop Jocks)
Shame On You Scott Boras (Simon on Sports)
A Nice NFL Recap Not Made Up Of Quotes (Shakedown Sports)
Who Are The Top Candidates To Turn Into Pumpkins? (Armchair GM)
Let's Go Flip Some Cars Red Sox Nation! (Red Sox Monster)
No Way Derek Anderson Goes To The Pro Bowl, Wait A Tic...Could He? (First and Ten Inches)
.....and Lastly........
WE HATE THAT STUPID ROBOT FOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't care if you turn him into Pumpkinhead....
Report: Fox apparently still hates you (The Sports Hernia)
34 Comments:
Why is John Henry pissing on Mike Lowell?
Josh Beckett's reaction to news of Lowell winning the MVP.
Cap #1:
Who the hell let R. Kelly in the locker room?
Cap #2:
"You know, Ed Hochuli can do the same thing. Except he doesn't use his arms."
Like Lowell, meet TT Boy.
Ed Hochuli showing the Wembley crowd why he wants to be called Buns, instead of Guns.
Cap 1 - "Now do you believe me when I say Ortiz has a water hose?"
Cap 2 - "Yea, mine's bigger"
so THAT's the gyro-ball I've been hearing about all season.
you're right, i love it better than Beckett's heater. keep spraying me Dick-K.
I feel as though those two pictures should be related somehow...
Lowell was concered when he discovered that, instead of world series rings, they were getting pearl necklaces.
Cap 1: Upon hearing that A-Rod opted out of his contract, Hank Steinbrenner infiltrated the Red Sox club house to show Mike Lowell what it takes to be a Yankee.
Cap 2: Hey weren't you the wirey kicker in The Replacements?
Cap 1: David, I told you that you need to keep a closer eye on Manny!
Cap 2: Gerris Wilkinson, you know that when I'm down to just my socks, it's business time.
Big Papi demonstrates to Mike Lowell the meaning of "Boston Bukkake"
Teabag Tebow LOL!
Lowell shower pic: Manny being Manny.
Wilkinson talking to streaker ref: "Where's your flag?"
#1: Lowell finds out why they call Ortiz BIG Papi.
#2: "Good evening, gov'ner. How would you like to be called for an illegal crackback?"
A: The Red Sox celebrate their win with a game of drink from the fire hose.
B: Sunday, an "out of character" Ed Hochuli got completely shitfaced on Irish Whisky before he was due to referee a football game.
Cap 1: Joe Buck pisses on Mike Lowell winning the MVP.
Cap 2: Three balls.
#2 - An obvious fan of Tenacious D takes his appreciation to the field.
curt, couldn't you have waited for me to at least get back in bed?
#2 - Streaker: So, you wanna drop and give me 20?
Caption #1:
"I told you Ken Rosenthal was a squirter! Pay up, Beckett!"
Caption #2:
"Oi, you there! Wilkinson! I'm here to plug the holes in your defense!"
Mike Lowell-"Hey guys come look! Jacoby finally found out theres more plesurable things in life than baseball!"
Caption #2: Oy! Heard you were looking for a tight end, guv'nor!
1 - All right, who let Johnny Damon in?
2 - Damn, coach Coughlin made you do that shit too?
Caption #1: Time to reset the squirt shot for Beckett. Is Zelasko okay for another squirt or is she done for tonight?
Caption #2: This ball is strictly for spiking.
Mike Lowell strongly reconsiders his desire to continue learning to speak Japanese after today's bukkake lesson.
Goddammit... these are BEER goggles!
Pic #1
"Jeez Ortiz, it's supposed to take more than one person for a bukkake!"
"MVP Mike Lowell discovers that champagne goes right through Papelbon."
#1 (cliche, but what the hell)
World Series MVP--$75 trophy.
Impedning Free Agency--$30 mil for 4 years
Papelboner Money Shot--Priceless
#2
"Dude, you broke my balls"
#1:
Career resurgence past the age of thirty: $350,000 worth of HGH
Winning the World Series MVP: $500,000 bonus
Getting a Golden Shower from Pedro's midget: Priceless.
#2:
Nah, dude, I don't swing that way. I just have a wide stance.
Mike Lowell thinks he's getting the "Derek Jeter, Around the World Series" treatment, but as the tranny prostitue informs him, Jeter always kept his mouth open.
Cap #2: Ummmm, dude. I think you looking for #92