You Create The Caption #101

Friday, October 26, 2007

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....

"Hey, check this out - I can belch the Mandarin alphabet."- Fred Morlan

"Dis' motherfucker is dead asleep and he ain't droppin' that motherfuckin cup! How the fuck he do that? Drop the damn cup Yi!"- Chimpanzee Rage

"Damn, that Kung Pao chicken is tearing my stomach up. Don't you have any real Chinese food in this gd forsaken town?"- Anon

"Redd considers waiving his no-in-game-happy-ending-massage clause"- mplant

"These "Rush Hour" movies are losing their edge."- Anon

Are you funny enough to make a caption for this photo of Plaxico Burress looking fly on the phone? (Thanks to Ross for the photo)

Weekend Links:

Joe Buck Needs To Get His Sox In Order (Homerun Derby)
Why Live-Blog? (Sports Media Journal)
Hoover High Is Corrupt (Rumors and Rants)
The New Big Ten Logo Is Special (Storming The Floor)
Predicting Tony Kornheiser On MNF (Food Court Lunch)
2008 Preview In Movie Posters (Half Court Heave)
Who Doesn't Like Drugs And Basketball Previews? (Ghosts of Wayne Fontes)
Do Not Anger Eddie Gunz For You Will Pay! (The Hater Nation)
Who Should The Sox Sit In Colorado? (I'm Writing Sports)
Genarlow Wilson Is Finally Free (We Suck At Sports)
ESPN Might Find Some Better Talent If They Brought Back Dream Job (Signal to Noise)
Is ESPN Ripping Off The Onion? (Hugging Harold Reynolds)

.....and Lastly........

Keith Olbermann was seen sneaking around your grave at night. Whoops that's Beetlejuice...I mean sneaking around the World Series Media Room....

What Was Keith Olbermann Trying To Record in the World Series Media Room? (The Big Lead)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:12 PM


An actual photo of Plaxico Burress phoning it in.

paul said...
Oct 26, 2007, 12:55:00 PM  

"You hang up first!....Nooo You hang up first!! C'mon, you do it!! Noo I love you more! Yes I do! Uh-huh! Oh stupid Eli is calling on the other line, I gotta go...Bye Tiki-wiki!!!!"

The Mez said...
Oct 26, 2007, 12:59:00 PM  

It's the banker.

The Zoner said...
Oct 26, 2007, 1:06:00 PM  

"I'll bring all of my glasses and all of my I have them."

Oct 26, 2007, 1:10:00 PM  

"What you think Crazy-ass Coughlin is up to, actin' all nice and shit..."

JP said...
Oct 26, 2007, 1:15:00 PM  

"Tiki? Uh .. Tiki ... let me think ... Tiki .. nope .. never heard of him. Sorry I can't accept the collect charges."

Jay said...
Oct 26, 2007, 1:16:00 PM  

The anonymous source who told Chris Mortensen that Eli would be out for a month.

Anonymous said...
Oct 26, 2007, 1:21:00 PM  

"No, honey, I can't say that right now. The guys are all here! No, I'm not embarrassed by you, that's just - okay, fine. I'll say it. I love you, Drew Rosenhaus."

Fred Morlan said...
Oct 26, 2007, 1:25:00 PM  

"No, you have the wrong number, no one by the name Chad Pennington works here."

D.Rob said...
Oct 26, 2007, 1:28:00 PM  

Beyotch! You better have my mutha fuckin' money here by halftime or Ima break my good foot off in yo' ass! -click-

Damn Tiki never pays nobody back on time.

Anonymous said...
Oct 26, 2007, 1:28:00 PM  

Hugging Harold Reynolds - f'in hilarious.

"I want you to take Howard Stern off the air."

"But sir, this is the Food and Drug Administration..."

Gourmet Spud said...
Oct 26, 2007, 1:30:00 PM  

London calling.

Gourmet Spud said...
Oct 26, 2007, 1:32:00 PM  

Hello, Jenny? Is this 867-5309?

Anonymous said...
Oct 26, 2007, 1:32:00 PM  

Hi Mom, how do I spell my name again?

hollywood wags said...
Oct 26, 2007, 1:33:00 PM  

"Yo, what the f--k you mean 'this is 1993, and I want my tilted visor back?' That sh*t ain't funny, Tiki!"

Extra P. said...
Oct 26, 2007, 2:01:00 PM  

"Sorry, I gotta go. Elisha is in the fetal position and crying again."

Oct 26, 2007, 2:02:00 PM  

Thanks, GSpud.

Oct 26, 2007, 2:28:00 PM  

Practice? We talking about Practice? Come on Tiki, it's Practice man.

Mookie said...
Oct 26, 2007, 2:34:00 PM  

Wha chu mean this ain't an iPhone? But I usin' it.

Jon said...
Oct 26, 2007, 3:14:00 PM  

Yeah, that's extra pepperoni on that pizza. Oooh, and make sure that gets charged to Tiki Barber's account. Thanks.

Michael said...
Oct 26, 2007, 3:28:00 PM  

"Hello, is this Manning Quarterbacks Inc? Yes, I was just calling to ask about your return policy. Why yes, I am calling about the Eli Model..*click* Hello? Hello?"

Kevin said...
Oct 26, 2007, 3:42:00 PM  

"Hey Joey! Joey Porter! Party over at Pete Doherty's after the game. I'll drive, you bring the eightballs."

GMoney said...
Oct 26, 2007, 3:53:00 PM  

"Yea...Yea...what? My visor's what? Crooked?"

Chimpanzee Rage said...
Oct 26, 2007, 4:06:00 PM  

Is there a Hugh Jass in the house? Is Harry Sachs there? Can I speak with Pepi Roni?


hollywood wags said...
Oct 26, 2007, 4:28:00 PM  

Hello, Giants sideline, this is Plex ... hey, how ya doin'? ... Good, good ... Coach Coughlin? Lemme see ... Um, can he call you back? ... Naw, Eli's OK. He ain't thrown a pick. Yet. ... He just rippin' the side judge a new one ... Yeah, he got that vein poppin' out the side of his head, like he gonna have an aneurysm or somethin' ... Aw, dayum! Osi gettin' paid today! Gotta go, we back on offense. Tell Bussie we gotta roll some night, man.


Man, Tiki just will not shut up.

Oct 26, 2007, 4:58:00 PM  

Ok Mum, I will put my visor on straight

Anonymous said...
Oct 26, 2007, 8:44:00 PM  

So simple a caveman could do ass!

John said...
Oct 26, 2007, 8:57:00 PM  

"Dawg, I'm tellin' you, it goes 'Break me off a piece of that foot-ball cream.' ... Man, you stupid. Hold up a second.

Eli, what the fuck I tell you?! I ain't braidin' ya hair when I'm on
the phone!

Man, I'm tellin' you that boy gay."

A reference to The Office and Eli Manning's immmasculinity in the same post. I win.

Anonymous said...
Oct 26, 2007, 11:32:00 PM  

The one in the row with the huge tits. Tell her it's room number 1675 at the Four Seasons.

Anonymous said...
Oct 27, 2007, 6:53:00 PM  

Sean Salisbury? What the fuck he want? This ain't no fuckin cell phone.

hollywood wags said...
Oct 27, 2007, 8:31:00 PM  

I don't know who it was man, but one o' dem boys let one *loose* down here by the bench man! Musta been Strahan - muthafucka always be eatin' right before gametime...

grissum said...
Oct 28, 2007, 12:03:00 AM  

"Naw dawg...section 117. Shorty's in a plaid skirt...lookin' like she got red hair. Yeah...that girl right there. Whatchoo mean that's a dude? I'm lookin' right at her, that ain't no dude. Ah damn, did he just call you a bloody yank?"

Slater said...
Oct 29, 2007, 11:05:00 AM  

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