Create The Caption #103
Tuesday, October 30, 2007
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Yesterday's Winners....
Best of Lowell:
"Lowell was concered when he discovered that, instead of world series rings, they were getting pearl necklaces."- Matt
"The Red Sox celebrate their win with a game of drink from the fire hose."- Hollywood Wags (UHF reference...nice.)
"All right, who let Johnny Damon in?"- Anon
"Career resurgence past the age of thirty: $350,000 worth of HGH
Winning the World Series MVP: $500,000 bonus
Getting a Golden Shower from Pedro's midget: Priceless."- Anon
Best of Streaker:
"You know, Ed Hochuli can do the same thing. Except he doesn't use his arms."- Todd
"Hey weren't you the wirey kicker in The Replacements?"- Jeremy
"Damn, coach Coughlin made you do that s**t too?"- Anon
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Are you funny enough to make a caption for this photo of Tiki Barber receiving a literary award from Brooke Sheilds? (Thanks to Lozo for the Lowell photo)
Daily Links:
How Do You Fall Up An Escalator? (Gizmodo via MI)
Details on the Red Sox Rolling Rally (Sox and Dawgs)
How Do You Score 68 Points And Lose? (Five on Five)
Life As An Assistant CBB Coach (Meaningful Collateral)
An Interview With Larry Csonka (Phin Phanatic)
If You Live In The Dallas/Fort Worth Area, Juan Pablo Montoya May Be Filling You Upp Today (Lion In Oil)
Another Hilarious Fantasy Humor Video (You Tube)
Torre To LA? (Rumors and Rants)
Toronto And The Bills (Food Court Lunch)
How Cal Ripken Hurt The O's (Crashburn Alley)
Cheap Halloween Costume Ideas (The Sports Hernia)
18 Comments:
"And the Emmy goes to... Suddenly Susan!!!! Sorry, I just always wanted to hear that."
"Psst, Tiki, what's this word?"
these are the nominees for most overrated running back ever...
Brooke: "Wool hast anool..."
Tiki: "Host annual"
Brooke: "host anewl...annual..."
Tiki: "Annual"
Brooke: "Annual meeting of t-t-t-heh, t-he...t-he..."
Tiki: "The"
-jake
Brooke Shields presents Tiki Barber with the award for the best use of anti depressant medication after Tiki revealed that mean Tom Coughlin "made him sad."
Tiki then ran off stage to avoid the contact.
TIKI [reading from cue cards]: Well here we are the star of the Blue Lagoon and me, the blue haired goon! I...ah...wait thats terrible!
BROOKE SHIELDS: Cartoons have the power to make us laugh and to make us cry. Wouldn't you agree, Tiki?
TIKI: First of all my hair is green not blue. I got nothing to work with here. Nothing.
Unfortunately for the crowd, the theater had not checked their Smug Detector's batteries in several years. 2,000 died.
1. Th, th, the, a a a ward, for this, like, thing, (how do you say this...) goooooes to Tie Kie Barber for his stuff, and junk. I *hate* it when my Mom makes me read.
2. THis is the last known picture of Brooke Shields and Tiki Barber before they both sank through the floor into the core of the earth. It is believed that the cause was the sheer leaden weight of Tiki's personality combined with the weight of his gigantic head.
Sheeeit, this the lit awards right? Cuz my ass high as a muhfuh.
And the award for smarmiest douchebag goes to...
Brooke: "I once farted on the set of Blue Lagoon!"
Tiki: SLAP!
Brooke (as coherent as possible): Tom Coughlin is an a$$hole, everyone hates his guts, and he was wrong to drive Tiki Barber out of New York.
Tiki thinking: MWAHAHAHAHAA!!
"And the winner is...Brandon Jacobs!"
And the winner is.....
Ronde Barber!
And I'd like to announce that not only is Tikki a huge douche on NBC but that he is in fact MY huge douche.
Brook Shields introduces her new co-star for Blue Lagoon 3...Tiki Barber!
"Tiki... you are NOT the father!"