Create The Caption #103

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....

Best of Lowell:

"Lowell was concered when he discovered that, instead of world series rings, they were getting pearl necklaces."- Matt

"The Red Sox celebrate their win with a game of drink from the fire hose."- Hollywood Wags (UHF reference...nice.)

"All right, who let Johnny Damon in?"- Anon

"Career resurgence past the age of thirty: $350,000 worth of HGH
Winning the World Series MVP: $500,000 bonus
Getting a Golden Shower from Pedro's midget: Priceless."- Anon

Best of Streaker:

"You know, Ed Hochuli can do the same thing. Except he doesn't use his arms."- Todd

"Hey weren't you the wirey kicker in The Replacements?"- Jeremy

"Damn, coach Coughlin made you do that s**t too?"- Anon

Are you funny enough to make a caption for this photo of Tiki Barber receiving a literary award from Brooke Sheilds? (Thanks to Lozo for the Lowell photo)

Daily Links:

How Do You Fall Up An Escalator? (Gizmodo via MI)
Details on the Red Sox Rolling Rally (Sox and Dawgs)
How Do You Score 68 Points And Lose? (Five on Five)
Life As An Assistant CBB Coach (Meaningful Collateral)
An Interview With Larry Csonka (Phin Phanatic)
If You Live In The Dallas/Fort Worth Area, Juan Pablo Montoya May Be Filling You Upp Today (Lion In Oil)
Another Hilarious Fantasy Humor Video (You Tube)
Torre To LA? (Rumors and Rants)
Toronto And The Bills (Food Court Lunch)
How Cal Ripken Hurt The O's (Crashburn Alley)
Cheap Halloween Costume Ideas (The Sports Hernia)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 1:10 PM


"Tiki... you are NOT the father!"

stinkypinkie said...
Oct 30, 2007, 1:48:00 PM  

"And the Emmy goes to... Suddenly Susan!!!! Sorry, I just always wanted to hear that."

Extra P. said...
Oct 30, 2007, 1:57:00 PM  

"Psst, Tiki, what's this word?"

Ross said...
Oct 30, 2007, 2:00:00 PM  

these are the nominees for most overrated running back ever...

The Zoner said...
Oct 30, 2007, 2:10:00 PM  

Brooke: "Wool hast anool..."
Tiki: "Host annual"
Brooke: "host anewl...annual..."
Tiki: "Annual"
Brooke: "Annual meeting of t-t-t-heh, t-he...t-he..."
Tiki: "The"


j.a.j. bowler said...
Oct 30, 2007, 2:17:00 PM  

Brooke Shields presents Tiki Barber with the award for the best use of anti depressant medication after Tiki revealed that mean Tom Coughlin "made him sad."

Russianator said...
Oct 30, 2007, 2:22:00 PM  

Tiki then ran off stage to avoid the contact.

Brave Sir Robin said...
Oct 30, 2007, 2:32:00 PM  

TIKI [reading from cue cards]: Well here we are the star of the Blue Lagoon and me, the blue haired goon! I...ah...wait thats terrible!
BROOKE SHIELDS: Cartoons have the power to make us laugh and to make us cry. Wouldn't you agree, Tiki?
TIKI: First of all my hair is green not blue. I got nothing to work with here. Nothing.

GMoney said...
Oct 30, 2007, 3:53:00 PM  

Unfortunately for the crowd, the theater had not checked their Smug Detector's batteries in several years. 2,000 died.

HardScores said...
Oct 30, 2007, 3:58:00 PM  

1. Th, th, the, a a a ward, for this, like, thing, (how do you say this...) goooooes to Tie Kie Barber for his stuff, and junk. I *hate* it when my Mom makes me read.

2. THis is the last known picture of Brooke Shields and Tiki Barber before they both sank through the floor into the core of the earth. It is believed that the cause was the sheer leaden weight of Tiki's personality combined with the weight of his gigantic head.

hollywood wags said...
Oct 30, 2007, 4:35:00 PM  

Sheeeit, this the lit awards right? Cuz my ass high as a muhfuh.

Slater said...
Oct 30, 2007, 4:42:00 PM  

And the award for smarmiest douchebag goes to...

ryan said...
Oct 30, 2007, 8:28:00 PM  

Brooke: "I once farted on the set of Blue Lagoon!"
Tiki: SLAP!

MonkeyWrench32 said...
Oct 30, 2007, 8:36:00 PM  

Brooke (as coherent as possible): Tom Coughlin is an a$$hole, everyone hates his guts, and he was wrong to drive Tiki Barber out of New York.

Tiki thinking: MWAHAHAHAHAA!!

Mookie said...
Oct 30, 2007, 8:40:00 PM  

"And the winner is...Brandon Jacobs!"

pm said...
Oct 30, 2007, 9:04:00 PM  

And the winner is.....
Ronde Barber!

Anonymous said...
Oct 30, 2007, 9:53:00 PM  

And I'd like to announce that not only is Tikki a huge douche on NBC but that he is in fact MY huge douche.

Anonymous said...
Oct 31, 2007, 10:18:00 AM  

Brook Shields introduces her new co-star for Blue Lagoon 3...Tiki Barber!

paul said...
Oct 31, 2007, 10:23:00 AM  

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