You Create The Caption #100

Thursday, October 25, 2007

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

CaC #99 Winners

"Francona had seen enough after watching Gagne jog out of the bullpen."- Hard Scores

"At least now I can go in the clubhouse and watch Frank TV. I wonder if he does an imitation of me sucking."- SP

"Have you seen my baseball?"- Anon


- Anon

(Not exactly timely, but still funny)

Are you funny enough to make a caption for this photo of the Bucks' Michael Redd looking over at Yi Jianlian?

Daily Links:

Whatever Happened To Bryant Reeves? (Chicago Bull)
The Toughest Places To Play College Football At Night (Rizzo Sports)
A College Football Poll Quiz (Five on Five)
Dan From Red Sox Monster Is Blogging The World Series For Yahoo (Yahoo!)
Piling On Gregg Easterbrook (Food Court Lunch)
Spurs Beat Cavs For Title, So Says NBA 2K8 (Blog of Hilarity)
App State Can Beat Michigan But No One In 1AA (Meaningful Collateral)
NFL Busts, Where Are They Now? (Deuce of Davenport)
Channing Crowder Is Not A Big Fan Of Geography (NOIS)
The Evolution Of Dirk (Hawg Sports)
Selig To Suspend HGHers? (Signal to Noise)
NBA Predictions Based On Metal Bands (The Money Shot)
Soccer Mom Goes WWF On Coach (The Beautiful Game)
A Hilarious Piece On Fenway Vendors (Naughty American)

.....and Lastly........

ESPN has been barred from all conferences call regarding the new Yankees' Manager. They're planning hardball folks.....let's see which writer ESPN pulls their breaking Don Mattingly news from....

Yankees bar ESPN from conference calls (Newsday)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:25 PM


"Mike, this is how I get focused while on the bench...just breathe in, and 'Ommmm....'"

Signal to Noise said...
Oct 25, 2007, 1:09:00 PM  

No, no. In English, it's called "of-fense". Not "O-face".

MDT said...
Oct 25, 2007, 1:16:00 PM  

"Holy shit, he's like Yao Ming, only suckier"

JK said...
Oct 25, 2007, 1:16:00 PM  

"Please, God, get me off of this shitty team."

Anonymous said...
Oct 25, 2007, 1:18:00 PM  

Jeezis H Christ dog, these Chinese guys eat and drink ANYTHING.

Didjoo see what was in that cup? It was a big ass eyeball, like from a big pig or cow or something man.

I am gonna PUKE! LOOK OUT! I haven't been this sick since I saw Dick Versace up close!!!

hollywood wags said...
Oct 25, 2007, 1:33:00 PM  

"I can't believe I just did that."

"You're right, that is soooo much better than pussy"

the great bambi said...
Oct 25, 2007, 1:38:00 PM  

Hey, check this out - I can belch the Mandarin alphabet.

Fred Morlan said...
Oct 25, 2007, 1:43:00 PM  

Dock that chink a day's pay for napping on the job.

(/sidenote...Blazing Saddles is the best movie ever)

Oct 25, 2007, 1:47:00 PM  

"Dis' motherfucker is dead asleep and he ain't droppin' that motherfuckin cup! How the fuck he do that? Drop the damn cup Yi!"

Chimpanzee Rage said...
Oct 25, 2007, 1:54:00 PM  

Damn, that Kung Pao chicken is tearing my stomach up. Don't you have any real Chinese food in this gd forsaken town?

Anonymous said...
Oct 25, 2007, 2:07:00 PM  

Redd China

Anonymous said...
Oct 25, 2007, 2:13:00 PM  

I miss Ray. Can I go to Boston too?

Anonymous said...
Oct 25, 2007, 2:14:00 PM  

Redd considers waiving his no-in-game-happy-ending-massage clause

mplant said...
Oct 25, 2007, 2:15:00 PM  

"And then Yao granted my request for a golden shower... just... like... thiiisss..."

Oct 25, 2007, 2:28:00 PM  

Seriously, Yi, lay off the pregame egg rolls!

MonkeyWrench32 said...
Oct 25, 2007, 3:02:00 PM  

These "Rush Hour" movies are losing their edge.

Anonymous said...
Oct 25, 2007, 3:10:00 PM  

"I should have stayed in China..." "This team SUCKS!"

Manuel said...
Oct 25, 2007, 3:26:00 PM  

doood - enough of the boiled cabbage at half time... your killing me!

Anonymous said...
Oct 25, 2007, 3:29:00 PM  

"Psss, hey Yi, do you think you can get me Yao Ming's autograph?? He's dreamy."

D.Rob said...
Oct 25, 2007, 3:38:00 PM  

Redd: Did you know that Milwaukee is the only city to ever elect 3 Socialist mayors?

Yi: Does this guy know how to party or what?

GMoney said...
Oct 25, 2007, 4:06:00 PM  

Down the basement.
Lock the cellar door.
Annnnd Redddddddd
Talk dirty to me.

Brave Sir Robin said...
Oct 25, 2007, 4:15:00 PM  

"Dude, your game is totally tainted with lead."

Anonymous said...
Oct 25, 2007, 4:32:00 PM  

Redd: Damn Yi. U can't be getting a happy ending on the bench!

Look What I can DO said...
Oct 25, 2007, 5:37:00 PM  

"Hey, bro...I don't know the chinese word for Transvestite, but your "friend" under the bench is definitely one of 'em"

Tully Moxness said...
Oct 25, 2007, 5:50:00 PM  

"I'll have what he's having".

(Yes its a sleepless in seattle deli orgasm reference)

Steve said...
Oct 25, 2007, 6:34:00 PM  

Say dawg, I don't think Budhha lives in Milwaukee.

dummy said...
Oct 25, 2007, 7:05:00 PM  

"Puff, puff, give! Puff, puff, give! You better be glad you my homie. People kill you for that shit!"

Kev said...
Oct 25, 2007, 7:14:00 PM  

I told you my shit was better than opium!

DMac said...
Oct 25, 2007, 7:55:00 PM  

I can't believe the Appalachian State celebration CTC didn't make your top 20. Booo!

Anonymous said...
Oct 25, 2007, 10:28:00 PM  

I'm supposed to breath deep like this -- AFTER I pull your finger?
Will that make the hot American chicks like me?

Anonymous said...
Oct 25, 2007, 10:30:00 PM  

Yi: Michael, who do we play for again?

Michael: The Milwaukee Brewers...I think.

Mookie said...
Oct 25, 2007, 10:47:00 PM  

"Man Yi, you sure look like you're having a great time, what's going on down there?"
*peeks below seat*
A-Rod! I didn't know you were in talks with the Brewers this week.

DuncanMcCloud said...
Oct 25, 2007, 11:44:00 PM  

It appears Redd's practical joke - slipping roofies into Yi's Gatorade - hit Yao a little quicker than expected.

Slater said...
Oct 26, 2007, 4:43:00 AM  

Hey, I won. Sweet!

"Yi quickly learned the benefits of marrying a four-foot tall woman."

HardScores said...
Oct 26, 2007, 9:27:00 AM  

"Oh shhhhiiiiiiit...Yi...Yo Yi...Yi...Yo...Yo Yi...wake yo ass up playa...Yo...Yi...Yi Yo man, wake up."

BSl8 said...
Oct 26, 2007, 12:29:00 PM  

Anon- The App State one was #22 I swear. I thought 25 took up too much space.

Oct 26, 2007, 12:33:00 PM  

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