Create The Caption #185

Monday, March 17, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Last Thursday's Winners....

"The saying is true, you are what you drive."- Bob

"David Carr deserved a much more dignified ride from the airport."- AppFan

"Ask me about my weiner!"- Ian

"This still may be a step up from the Right Guard Commercial."- Anon

Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of the Memphis Tigers during yesterdays selection show? (Via The Sporting Blog)

Daily Links:

Nothing Is More Fun Than The Bracket-O-Matic Right Now (Coke Zero)
Welcome To Dickipedia Billy Packer! (Dickipedia)
Some Good Announcing Awards (Fangs Bites)
A Collection Of Wrestling Injuries (On 205th)
How'd Those Bracketologists Do? (Vegas Watch)
What The Hell Are The Raiders Doing? (The Play In CA)
Bracketology 101 (I'm Writing Sports)
Bob Costas Isn't Making Any Friends (SS Reporters)
Mock Drafting Time! (Yardbarker)
More Female Streakers Please (With Leather)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:09 PM


I will never understand why large groups of people gather for American Idol.

GMoney said...
Mar 17, 2008, 12:43:00 PM  

Hahaha hey, look at those idiots watching themselves on TV. That guy looks like me!

The Editor said...
Mar 17, 2008, 12:51:00 PM  

Looks like John McCain's family reunion.

Anonymous said...
Mar 17, 2008, 12:54:00 PM  

"And be sure to check out the nice selection of Tupperware in the kitchen. All proceeds go towards finding a second good team for C-USA."

MDT said...
Mar 17, 2008, 1:04:00 PM  

Alright - who put on the Grizzlies game? I want to watch basketball...

Anonymous said...
Mar 17, 2008, 1:04:00 PM  
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Walrus said...
Mar 17, 2008, 1:07:00 PM  

The Memphis Tigers look riveted as they watch Dr. Tom Amberry's Free Throw in the world can one man make over 2700 free throws in a row?

Walrus said...
Mar 17, 2008, 1:09:00 PM  

"Run O.J. Run!"

"Damn, that Bronco's fast"

Unknown said...
Mar 17, 2008, 1:15:00 PM  

The team still didn't understand why Coach made them watch "2 Girls, 1 Cup" every week at his house.

HardScores said...
Mar 17, 2008, 1:21:00 PM  

Okay so who here has us in the Final Four? Anyone? Anyone at all??

Cam said...
Mar 17, 2008, 1:43:00 PM  

Not Pictured: Joey Dorsey, he was in the back yard smoking a Newport.

Unknown said...
Mar 17, 2008, 1:45:00 PM  

Oh, crap, now John Chaney knows where I live!

Anonymous said...
Mar 17, 2008, 1:46:00 PM  

Winning Conference USA is like being the 3rd guy at work to date the hot girl. I mean, yeah you're still excited, but you really can't take it serious.

Mez said...
Mar 17, 2008, 1:58:00 PM  

"Whoa!!! I can't believe Marlo is out of da game, and what about Michael smoking Snoop??"

Anonymous said...
Mar 17, 2008, 2:02:00 PM  

What the hell happened to Ken Griffey Jr.?

BF said...
Mar 17, 2008, 2:04:00 PM  

More on Erin Andrews ...

Anonymous said...
Mar 17, 2008, 2:15:00 PM  

The Memphis Tigers take a break from their grueling job at Fed Ex to watch the Selection Show.

Oh wait, they are always on break.

A-town Cy said...
Mar 17, 2008, 2:37:00 PM  

Coach Cal: "No! I am always Captain Kirk, now who wants to be Spock this time"

Anonymous said...
Mar 17, 2008, 3:04:00 PM  

Calapari is recruiting brothers, sisters, grandfathers, grandmothers, hell, anyone who can make a damn free throw.

Mar 17, 2008, 3:45:00 PM  

Quiet please. The Dana Jacobson portion of the roast is about to start.

Anonymous said...
Mar 17, 2008, 4:09:00 PM  

This is no selection show, it's a jury panel!!

Anonymous said...
Mar 17, 2008, 4:32:00 PM  

They watched the selection show on an Olevia HDTV, which looks pretty damned sharp. But will the picture hold up against a Sony?

Anonymous said...
Mar 17, 2008, 4:40:00 PM  

What's Tony Romo doing there?

(He's in the middle... smiling.)

Austin said...
Mar 17, 2008, 4:40:00 PM  

Calapari: "Ok, theres my wife. Joey Dorsey better stay right where he is."

Anonymous said...
Mar 17, 2008, 5:55:00 PM  

"Here's a live look-in at 3 Memphis Tigers and John Calapari's extended family."

Anonymous said...
Mar 17, 2008, 5:58:00 PM  

The Memphis Tigers gather to watch the premiere of Dancing with the Stars and to see what Julianne Hough is wearing.

kzfone said...
Mar 17, 2008, 5:59:00 PM  

Coach, we get class credit for watching this, right?

Anonymous said...
Mar 17, 2008, 6:01:00 PM  

Is coach busy watching the selection show? Good. Back the truck up and start loading.

Anonymous said...
Mar 17, 2008, 6:03:00 PM  

"God I hope I don't fart on national television. If I do, I'll just blame it on that fat, clapping old lady in the back."

Cayceecal said...
Mar 17, 2008, 6:27:00 PM  

Memphis Progress:
Now the white folks have to stand.

Steve B. said...
Mar 17, 2008, 8:32:00 PM  

A stimulating rendition of "If you're white and you know it, clap your hands" breaks out while the team awaits their place in the big dance.

Anonymous said...
Mar 17, 2008, 9:33:00 PM  

Over/under on present/future college grads in this picture: 5.

Anonymous said...
Mar 17, 2008, 9:34:00 PM  

Evidence of academic struggle at the University Of Memphis: the men's basketball team is unable to recognize and read their own school's name.

Anonymous said...
Mar 17, 2008, 11:01:00 PM  

As the Tigers watch the NCAA Selection Show, Coach Calipari wonders if he can use the items stolen from his house today as tax write-offs.

Anonymous said...
Mar 17, 2008, 11:47:00 PM  

Coach: "OK OK OK wait - you thought that was good - watch this! Misty's popping out of the cake right about ... BAM! Ha ha ha! Best bachelor party ever."

Anonymous said...
Mar 17, 2008, 11:49:00 PM  

Oh come on now! Two girls, one cup is soooo 2007.

Anonymous said...
Mar 18, 2008, 6:40:00 AM  

Why does that old guy on tv keep calling us "student-athletes"? Doesn't he know I play basketball at Memphis?

Mal said...
Mar 18, 2008, 8:25:00 AM  

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