Create The Caption #184
Thursday, March 13, 2008
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Yesterday's Winners....
"Your mom said your a pretty good dancer.
Did she also tell you my dancing got eight people killed?"
- wishmewell (Oh Butters.)
"Nobody puts Butler in a five seed! Joe Lunardi, you just got served!"- Fred Morlan
"Ugh...I knew there'd be trouble when Malibu's Most Wanted got stuck in the DVD player on the team's bus"- Anon
"Lil Ma and JC Chavez were not impressed."- Anon (Again with the ABDC!)
"Butler celebrates the winning of the Mark Madsen invitational."- Steve
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Michael Strahan in the Weiner Mobile?
Daily Links:
An Evening With Dickie V (Chaz Sports)
The Worst Hair In Basketball (Asylum)
Brokeback Yankees! (Red Sox Monster)
Everyone Bring Your Mullets (Small White Ball)
Lebron Is Not A Fan Of Defense (Waiting For Next Year)
Ari Fleischer The Sports Agent (Signal To Noise)
The Sports Radio Host Brackets Go Into The Second Round (Sports Media Journal)
March Madness Actually Makes People Work Harder (Larry Brown Sports)
Shelley Duncan, Pro Wrestler (The Sports Hernia)
JSF's Media Space Is Back! (Joe Sports Fan)
Soccer Players Are Such Players (Unprofessional Foul)
Buchholz's Girlfriend Is Umm.... (Sox and Dawgs)
40 Comments:
Not pictured: Bill Belichick
That was by far the easiest caption t o make guys!
David Carr deserved a much more dignified ride from the airport.
No Osi, it's not what you think it is...
I bet I could fit this hot dog through my gap.
And Brady thought I hit him hard before.
Hey Tiki, suck my weiner!
"Stupid ex wife accusing me of being on the down low...I am comfortable in my masculinity, dammit!"
No Jared Lorenzen, it's not what you think.
Not the first time Strahan has played around with a huge weiner.
Let's see you throw THIS down that hallway!
I told you size matters, but I thought you said I could ride the weiner, not in it!
Strahan takes a break from riding Eli's Oscar Mayer to drive his own.
Finally!
A hot dog that WON'T slip through Strahan's gap.
The first Giant to enjoy being driven by a large weiner since Tiki left.
"I'm rich, biatch!" Honk! Honk!
Overcompensating? No, why do you ask?
Ian come back. I still love your weiner too
I have to steal this line from the movie Accepted
Ask me about my weiner.
Strahan's ass is in a wiener. That's a switch.
At least my ex-wife didn't get my sweet ride too!!!
Giant Dick
Gene Upshaw of the Player's Union alleges racism played a part in Eli Manning's invitation to Disney World while Strahan was just invited to drive a penis shaped car around new york waving at fans
C'mon Ladies! Like Stefan Marbury said..."Get in the truck!"
You might even get child support
Not seen: Eddy Curry and Zach Randolph trying to catch up with money in hand.
Much like Brett Favre, Strahan decided to announce his retirement right away this year. He has already moved on to his next career.
Despite the Super Bowl victory, New York City still hadn't forgotten Strahan's "retirement" scam when they scheduled him for the One-Man Wiener Parade... in a related story, the city originally wanted him to drive the DoucheMobile, but it still has not been returned by Roger Clemens.
INVISIBLE BUN, MUSTARD, AND RELISH
Eli got an Escalade, and all I get is this lousy wiener.
That chick over there is totally impressed by the size of my wiener.
33% Pork, 33% Beef, 33% All-Pro Defensive End, Baby!
No, the divorce didn't clean me out completely--look at this sweet ride the beeeyatch left me!
Now there's a Giant, Weiner
"Michael Strahan, you and the New York Giants just won the Super Bowl. What are you going to do next?"
"I'm going to carjack the weinermobile!"
Straight from the Oscar Meyer Song:
Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Meyer wiener, that is what I'd truly like to be, 'cause if I were an Oscar Meyer wiener, everyone would be in love with me.
This still may be a step up from the Right Guard Commercial.
Thanks MTV for pimpin my ride!
I'm just trying to make my jokes PG-13
The saying is true, you are what you drive.