Create The Caption #189
Tuesday, March 25, 2008
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Yesterday's Winners....
"I should have played QB for Notre Dame instead. Then people would like me. Oh, wait..."- Rob J
"Greg Paulus considering whether it would be appropriate to take a flop on that hug."- JJ
"Ugh, PDAs."- Fred Morlan
"Wanna get away?"- Anon
"Could have been worse, at least I didn't get teabagged today."- Sam
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of the Sox during introductions in Japan? (FYI- I think that's Clay Buchholz)
Daily Links:
Best. Invention. Ever. (Bugs and Cranks)
Joey Gathright Is Talented (Rays Anatomy)
Your All Robot Baseball Team (Armchair GM)
CBS' Plans For Gujo During The Davidson Game (The Sports Hernia)
Melo's Son Gets His Cake (Deuce of Davenport)
Jimmy Rollins And His Vibrating Bed (The Big Picture)
The Browns Used To Be The Bengals (Waiting For Next Year)
Come See The Mavs In 3-D! (Via Keyboard GM)
ESPN Denies Oregon Wrestling Ad (Save Oregon Wrestling)
Roger Clemens Is Aiming For McNamee (E True Sports)
45 Comments:
That Papelbon has mad ventriloquism skills.
Psst, how do you say
I'm f**king Ben Affleck!
in Japanese?
Anyone wanna buy a laptop?
Let's just get this over with and announce the first annual Mark Madsen Invitational
Did you hear that? The PA guy just called me Gay Fukholtz on accident!
I am Godzilla!!! King Kong's got nothing on me!!!!!
"Dude! I SAID I she was so UGLY I had to put a BAG over her head! Yeah! A bag! Like this."
This is how you start the bukkake.
INVISIBLE COMICALLY OVERSIZED SUNGLASSES
I am Cornholio, I need TP for my bunghole!!
That chick in the front row just said she will love me long time.
Oh god, please be 18
"I'm banging a Penthouse Pet! I'm banging a Penthouse Pet! I'm banging a Penthouse Pet!"
Hey Francona, I am gonna beat your ass for making me stand next to Papelbon. He won't stop talking about his dog wanting to eat my balls.
Can YOUR girlfriend take both these fists at the same time?
"So I asked him if what they say about Japanese guys is true and he threw up some fisticuffs at me!"
Me love you long time too!
Double rocks beats paper and scissors, bitches!!!
"so...i was grabbing her by the pigtails..."
Hey Papi! I got her number -- How do you like them apples?
Way to go Youk... They love it over here when we grab our balls...
Gonna get us some Japanese nookie!
He said "put up your dukes", and I was like "I got f*ckin' no dukes".
The Goat is wise.
MAAAATT DAAAAMON!
They're not playing "Dirty Water" or the fucking Dropkick Murphys tonight?
YESSSSS!
Hey Youk - I'm STILL banging a Penthouse Pet of the Year and you aren't!
Clay - Yeah Jon, I win. Kev's scratching on international TV. Sushi on you!
Jon - Doesn't count, it was not on DirecTV.
In honor of our trip to Japan, I present these invisible nunchuks I invented
In honor of our trip to Japan, I present these invisible nunchuks I invented
Wow, and here I thought Papelbon was the biggest douche on the team.
Youkalis! Who has two thumbs and is a douchebag? This guy!
"And after the game guys, I'm gonna show the Japanese my "oh face." "Oh oh oh."
I'll show the Japanese how to take a picture.
Konichiwa Bitches!
Presenting the new Clay Bucholz action figure, now with kung fu grip!
So I was jerkin' off these two dudes, right?
Bring that sake over here now.
I get to start all our games against the Orioles?! YESSS!!
i got so fucked up last night...no to mention i got my dick sucked by kouske fukudome's sister
Pictured: Clay Bucholz offends the Japensese with his double fist pumps, the equivalent to the middle finger in America
Don't get eliminated!
You're the MAN, Tiger!!
STEVE HOLT!!!
Who likes Sushi and Japanese broads? This guy!
Look at all of the Japanese women I can bag to go along with my Playboy collection!