Create The Caption #190
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Yesterday's Winners....
"Psst, how do you say "I'm f**king Ben Affleck!" in Japanese?"- Tom
"He said "put up your dukes", and I was like "I got f*ckin' no dukes"."- G-Money
"INVISIBLE COMICALLY OVERSIZED SUNGLASSES"- Collin
"I get to start all our games against the Orioles?! YESSS!!"- Chase
"Don't get eliminated!"- Anon
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of a Jazz fan getting the opportunity to dance with a cheerleader? (Background- That's actually a Jazz Fan who got the opportunity to dance with the NuSkin Jazz Dancers because he quit smoking. I'm not kidding.)
Daily Links:
Help Support The "Get Manny A New Helmet" Foundation (Blue Monkey Disco Party)
Is Ced Benson Done In Chicago? (Rumors and Rants)
A Wrestlemania Preview You For You WWE Fans (Clutch Is Everything)
Facebook Stalking G-Town's Jonathan Wallace (Half Court Heave)
A Stray Bullet Takes Down Golf Chef (100% IR)
What Happened To The SI Swimsuit Issue? (Food Court Lunch)
Look Out Tempe, Shaq's On The Beat (AZ Sports Hub)
The N.L. East Awesome Show, Great Job (Cake Rocks The Party)
A-Rod Just Needs To Stop Talking (I'm Writing Sports)
53 Comments:
In Utah that counts as getting to 2nd
Billy Bob Thornton is at it again.
The foundation of yet another sitcom where the hot wife is with the unattractive lout...
BLUE PALASKY LIVES!!!
Lou Holtz plays for the Jazz?
John Stockton has not aged well...
The deal didn't say anything about me quitting meth.
The Prophet and his fourth wife giddyup for the tabernacle.
It's nice to see John Stockton will always be a Jazz at heart
How about sex and then we go shopping?
"Hey honey, my wife and I play by our modified version of the Andrei Kirilenko rule -- once a year, I get to add another wife. Whaddaya say?"
I can't, I'm Mormon.
Strangely enough, the two things that don't belong together the most in the picture are still "Utah" and "Jazz"
It`s the blackest man in Utah!
Chris Hansen (Off Camera): Would you like to have a seat over here, sir?
If that guy is a mormon.. I would assume that he has to marry that woman since that is the equivalent to "going all the way" in mormon culture.
p.s... could this possible be a shameless transition to another picture of the "i'can't, i'm mormon" girl?
"Now let's take a look at the play. He is actually six-five, with the hat and do-rag, six-nine. Pretty good dribbler."
"Sweetie, I got a pocket full of Viagra and a hip replacement next week, let's roll."
Daniel Stern promotes the Director's Cut of the cinematic classic "Celtic Pride".
Hello? Daniel Stern, Dan Aakroyd, Damon Wayans - 2 Celtic fans kidnap star player for Jazz during NBA Finals? Hilarity ensues? No?
Hubie Brown reacts to news he just won a spot on next season's Dancing with the Stars.
It's fallen, and I can't get it up!
Dancing with the Stars is really reaching when they recruit Charelton Heston.
Jamie Kennedy's really let himself go...
Jamie Kennedy's really let himself go...
Jeff Hornacek performs a track from his debut rap album, "I Shoot Threes, Yo".
Say, baby, you wouldn't call an old man for a lane violation now would you?
Who wants to sex Jerry Sloan?!
At some point this bitch is going to figure out that James LeVoy Sorenson is dead.
marshall mathers, this is your future.
Once again, the Ref needs glasses.
This cheerleader forgot her mormon undergarmets!
VIAGRA...It's What's for dinner!
AA, aren't you just fed up with ESPN's highlight reel of Bob Knight? And then at the end it says when he'll be back.. I'm sick of that!!!
Ring the f*ckin bell you pansy!
Kiss her??? I will destroy her.
Give up smoking, get a new wife! Only in Utah.
Dick Enberg feels slighted.
Viva Viagra!
So, can I call you the next time I get a 4 hour erection?
Carl misjudges the location of the sag-less 25 year old breast.
It appears that Popeye has also given up spinach.
Today's picture is brought to you by: juxtaposition.
Bruce Pearl, eat your heart out!
The only person in Utah that doesn't tuck his shirt in.
Anna Nicole Smith used to love me!
You're with me, leather
The only thing funnier than this picture, was this gentleman's ensuing sexual harassment lawsuit.
*Unrelated* If Utah changed their name from the Jazz to the Jazzies and had Will Ferrell riding one as their logo, everyone would be okay with this no?
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/a77cce5dcf
Hey Andrei! Here's your "once a year" fling!
A pair of lucky Jazz fans won the chance to be the halftime show: Anna Nicole Smith, A Retrospective!
They have cheerleaders like that in Mormon country?
After this, I'm gonna NEED a smoke!