Create The Caption #190

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....

"Psst, how do you say "I'm f**king Ben Affleck!" in Japanese?"- Tom

"He said "put up your dukes", and I was like "I got f*ckin' no dukes"."- G-Money


"I get to start all our games against the Orioles?! YESSS!!"- Chase

"Don't get eliminated!"- Anon

Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of a Jazz fan getting the opportunity to dance with a cheerleader? (Background- That's actually a Jazz Fan who got the opportunity to dance with the NuSkin Jazz Dancers because he quit smoking. I'm not kidding.)

Daily Links:

Help Support The "Get Manny A New Helmet" Foundation (Blue Monkey Disco Party)
Is Ced Benson Done In Chicago? (Rumors and Rants)
A Wrestlemania Preview You For You WWE Fans (Clutch Is Everything)
Facebook Stalking G-Town's Jonathan Wallace (Half Court Heave)
A Stray Bullet Takes Down Golf Chef (100% IR)
What Happened To The SI Swimsuit Issue? (Food Court Lunch)
Look Out Tempe, Shaq's On The Beat (AZ Sports Hub)
The N.L. East Awesome Show, Great Job (Cake Rocks The Party)
A-Rod Just Needs To Stop Talking (I'm Writing Sports)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:01 PM


After this, I'm gonna NEED a smoke!

Bob said...
Mar 26, 2008, 12:28:00 PM  

In Utah that counts as getting to 2nd

wishmewell said...
Mar 26, 2008, 12:29:00 PM  
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Fred Morlan said...
Mar 26, 2008, 12:31:00 PM  

Billy Bob Thornton is at it again.

Mar 26, 2008, 12:40:00 PM  

The foundation of yet another sitcom where the hot wife is with the unattractive lout...

the great bambi said...
Mar 26, 2008, 12:43:00 PM  


Anonymous said...
Mar 26, 2008, 12:46:00 PM  

Lou Holtz plays for the Jazz?

J.J Redicks playing time said...
Mar 26, 2008, 12:47:00 PM  

John Stockton has not aged well...

Anonymous said...
Mar 26, 2008, 12:49:00 PM  

The deal didn't say anything about me quitting meth.

J.J. said...
Mar 26, 2008, 12:52:00 PM  

The Prophet and his fourth wife giddyup for the tabernacle.

Gibbon Jockey said...
Mar 26, 2008, 12:56:00 PM  

It's nice to see John Stockton will always be a Jazz at heart

Anonymous said...
Mar 26, 2008, 1:01:00 PM  

How about sex and then we go shopping?

Anonymous said...
Mar 26, 2008, 1:15:00 PM  

"Hey honey, my wife and I play by our modified version of the Andrei Kirilenko rule -- once a year, I get to add another wife. Whaddaya say?"

Signal to Noise said...
Mar 26, 2008, 1:17:00 PM  

I can't, I'm Mormon.

The Dish said...
Mar 26, 2008, 1:34:00 PM  

Strangely enough, the two things that don't belong together the most in the picture are still "Utah" and "Jazz"

Chubs said...
Mar 26, 2008, 1:41:00 PM  

It`s the blackest man in Utah!

Anonymous said...
Mar 26, 2008, 1:42:00 PM  

Chris Hansen (Off Camera): Would you like to have a seat over here, sir?

Jim Williams said...
Mar 26, 2008, 2:06:00 PM  

If that guy is a mormon.. I would assume that he has to marry that woman since that is the equivalent to "going all the way" in mormon culture.

p.s... could this possible be a shameless transition to another picture of the "i'can't, i'm mormon" girl?

Tim said...
Mar 26, 2008, 2:18:00 PM  

"Now let's take a look at the play. He is actually six-five, with the hat and do-rag, six-nine. Pretty good dribbler."

Sanity Has Gone South said...
Mar 26, 2008, 2:18:00 PM  

"Sweetie, I got a pocket full of Viagra and a hip replacement next week, let's roll."

The Lazer said...
Mar 26, 2008, 2:29:00 PM  

Daniel Stern promotes the Director's Cut of the cinematic classic "Celtic Pride".

Hello? Daniel Stern, Dan Aakroyd, Damon Wayans - 2 Celtic fans kidnap star player for Jazz during NBA Finals? Hilarity ensues? No?

doneycat said...
Mar 26, 2008, 2:36:00 PM  

Hubie Brown reacts to news he just won a spot on next season's Dancing with the Stars.

AppFan said...
Mar 26, 2008, 2:40:00 PM  

It's fallen, and I can't get it up!

Mar 26, 2008, 2:40:00 PM  

Dancing with the Stars is really reaching when they recruit Charelton Heston.

Mar 26, 2008, 2:42:00 PM  

Jamie Kennedy's really let himself go...

pmelchre said...
Mar 26, 2008, 2:43:00 PM  

Jamie Kennedy's really let himself go...

pmelchre said...
Mar 26, 2008, 2:44:00 PM  

Jeff Hornacek performs a track from his debut rap album, "I Shoot Threes, Yo".

The Zoner said...
Mar 26, 2008, 3:00:00 PM  

Say, baby, you wouldn't call an old man for a lane violation now would you?

Mal said...
Mar 26, 2008, 3:25:00 PM  

Who wants to sex Jerry Sloan?!

Anonymous said...
Mar 26, 2008, 3:26:00 PM  

At some point this bitch is going to figure out that James LeVoy Sorenson is dead.

Mar 26, 2008, 3:34:00 PM  

marshall mathers, this is your future.

Brian said...
Mar 26, 2008, 3:42:00 PM  

Once again, the Ref needs glasses.

philip said...
Mar 26, 2008, 3:48:00 PM  

This cheerleader forgot her mormon undergarmets!

Anonymous said...
Mar 26, 2008, 3:58:00 PM  

VIAGRA...It's What's for dinner!

vhschola said...
Mar 26, 2008, 3:58:00 PM  

AA, aren't you just fed up with ESPN's highlight reel of Bob Knight? And then at the end it says when he'll be back.. I'm sick of that!!!

Anonymous said...
Mar 26, 2008, 4:03:00 PM  

Ring the f*ckin bell you pansy!

Mark said...
Mar 26, 2008, 4:05:00 PM  

Kiss her??? I will destroy her.

GMoney said...
Mar 26, 2008, 4:28:00 PM  

Give up smoking, get a new wife! Only in Utah.

The G-Child said...
Mar 26, 2008, 4:39:00 PM  

Dick Enberg feels slighted.

ssreporters said...
Mar 26, 2008, 5:05:00 PM  

Viva Viagra!

Metz said...
Mar 26, 2008, 5:09:00 PM  

So, can I call you the next time I get a 4 hour erection?

John said...
Mar 26, 2008, 5:11:00 PM  

Carl misjudges the location of the sag-less 25 year old breast.

dave said...
Mar 26, 2008, 5:29:00 PM  

It appears that Popeye has also given up spinach.

Anonymous said...
Mar 26, 2008, 5:31:00 PM  

Today's picture is brought to you by: juxtaposition.

Brave Sir Robin said...
Mar 26, 2008, 7:12:00 PM  

Bruce Pearl, eat your heart out!

Anonymous said...
Mar 26, 2008, 9:11:00 PM  

The only person in Utah that doesn't tuck his shirt in.

Wesley said...
Mar 27, 2008, 12:07:00 AM  

Anna Nicole Smith used to love me!

blando76 said...
Mar 27, 2008, 1:14:00 AM  

You're with me, leather

Tony said...
Mar 27, 2008, 2:19:00 AM  

The only thing funnier than this picture, was this gentleman's ensuing sexual harassment lawsuit.

Mez said...
Mar 27, 2008, 9:44:00 AM  

*Unrelated* If Utah changed their name from the Jazz to the Jazzies and had Will Ferrell riding one as their logo, everyone would be okay with this no?

Mez said...
Mar 27, 2008, 9:50:00 AM  

Hey Andrei! Here's your "once a year" fling!

The Meathead said...
Mar 27, 2008, 12:05:00 PM  

A pair of lucky Jazz fans won the chance to be the halftime show: Anna Nicole Smith, A Retrospective!

Anonymous said...
Mar 27, 2008, 12:37:00 PM  

They have cheerleaders like that in Mormon country?

Mar 28, 2008, 11:51:00 AM  

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