Create The Caption #187

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....


"Unfortunately, Jason Taylor doing "The Robot" was not a fan-favorite... although several fans asked for the J.T. Robot to do the "Human Being"."- Anon

""I've been taking lessons from that Kobe fan on youtube"."- Mal

"Tonto, jump on it, jump on it, jump on it... Kemosabi, jump on it, jump on it, jump on it..."- Ross

"That picture has now replaced the tiger woods hi-five moment as the textbook definition of awkward looking."- WishMeWell
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Lavinburger at last nights play-in game? (Via The Sporting Blog)


Daily Links:

The Audrina Photos If You Haven't Seen Them, Very NSFW But Hot (WWTDD)
Gottlieb And Brennan Discuss Weed (Rumors and Rants)
Someone Isn't Happy With AT&T's Portrayal Of Harry Caray (The News Hound)
Boycotting Mark Cuban (The Serious Tip)
Speaking Of Cuban, Here's True Hoop's Trip To AA Arena Last Night (True Hoop)
Toskala With The Huge Dick Save, Er Wait... (SS Reporters)
Adopt A Minor Leaguer! (Bus Leagues)
Reggie Bush Ain't Nothin But A Dog (On 205th)
The White Guy Praise Drinking Game (Ty Sports)
Coppin State Is The Worst Madness Team Ever (Juiced)
The Pirates Help The Earth (Bugs and Cranks)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 11:41 AM

36 Comments:

Musberger doesn't have pinkeye...he's just reaaaaalllly high

wishmewell said...
Mar 19, 2008, 12:02:00 PM  

Loud Noises!

Mar 19, 2008, 12:03:00 PM  

Mel, Give Steve his hair gel back. He looks like a CNBC anchor.

J.J. said...
Mar 19, 2008, 12:05:00 PM  

My God, that's Jim Harbaugh's music!!!

GMoney said...
Mar 19, 2008, 12:07:00 PM  

I left the mousse at home because Erin said mullets were back in Brent. Stop staring at Erin you old perv!

bhlightnr said...
Mar 19, 2008, 12:11:00 PM  

For the last time, Muskrat, I'm not Steve Alford. Or Tom Crean. And, yes, I know it looks like butt cheeks.

Karen said...
Mar 19, 2008, 12:23:00 PM  

It's good to see Zack and Mr. Belding have still been able to find work after that terrible fire at Bayside.

Anonymous said...
Mar 19, 2008, 12:25:00 PM  

VISABLE TMJ

Fred Morlan said...
Mar 19, 2008, 12:31:00 PM  

Erin: ...and Steve, I hear you have a revelation about Brent.

Steve: That's right, EA. Brent Musburger is a kleptomaniac! Look at this! He stole my hair gel this morning, and [grabs highlighter out of Brent's hand] now he's stealing Digger Phelps' matching-tie-and-highlighter schtick!

Brent: Gimme back my highlighter!

Mar 19, 2008, 12:39:00 PM  

Musberger (under breath): You know, Steve, in 15 years you are going to look just like me

Lavin: Nooooooo!

Steve said...
Mar 19, 2008, 12:55:00 PM  

I'm taking a page from the Red Sox and I'm refusing to do my hair until Erin finally puts out.

Tim said...
Mar 19, 2008, 1:03:00 PM  

Ch, Ch, Ch, Chia!

John said...
Mar 19, 2008, 1:09:00 PM  

"Want to hear the most annoying sound in the world? AAAAAAAAAA..."

/sujktl

Mar 19, 2008, 1:14:00 PM  

During a lull in the action, Steve Lavin kills time by coloring in Brent Musberger's tie with a highlighter.

Down Goes Brown said...
Mar 19, 2008, 1:19:00 PM  

How lucky is Spokane to have Baylor and Fresno State coming?

Bill said...
Mar 19, 2008, 1:22:00 PM  

AND WITH THE GARDEN WEASEL, ALL YOUR CHORES WILL SIMPLY BE A DREAM!!!

TELL THE LISTENERS WHAT THEY'VE WON BRENT!

hollywood wags said...
Mar 19, 2008, 1:27:00 PM  

My eyes! The goggles do nothing!

tarheelfan said...
Mar 19, 2008, 1:28:00 PM  

I can haz Lavinburger?

Matt said...
Mar 19, 2008, 1:30:00 PM  

Gawd! My nipples are SO chafed!

KeiferNandez said...
Mar 19, 2008, 1:46:00 PM  

What in the hell did we do that was so awfulto get the shit hole job of announcing the two worst teams in the tournament?

See what I did there?

Mar 19, 2008, 2:05:00 PM  

I'm really glad to see that the Fonz finally forgave Chachi for all that happened between the two of them while on the show Happy Days.

Walrus said...
Mar 19, 2008, 2:44:00 PM  

"Erin, Brent thinks the pursed lips are the only way to kiss the bride but I think open mouth and tongue is acceptable, right? Come help us demonstrate"

the great bambi said...
Mar 19, 2008, 3:02:00 PM  

Lavin without his hair gel going on is like seeing Bobby Knight without his ugly set of sweaters with corporate advertising tags on them.

Anonymous said...
Mar 19, 2008, 3:07:00 PM  

(Put aside the hair and note the faces, folks.)

Lavin and Musberger apparently working on their Vaudeville impressions of Dick Cheney and George W. Bush respectively.

hsplaybyplayman said...
Mar 19, 2008, 4:57:00 PM  

Welcome back to ESPN8, the Ocho.

Free Vick said...
Mar 19, 2008, 5:12:00 PM  

Steve: "Brent, I just hugged Erin Andrews and it was electrifying. Knocked the gel right out of my hair."

Brent: "Nice goin', Steve. There she is now. Oh yeah, I bet she wants a taste of the 'burger."

Collin said...
Mar 19, 2008, 5:18:00 PM  

While Brent squinted himself down to 20-20 vision, Steve made yet another attempt to eat his microphone.

Ross said...
Mar 19, 2008, 5:53:00 PM  
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Will said...
Mar 19, 2008, 7:18:00 PM  

Brent: "You are looking live...at Steve Lavin's hair-tastrophe".

Mal said...
Mar 19, 2008, 7:20:00 PM  

Steve lavin was unprepared for the trip to Dayton, leaving without his hair gel.

What Steve also did not know is that his hotal would have...LOW FLOW SHOWER HEADS!!!(cue chilling music)

Anonymous said...
Mar 19, 2008, 7:24:00 PM  

I need more product!

Wesley said...
Mar 19, 2008, 8:19:00 PM  

EA: "Is that... is that hair gel?"

chone said...
Mar 19, 2008, 9:41:00 PM  

Hello, I am reporting live from announcer's purgatory!

pmelchre said...
Mar 19, 2008, 10:32:00 PM  

INVISIBLE HAIR GEL

Hoya Lawya said...
Mar 20, 2008, 12:31:00 AM  

Steve: "(FILL IN MARCH MADNESS MUMBO-JUMBO ANNOUNCER TALK HERE)!!"

Musberger: (mumbling to himself as he squints at sign in the stands)"Hmmm... Steve...Lavin...Sucks (chuckling) Freakin' sweet!"

Anonymous said...
Mar 20, 2008, 1:15:00 PM  

I didn't know it was NAMBLA night at the play-in-game.

(Dude in the front row behind them with two boys? Inappropriate, I know)

jared said...
Mar 20, 2008, 10:22:00 PM  

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