Eric Young is so bad. Are we going to have to deal with him all year?

Must be great to be a fan of teams in New York, Los Angeles, and Chicago

Yes....unfortunately we are. I can't stand when Karl makes a point about something and all he says is "Unh".

How can ESPN break up the Musberger and Andrews connection? Hell, they should have just had Lavinburger and Andrews do the Cubs game. It would have been legendary.

With the unfortunate diagnosis for Rick Sutcliffe, who's gonna be in the Monday Night Baseball lineup for the next few months? Shulman, EA on sidelines, and...

Either they'll get Orel Hershiser or Steve Phillips. I'm not sure though. Hopefully they don't get Eric Young. That guy is a clown.

I don't think they've said yet, but I'm guessing Orel.

No one (who's not a Tigers fan) should have to suffer through Rod Allen's color commentary. Clear, rain clouds in the Bronx. Clear!

The color guy from the Tigers just said, about Cabrera, "he's never played in front of a crowd like this before."
Yeah, well, he's probably right; the 2003 World Series wasn't that big of a deal.

The color guy from the Tigers just said, about Cabrera, "he's never played in front of a crowd like this before."
Yeah, well, he's probably right; the 2003 World Series wasn't that big of a deal.

You've just made my point, Anon 1:30.

Damn, I'm torn. I'm gonna get blacked out on the ESPN call of Dodgers-Giants, which means no EA, but it means I get Vin Scully on Fox Sports.

I think I can live with that.

"It's tiiiiime for Dodger baseballllll."

Rod Allen, about Pudge Rodriguez: "He looks in shape... put on a few pounds...looking thick....in a good way"
...what???? I skip my class to see the first pitch of the last year in yankee stadium and i get this!?

Apparently Musberger told Orel about his rule of his color guy being required to slick back his hair.

AA, Being a Tigers Fan, I really like Mario. can't think of another announcer I'd rather hear 162 times a year. Just my opinion

You know what.....I think I confused the two. It's Rod Allen I don't like. I thought Mario was the PBP for some reason.

Analyst I mean. God I'm losing it.

Apparently God is not a big fan of baseball having 3 "opening days" and is doing his best to combat the excitement that many are feeling about today's games.

Wow. The next George Brett looked great on that swing.

@ Colonel: God loves baseball. He's just not a fan of Shulman and Kruk calling the game.

Wasn't Felix Pie the guy on the DL during spring training with the twisted testicle?

"And here comes Tony Gwynn Sr." - Musberger

Maybe its just me, but there is at least a 200 lb weight differential and you know a .100 average differential. Shouldnt be too hard to tell the two apart.

Brent: "Fielder gave up meat in the off season. Cattlemen everywhere are hoping he'll go into a slump"

What is Ryan Braun wearing on his head in LF? Is he wearing a knit hat OVER his cap? Mr. Blackwell would not approve.

Brent: Orel, did you use as much hair gel back then? I thought Steve Lavin had come back today.

Over/Under on Hersheisher strangling Musberger: Bottom 4th after Musberger makes his 9349309349393 retarded comment of the day

For us Tigers fans, the Rod Allen (Drinking) Game helps to ease the pain a little bit.

I'm not sure who first created it, but there are varying levels of "points" (drinks) for the varying levels of idiotic commentary. Good times.

And since FSN Detroit has something like 150 Tigers games this year, we get more Rod Allen than ever before. *shudder*