YES! Yes, I will marry you!! You've made me so happy, darling.

I should have played QB for Notre Dame instead. Then people would like me. Oh, wait...

"I should have gone to Carolina!"

Paulus couldn't bear to watch as Cletus jumped into the arms of his new bride, Bubba, at the end of the ceremony. (Hey, I live in Vrginia; West VA jokes are a staple of our everyday lives).

Ugh, PDAs.

Paulus: "Don't these inbread idiots know this is basketball?? We're supposed to kill them in basketball, sorta like they would do us in football."

Tough day for the Beav'.

Greg Paulus considering whether it would be appropriate to take a flop on that hug.

Those WVU guys look like Christian Laettner and Bobby Hurley after they beat Kentucky.

Except with less tongue.

"Vitale, come on! I need a hug too! (Sigh.)"

Well, at least the guys in the background look slightly gayer than I do right now. It's the small victories in life, really.

"Maybe Joe Alexander was right. My shit IS weak."

(Hahahaha at Fred!)

I wish that were me ... held ever so gently in the arms of another man ~sigh~

"Where's Mike Patrick, I need a shoulder to cry on."

@ Chase: frickin hilarious

"I'm really gonna have to work on my floor slaps."

"If i take one more step backwards, i'll be close enough to flop and still get the call..."

"Man sandwich ? I want in ..."

"This one time... at band camp..."

You know what, Greggy? You played tough. Your game was good. And at least you didn't take a facial this game.

"Oh, Hamburgers..maybe Mom will take me to Bennigan's"

"Why can't we ever hug like that?"

Wanna get away?

Finally, Paulus has the entire offseason to get some decent sleep and get rid of those unsightly bags under his eyes.

Maybe if Coach K woulda gotten thrown out like Stanford's coach we wouldn't have caught the flu.

I'm never going to hear the end of this from that rat boy Hurley or Coach Crybaby Collins.
Damn now I know how that loser Damon Bailey felt....all white and no game.

Greg Paulus, seen here practicing his NBA draft day face

Man, Coach has such a fucking huge honker.

Look at that, never noticed it before...oh, damn, we lost, maybe I should care, but I just can't take another lecture on Tony Robbins.

Dr. C: Amazing.

It's always rough when Cherokee Parks belittles you from his skybox

Greg Paulus must turn away from 2 Mountaineers, 1 Cup.

The beat us and took our title as "Gayest Team in America"? That ain't right.

I'm playing for Duke, we lose on the first weekend, it's what we do.

Following his team's loss to West Virginia, Duke's Greg Paulus remained in the defensive stance he's played in his whole college career

I refuse to watch Britney Spears on How I Met Your Mother this week. I am that mad.

Damn you, Josh McRoberts!!!! You would have totally made Joe Alexander useless.

"Let's see ... if I declare for the draft right now ... I can definitely make the bench for CSKA Moscow ... maybe wait for the Magic to dump JJ."

They must feel exactly the way me and Scheyer felt after beating St. Mary's School of the Blind in our nonconference schedule.

Rambda

Could have been worse, at least I didn't get teabagged today

Paulus: Hey guys, can I be the meat in that sandwich?
WV #1: Ew, no, that's so gay!
WV #2: And even if we said yes, what meat would you have to offer anyway?

damn, now coach k is going to punish us on monday. DAMN I hate How I Met Your Mother.

Hands on hips. Bend over. Grab the ankles. Squeal like a pig.

And at the end of a season, the player was left to wonder how things had ended up if he had only flopped a few more times...

"Okay, I'll take some of that WFV meth to make me feel better."

There are over 380,000 NCAA student athletes, and almost all of them will be going pro in something other than sports.

"Well, I least I won't have to hear coach K's dictionary of swear words now. Do we still have a Lacrosse team I can try out for?"

"If only Nolan Smith wasn't out with a yeast infection"

"Will I ever have a boy of my own to pick ME up? Will I forever walk these gym floors alone?"