Create The Caption #188

Monday, March 24, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Wednesday's Winners....

"For the last time, Muskrat, I'm not Steve Alford. Or Tom Crean. And, yes, I know it looks like butt cheeks."- Karen

"I can haz Lavinburger?"- Matt

"Welcome back to ESPN8, the Ocho."- Free Vick

"Hello, I am reporting live from announcer's purgatory!"- pmelchre

Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Duke's Greg Paulus after a loss to West "F**king" Virginia?

Daily Links:

A Look Into ESPN Talent During March Madness (Hartford Courant)
Bill Belichick Likes What He Sees (Boston Sportz)
Brady Anderson Appearing On Pros vs Joes (Small White Ball)
Figure Skating Fight! (Food Court Lunch)
UCLA vs. WKU? Hahahahaha. (Gutty Little Bruins)
More Air Raid Sirens In Baseball Please (Red Sox Monster)
Coach K's New American Express Ad (Signal to Noise)
How To Make Soccer Popular In The U.S. (On 205th)
What To Do With Evan Longoria (Ghosts of Wayne Fontes)
A Nice A.L. West Preview (Baseball Musings)
You Stay Classy Roy (Going Five Holes)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:34 PM


YES! Yes, I will marry you!! You've made me so happy, darling.

Anonymous said...
Mar 24, 2008, 1:00:00 PM  

I should have played QB for Notre Dame instead. Then people would like me. Oh, wait...

Rob J. said...
Mar 24, 2008, 1:05:00 PM  

"I should have gone to Carolina!"

Anonymous said...
Mar 24, 2008, 1:08:00 PM  

Paulus couldn't bear to watch as Cletus jumped into the arms of his new bride, Bubba, at the end of the ceremony. (Hey, I live in Vrginia; West VA jokes are a staple of our everyday lives).

Bruce said...
Mar 24, 2008, 1:13:00 PM  

Ugh, PDAs.

Fred Morlan said...
Mar 24, 2008, 1:14:00 PM  

Paulus: "Don't these inbread idiots know this is basketball?? We're supposed to kill them in basketball, sorta like they would do us in football."

michael said...
Mar 24, 2008, 1:15:00 PM  

Tough day for the Beav'.

Mar 24, 2008, 1:15:00 PM  

Greg Paulus considering whether it would be appropriate to take a flop on that hug.

J.J. said...
Mar 24, 2008, 1:19:00 PM  

Those WVU guys look like Christian Laettner and Bobby Hurley after they beat Kentucky.

Except with less tongue.

J.J. said...
Mar 24, 2008, 1:20:00 PM  

"Vitale, come on! I need a hug too! (Sigh.)"

Free Vick said...
Mar 24, 2008, 1:28:00 PM  

Well, at least the guys in the background look slightly gayer than I do right now. It's the small victories in life, really.

JJ said...
Mar 24, 2008, 1:30:00 PM  

"Maybe Joe Alexander was right. My shit IS weak."

Anonymous said...
Mar 24, 2008, 1:31:00 PM  

(Hahahaha at Fred!)

Faith said...
Mar 24, 2008, 1:33:00 PM  

I wish that were me ... held ever so gently in the arms of another man ~sigh~

frickinidiot said...
Mar 24, 2008, 1:35:00 PM  

"Where's Mike Patrick, I need a shoulder to cry on."

joe d said...
Mar 24, 2008, 1:38:00 PM  

@ Chase: frickin hilarious

joe d said...
Mar 24, 2008, 1:39:00 PM  

"I'm really gonna have to work on my floor slaps."

Anonymous said...
Mar 24, 2008, 2:00:00 PM  

"If i take one more step backwards, i'll be close enough to flop and still get the call..."

Smitty Lite said...
Mar 24, 2008, 2:01:00 PM  

"Man sandwich ? I want in ..."

Anonymous said...
Mar 24, 2008, 2:03:00 PM  

"This one time... at band camp..."

Anonymous said...
Mar 24, 2008, 2:20:00 PM  
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Anonymous said...
Mar 24, 2008, 2:32:00 PM  

You know what, Greggy? You played tough. Your game was good. And at least you didn't take a facial this game.

Mar 24, 2008, 2:33:00 PM  

"Oh, Hamburgers..maybe Mom will take me to Bennigan's"

Anonymous said...
Mar 24, 2008, 2:34:00 PM  

"Why can't we ever hug like that?"

Mar 24, 2008, 2:40:00 PM  

Wanna get away?

Anonymous said...
Mar 24, 2008, 2:51:00 PM  

Finally, Paulus has the entire offseason to get some decent sleep and get rid of those unsightly bags under his eyes.

Anonymous said...
Mar 24, 2008, 2:56:00 PM  

Maybe if Coach K woulda gotten thrown out like Stanford's coach we wouldn't have caught the flu.

Anonymous said...
Mar 24, 2008, 3:09:00 PM  

I'm never going to hear the end of this from that rat boy Hurley or Coach Crybaby Collins.
Damn now I know how that loser Damon Bailey felt....all white and no game.

Drew S said...
Mar 24, 2008, 3:13:00 PM  

Greg Paulus, seen here practicing his NBA draft day face

Pete said...
Mar 24, 2008, 3:13:00 PM  

Man, Coach has such a fucking huge honker.

Look at that, never noticed it before...oh, damn, we lost, maybe I should care, but I just can't take another lecture on Tony Robbins.

hollywood wags said...
Mar 24, 2008, 3:23:00 PM  

Dr. C: Amazing.

Anonymous said...
Mar 24, 2008, 3:24:00 PM  

It's always rough when Cherokee Parks belittles you from his skybox

Anonymous said...
Mar 24, 2008, 3:31:00 PM  

Greg Paulus must turn away from 2 Mountaineers, 1 Cup.

MarkCiz said...
Mar 24, 2008, 3:41:00 PM  

The beat us and took our title as "Gayest Team in America"? That ain't right.

Radioman said...
Mar 24, 2008, 3:44:00 PM  

I'm playing for Duke, we lose on the first weekend, it's what we do.

Mar 24, 2008, 3:47:00 PM  

Following his team's loss to West Virginia, Duke's Greg Paulus remained in the defensive stance he's played in his whole college career

Anonymous said...
Mar 24, 2008, 3:54:00 PM  

I refuse to watch Britney Spears on How I Met Your Mother this week. I am that mad.

GMoney said...
Mar 24, 2008, 4:10:00 PM  

Damn you, Josh McRoberts!!!! You would have totally made Joe Alexander useless.

Mar 24, 2008, 5:30:00 PM  

"Let's see ... if I declare for the draft right now ... I can definitely make the bench for CSKA Moscow ... maybe wait for the Magic to dump JJ."

Collin said...
Mar 24, 2008, 5:31:00 PM  

They must feel exactly the way me and Scheyer felt after beating St. Mary's School of the Blind in our nonconference schedule.


Anonymous said...
Mar 24, 2008, 7:08:00 PM  

Could have been worse, at least I didn't get teabagged today

Sam said...
Mar 24, 2008, 7:46:00 PM  

Paulus: Hey guys, can I be the meat in that sandwich?
WV #1: Ew, no, that's so gay!
WV #2: And even if we said yes, what meat would you have to offer anyway?

Anonymous said...
Mar 24, 2008, 8:00:00 PM  

damn, now coach k is going to punish us on monday. DAMN I hate How I Met Your Mother.

kj said...
Mar 24, 2008, 8:47:00 PM  

Hands on hips. Bend over. Grab the ankles. Squeal like a pig.

Mal said...
Mar 24, 2008, 9:15:00 PM  

And at the end of a season, the player was left to wonder how things had ended up if he had only flopped a few more times...

Chubs said...
Mar 24, 2008, 9:58:00 PM  

"Okay, I'll take some of that WFV meth to make me feel better."

Bearcat44 said...
Mar 24, 2008, 11:33:00 PM  

There are over 380,000 NCAA student athletes, and almost all of them will be going pro in something other than sports.

joe d said...
Mar 24, 2008, 11:47:00 PM  

"Well, I least I won't have to hear coach K's dictionary of swear words now. Do we still have a Lacrosse team I can try out for?"

Dave said...
Mar 25, 2008, 1:08:00 AM  

"If only Nolan Smith wasn't out with a yeast infection"

Jackie Manuel said...
Mar 25, 2008, 10:03:00 AM  

"Will I ever have a boy of my own to pick ME up? Will I forever walk these gym floors alone?"

tim said...
Mar 25, 2008, 1:02:00 PM  

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