Create The Caption #192
Monday, March 31, 2008
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
(I'm putting today's CTC up a little early so we can get into Opening Day.)
Last Friday's Winners....
"Meyer: "To get to the other side!""- StalkingErinAndrews
"We were undefeated, playing in the Super Bowl...and that happened."- Sanity Has Gone South
"Urban Meyer explains to Bill Belichick the benefits of monogamy."- G-Money
"How about sex first and then we go shopping?"- Rhino Ear (I have a feeling that one is going to work for awhile. At least it replaced the pearls.)
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Rick Barnes and the Longhorns mascot look on during their game against Memphis?
Daily Links:
Rumor of the Day: Tiki Out At Today Show (PFT)
Someone Is Not Happy With CBS (Gate 21)
A Wrestlemania Review (Ropes, Ring, And Cage)
What If Ken Griffey Jr Never Got Hurt (I'm Writing Sports)
What Were The Odds Of An All Chalk Final Four? (Vegas Watch)
Mike Brown Is Finally Starting To Get This Coaching Thing (Waiting For Next Year)
Flyovers Are Always Cool (Red Sox Monster)
JR Rider Is In Trouble Again (Meaningful Collateral)
Previewing The NL West (Baseball Musings)
Looking Into The All Chalk Bracket (Simon on Sports)
33 Comments:
"What was that I was supposed to do in this situation, shit, can't remember, might as well ask the cow thing back there...my balls are getting sawed in half by my goddamn boxers, why can't I be more like Pearl, that guy has all the fun and my fuckin wife weighs 250 easy and she won't stop eating. My life is shit right now..."
Barnes: "Oh my God, what did we just do?"
Bevo: "Relax, baby. It's natural."
Sh*t---I have to cheer on this ******** team?
How about sex first and then we go shopping? (What, that moose is freaky!)
"Hey Rick, just forget about the game and come grab this bull by the horns..."
Which one do you think was dumb enough to think of fouling Memphis for the last 3:47 of the game to cut the 18 point deficit?
The answer may surprise you...... Nah, I'm just kidding it was Rick Barnes.
This would be much easier if my team's bench was not four feet below the playing floor.
"it was springtime when i first realized my love for Rick, i would spend hours watching him at work, his boyish enthusiasm bubbling over into everything he did..."
Should've been a former President.
"When I asked the escort service to send me somebody tall, dark and horny..."
The Longhorns mascot does his best impression of the team on the court against Memphis.
I mean, seriously, who'd want to go to a Final Four in San Antonio anyway...how freakin boring is that.
Rick, baby. You, Me, One Night Stand.
Bump-a-dea, Bump-a-dea, Happy Trails to you, until we meet again.
Vince Young is not walking through that door.
Bush 41 always used to take pictures with the cheerleaders. After a couple of years chilling with Bill Clinton, though, he's now taking those pictures back at his place. Sorry, Texas.
You & Me Leather....
Hey Rick, do you think this pose will get Joey Dorsey to finally notice me?
"We always hang in the buffalo stance...we do the dive every time we dance"
- Calgary Dave
Mascot: Hey, the players are doing it too.
Mascot: Hey, the players are doing it too.
What the hell is Mack Brown's son-in-law doing on the court???
What did Calapari call it? Crap, I cannot remember. He said it was the key to his team's success.
Damn. Williams mentions it too. What is it?
Oh, now I remember. The key to winning is in-game adjustments. Wait. That makes no sense.
What I am suppose to adjust? My ball sack? My keys? The horns on the steer behind me? What?!
anybody who likes YTMND.com
"Oooh, you touch my tra-la-la..."
The Texas mascot becomes enthralled dressing Rick Barns with his eyes.
Bevo: "Houston, we've had a problem"
Why the long face?
You can all guess what happens next. He fixes the cable.
And on this day, the grown man in the ... BUSINESS suit has made himself look stupider. Congratulations, sir.
Barnes: "Looks like a slight hill."
Bevo: "And a slant to the left."
Barnes: "Nah, it looks that way cause you've only got one shoe on."
Barnes: Mascot... Why did you kiss my ear?
Mascot: Why are you holding my hand?
Barnes: Where's your other hand?
Mascot: Between two pillows.
Neal: Those aren't pillows!
Barnes & Mascot: Aaaaghhhh!!!!!
Yes, that's exactly what's happening to us tonight
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