Chris Mortensen Now Using DWTS As A Trade Tracker

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

What's DWTS you ask? Well it's Dancing With The Stars of course! So how is Mort using the show as a trade tracker? Let me just point you to this video from NFL Live yesterday....

Yes Chris...that automatically means he's getting traded. Because the Dolphins aren't promoting his appearance on Dancing With The Stars. I like to give people the benefit of the doubt, and I'm sure Mortensen works hard, but can you even take him seriously anymore?

Oh and I want a clip of that performance on Soul Train.

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 4:06 PM


Does anyone else think more highly of Mort since he grew his goatee?

The Editor said...
Mar 19, 2008, 7:47:00 PM  

Mort's goatee is long gone. He might've had it for a week. I think John Clayton is trying to grow one now, since the Fabulous Sports Babe had a better one when they were an item (allegedly).

Mar 19, 2008, 9:19:00 PM  

Mort looks ridiculous with that goatee...mid life crisis time!

Anonymous said...
Mar 20, 2008, 1:53:00 AM  

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