Create The Caption #191
Friday, March 28, 2008
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Wednesday's Winners....
"John Stockton has not aged well..."- Steve
"BLUE PALASKY LIVES!!!"- Anon
"How about sex and then we go shopping?"- Anon
"I can't, I'm Mormon."- The Dish
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Bill Belichick and Urban Meyer hamming it up in the stands? (Via SI's Caught In The Act)
Daily Links:
Rondo Straight Breakin' Ankles (Celtics Blog)
Another Set Of Blog Rankings (The Sports Dollar)
Attractive Females And The Letter "A" (On 205th)
Someone Needs To Stop This UPS Dude (Meaningful Collateral)
What Is There To Do When Your Bracket Blows Up? (Love of Sports)
The Bucks Have Problems (Wisconsin Sports Bar)
Looking Into Shaq (Empty The Bench)
The Gus Johnson Song (SS Reporters)
Phil Mushnick Needs A Nap (The Sports Hernia)
A Look Into Tennessee's Playbook (Simon On Sports)
36 Comments:
Urban: David Tyree, David Tyree, David Tyree, David Tyree, David Tyree, David Tyree, David Tyree, David Tyree, David Tyree, David Tyree.
Bill: This is going to be an Endless Summer.
Urban Meyer explains to Bill Belichick the benefits of monogamy.
Haha and then I told them that we only did it durring preseason, and those were our only tapes, hahaha and you know what? They believed me!
Urban Meyer and Bill Belichick trade antecdotes about taping opponents' practices.
Meyer: "To get to the other side!"
Urban Meyer is psychic. He can say God Bless You before you even sneeze.
Meyer: I'm telling you - take a flyer on Chris Leak - he'd be a great QB option for you
Belicheck: Stop it! You're killing me!
Bill: "So Jeannie blinks - like this - Major Nelson goes back to the lunar rocket, and Dr. Bellows is left to explain why there's an ostrich in his office. I'm telling you Urban, this hulu.com is a godsend!"
We were undefeated, playing in the Super Bowl...and that happened.
Meyer: "I'll stop doing it when you stop laughing."
Thanks for the shout out!
Andrew Thell
www.EmptyTheBench.com
Remember when the Rams didn't know you spied on them!
Look down, I took it out...
Yeah, so I told her that I was Rich Gannon and gave her a blumpkin under the bleachers, fuckin hilarious....
"So I says to Mabel, I says..."
Meyer: Now let me tell you this one...A Priest, Rabbi, Roger Goodell and a duck walk into a bar...
How about sex first and then we go shopping?
And then the 49ers guy says "Yeah, we could do that, I mean it will probably only be a late-round pick anyways..."
Yes, you do look like Yao Ming
Poon...hahaha...SECPoon....heeheehee
BB: If I've said it once I've said it a hundred times... If you ain't cheatin' you ain't tryin. Ask my wife and the Rams
Two dicks in a box.
I can't put a camera there...hahahahah
Bill: "Seriously. What's your REAL name? Urban! That's a good one".
And he says, do you love me? And she says no...but that's an awfully nice ski mask!
Urban does have a way with the ladies...
BB: (laughing hysterically) Hey Urban, anyone tell you you look like Alan Thicke?
UM: At least I didn't choke in the Super Bowl!
Urban - that joke was really good.................FOR ME TO POOP ON!
Urban (chuckling): So I told them that I did it one time. No biggie.
Bill (laughing): OMG! the NCAA are bigger beyotches than the NFL!
I bet 50k on the Patriots in the Super Bowl, Bill
Urban: Who wears a gay green hat with a blue shirt? You might make Blackwell's Worst Dressed list now, so you can finally meet Paris Hilton. Those hoodies didn't work.
"Come on push, Bill. Squeeze out whatever that is that's been stuck up your ass all these years."
Urban: "You know, Bill, you might want to open up the passing game a little. I got this great move for you. Picture this --- the Brady shuffle. He fakes right and runs off left guard for 40 straight downs. I'm telling ya ... it can't be stopped."
Bill: "Should I ask LSU, Michigan, Auburn, and Georgia about this too?"
Urban: "Screw you."
Bill: "Hahahaha. Little baby gets one championship and thinks he can talk to me? You a damn fool, Suburb."
Winner!!
GMoney said...
Urban Meyer explains to Bill Belichick the benefits of monogamy.
Belichick was skeptical at first, but came to enjoy Meyer's suggestion for an alternate use of peanut butter.
huh huh...you said "boob"..huh huh
Urban: So then Jimmie Johnson ratted me out just like that.
Bill: I told you to keep it a secret!