Create The Caption #191

Friday, March 28, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Wednesday's Winners....

"John Stockton has not aged well..."- Steve


"How about sex and then we go shopping?"- Anon

"I can't, I'm Mormon."- The Dish

Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Bill Belichick and Urban Meyer hamming it up in the stands? (Via SI's Caught In The Act)

Daily Links:

Rondo Straight Breakin' Ankles (Celtics Blog)
Another Set Of Blog Rankings (The Sports Dollar)
Attractive Females And The Letter "A" (On 205th)
Someone Needs To Stop This UPS Dude (Meaningful Collateral)
What Is There To Do When Your Bracket Blows Up? (Love of Sports)
The Bucks Have Problems (Wisconsin Sports Bar)
Looking Into Shaq (Empty The Bench)
The Gus Johnson Song (SS Reporters)
Phil Mushnick Needs A Nap (The Sports Hernia)
A Look Into Tennessee's Playbook (Simon On Sports)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:31 PM


Urban: So then Jimmie Johnson ratted me out just like that.

Bill: I told you to keep it a secret!

ssreporters said...
Mar 28, 2008, 12:38:00 PM  

Urban: David Tyree, David Tyree, David Tyree, David Tyree, David Tyree, David Tyree, David Tyree, David Tyree, David Tyree, David Tyree.

Bill: This is going to be an Endless Summer.

ssreporters said...
Mar 28, 2008, 12:39:00 PM  

Urban Meyer explains to Bill Belichick the benefits of monogamy.

GMoney said...
Mar 28, 2008, 12:40:00 PM  

Haha and then I told them that we only did it durring preseason, and those were our only tapes, hahaha and you know what? They believed me!

Anonymous said...
Mar 28, 2008, 1:30:00 PM  

Urban Meyer and Bill Belichick trade antecdotes about taping opponents' practices.

Mar 28, 2008, 2:01:00 PM  

Meyer: "To get to the other side!"

Mar 28, 2008, 2:01:00 PM  

Urban Meyer is psychic. He can say God Bless You before you even sneeze.

Walrus said...
Mar 28, 2008, 2:18:00 PM  

Meyer: I'm telling you - take a flyer on Chris Leak - he'd be a great QB option for you

Belicheck: Stop it! You're killing me!

Anonymous said...
Mar 28, 2008, 2:28:00 PM  

Bill: "So Jeannie blinks - like this - Major Nelson goes back to the lunar rocket, and Dr. Bellows is left to explain why there's an ostrich in his office. I'm telling you Urban, this is a godsend!"

doneycat said...
Mar 28, 2008, 2:30:00 PM  

We were undefeated, playing in the Super Bowl...and that happened.

Sanity Has Gone South said...
Mar 28, 2008, 2:35:00 PM  

Meyer: "I'll stop doing it when you stop laughing."

Thanks for the shout out!

Andrew Thell

Andrew Thell said...
Mar 28, 2008, 2:40:00 PM  

Remember when the Rams didn't know you spied on them!

mike chicago said...
Mar 28, 2008, 3:07:00 PM  

Look down, I took it out...

Anonymous said...
Mar 28, 2008, 3:08:00 PM  

Yeah, so I told her that I was Rich Gannon and gave her a blumpkin under the bleachers, fuckin hilarious....

hollywood wags said...
Mar 28, 2008, 3:09:00 PM  

"So I says to Mabel, I says..."

Nate said...
Mar 28, 2008, 3:10:00 PM  

Meyer: Now let me tell you this one...A Priest, Rabbi, Roger Goodell and a duck walk into a bar...

The Masked Writer said...
Mar 28, 2008, 3:22:00 PM  

How about sex first and then we go shopping?

rhino ear said...
Mar 28, 2008, 3:22:00 PM  

And then the 49ers guy says "Yeah, we could do that, I mean it will probably only be a late-round pick anyways..."

Down Goes Brown said...
Mar 28, 2008, 3:23:00 PM  

Yes, you do look like Yao Ming

Bobby Roberts said...
Mar 28, 2008, 3:45:00 PM  


Gibbon Jockey said...
Mar 28, 2008, 3:46:00 PM  

BB: If I've said it once I've said it a hundred times... If you ain't cheatin' you ain't tryin. Ask my wife and the Rams

Anonymous said...
Mar 28, 2008, 5:03:00 PM  

Two dicks in a box.

Mar 28, 2008, 5:20:00 PM  

I can't put a camera there...hahahahah

vhschola said...
Mar 28, 2008, 5:20:00 PM  

Bill: "Seriously. What's your REAL name? Urban! That's a good one".

Mal said...
Mar 28, 2008, 6:18:00 PM  

And he says, do you love me? And she says no...but that's an awfully nice ski mask!

Anonymous said...
Mar 28, 2008, 6:24:00 PM  

Urban does have a way with the ladies...

Anonymous said...
Mar 28, 2008, 6:26:00 PM  

BB: (laughing hysterically) Hey Urban, anyone tell you you look like Alan Thicke?

UM: At least I didn't choke in the Super Bowl!

Anonymous said...
Mar 28, 2008, 6:31:00 PM  

Urban - that joke was really good.................FOR ME TO POOP ON!

Six Packed said...
Mar 28, 2008, 8:13:00 PM  

Urban (chuckling): So I told them that I did it one time. No biggie.
Bill (laughing): OMG! the NCAA are bigger beyotches than the NFL!

bevo said...
Mar 28, 2008, 8:38:00 PM  

I bet 50k on the Patriots in the Super Bowl, Bill

Wesley said...
Mar 28, 2008, 9:16:00 PM  

Urban: Who wears a gay green hat with a blue shirt? You might make Blackwell's Worst Dressed list now, so you can finally meet Paris Hilton. Those hoodies didn't work.

Anonymous said...
Mar 28, 2008, 9:32:00 PM  

"Come on push, Bill. Squeeze out whatever that is that's been stuck up your ass all these years."

Anonymous said...
Mar 28, 2008, 10:50:00 PM  

Urban: "You know, Bill, you might want to open up the passing game a little. I got this great move for you. Picture this --- the Brady shuffle. He fakes right and runs off left guard for 40 straight downs. I'm telling ya ... it can't be stopped."

Bill: "Should I ask LSU, Michigan, Auburn, and Georgia about this too?"

Urban: "Screw you."

Bill: "Hahahaha. Little baby gets one championship and thinks he can talk to me? You a damn fool, Suburb."

Mar 29, 2008, 3:54:00 AM  


GMoney said...
Urban Meyer explains to Bill Belichick the benefits of monogamy.

Anonymous said...
Mar 29, 2008, 10:42:00 AM  

Belichick was skeptical at first, but came to enjoy Meyer's suggestion for an alternate use of peanut butter.

mplant said...
Mar 30, 2008, 2:42:00 PM  

huh said "boob"..huh huh

jared said...
Mar 30, 2008, 4:50:00 PM  

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