Bill Raftery Just Likes To Be Naked

Thursday, March 27, 2008

Not only did Bill Raftery talk about Joe Alexander's "Onions", but he spent the better part of the night filling the airwaves with innuendo. Including how he likes to spend nights naked.....seriously. I spliced together a few of his highlights from Thursday night for your enjoyment....

"The answer is take it off."- Verne Lundquist
"Late at night I favor that myself."- Bill Raftery

Quote of the tournament if you ask me. I love me some Raft.

Other Raftery Highlights From Last Night:

"He was strokin' with the best of them!" - Bill Raftery (Via JR)
"He used to sleep on a roll-up mattress. I can relate to that."- Bill Raftery (Via Anon)
"Thrust of the fist!"- Bill Raftery
"When in doubt....just stroke it!"- Bill Raftery


Steve Lavin just accused Dookie V of ACC bias in his analysis of the tournament. Classic Lavin, I love that guy.

Brett said...
Mar 28, 2008, 1:10:00 AM  

Raftery is the greatest

Mar 28, 2008, 4:39:00 AM  

ahh. i heard the "taking it off" live and i had to rewind to make sure he actually said that.
then id knew itd be up here

Anonymous said...
Mar 28, 2008, 6:09:00 AM  

Raftery is still a classic. FYI, every time you post that picture, Verne's face always makes me chuckle.

GMoney said...
Mar 28, 2008, 10:39:00 AM  

My fav ... when the second Muskateer fouled out at the end of the game ... he cleverly said "one more and they can write a book."

Anonymous said...
Mar 28, 2008, 11:17:00 AM  

Bill Raftery is an assclown.

Anonymous said...
Mar 28, 2008, 11:27:00 AM  

This is the best website I have ever seen. Bill Raftery is the greatest color man in the history of sports!

Anonymous said...
Mar 28, 2008, 12:00:00 PM  

There is no one I'd rather hear call a game than Raft. The man is a classic. And pairing him with Lundquist was a stroke of genius by CBS.

UnHoly Diver said...
Mar 28, 2008, 12:17:00 PM  

I truly think you have to have zero brain cells to enjoy Raftery. There is NO worse analyst in sports. Not McCarver, not Dickie V, NO ONE.

Anonymous said...
Mar 28, 2008, 12:25:00 PM  

Here was a great one. A WKU player hit a shot in the second half and Raftery chimed in with "Now, getting him off is VERY important!" Oh really?

Anonymous said...
Mar 28, 2008, 1:22:00 PM  

Did anyone hear him say "take him off the bounce... TO ECSTACY!"?

Anonymous said...
Mar 28, 2008, 2:07:00 PM  

Several years ago, after a nice rebound, he yelled, "WHAT A SNATCH!" I'll never forget that one.

Anonymous said...
Mar 28, 2008, 2:55:00 PM  

Anon5- I will gladly live with my zero brain cells, then.

UnHoly Diver said...
Mar 28, 2008, 4:02:00 PM  

Verne Lundquist just gets better with age

Anonymous said...
Mar 29, 2008, 2:51:00 AM  

Bill Raftery is a genius. he is ten times better than packer who should be relegated to high school games!

Anonymous said...
Mar 29, 2008, 12:12:00 PM  

Bill Raftery is the best anouncer...EVER. Name one person who can perform their job as well as him while being completely drunk all the time. Send it in Jerome!!

Anonymous said...
Mar 29, 2008, 1:39:00 PM  

If anyone wants to hear the funniest announcing moment ever, check out the UCONN vs ND big east tourney game from 2005. One of the announcers actually said "Even though he missed the layup, you've gotta love the Gay pentration..." Too funny.

Anonymous said...
Mar 31, 2008, 9:21:00 AM  

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