Bill Raftery Just Likes To Be Naked
Thursday, March 27, 2008
Not only did Bill Raftery talk about Joe Alexander's "Onions", but he spent the better part of the night filling the airwaves with innuendo. Including how he likes to spend nights naked.....seriously. I spliced together a few of his highlights from Thursday night for your enjoyment....
"The answer is take it off."- Verne Lundquist
"Late at night I favor that myself."- Bill Raftery
Quote of the tournament if you ask me. I love me some Raft.
Other Raftery Highlights From Last Night:
"He was strokin' with the best of them!" - Bill Raftery (Via JR)
"He used to sleep on a roll-up mattress. I can relate to that."- Bill Raftery (Via Anon)
"Thrust of the fist!"- Bill Raftery
"When in doubt....just stroke it!"- Bill Raftery
17 Comments:
Raftery is the greatest
ahh. i heard the "taking it off" live and i had to rewind to make sure he actually said that.
then id knew itd be up here
Raftery is still a classic. FYI, every time you post that picture, Verne's face always makes me chuckle.
My fav ... when the second Muskateer fouled out at the end of the game ... he cleverly said "one more and they can write a book."
Bill Raftery is an assclown.
This is the best website I have ever seen. Bill Raftery is the greatest color man in the history of sports!
There is no one I'd rather hear call a game than Raft. The man is a classic. And pairing him with Lundquist was a stroke of genius by CBS.
I truly think you have to have zero brain cells to enjoy Raftery. There is NO worse analyst in sports. Not McCarver, not Dickie V, NO ONE.
Here was a great one. A WKU player hit a shot in the second half and Raftery chimed in with "Now, getting him off is VERY important!" Oh really?
Did anyone hear him say "take him off the bounce... TO ECSTACY!"?
Comedy....
Several years ago, after a nice rebound, he yelled, "WHAT A SNATCH!" I'll never forget that one.
Anon5- I will gladly live with my zero brain cells, then.
Verne Lundquist just gets better with age
Bill Raftery is a genius. he is ten times better than packer who should be relegated to high school games!
Bill Raftery is the best anouncer...EVER. Name one person who can perform their job as well as him while being completely drunk all the time. Send it in Jerome!!
If anyone wants to hear the funniest announcing moment ever, check out the UCONN vs ND big east tourney game from 2005. One of the announcers actually said "Even though he missed the layup, you've gotta love the Gay pentration..." Too funny.
Steve Lavin just accused Dookie V of ACC bias in his analysis of the tournament. Classic Lavin, I love that guy.