Create The Caption #185
Monday, March 17, 2008
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Last Thursday's Winners....
"The saying is true, you are what you drive."- Bob
"David Carr deserved a much more dignified ride from the airport."- AppFan
"Ask me about my weiner!"- Ian
"This still may be a step up from the Right Guard Commercial."- Anon
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of the Memphis Tigers during yesterdays selection show? (Via The Sporting Blog)
Daily Links:
Nothing Is More Fun Than The Bracket-O-Matic Right Now (Coke Zero)
Welcome To Dickipedia Billy Packer! (Dickipedia)
Some Good Announcing Awards (Fangs Bites)
A Collection Of Wrestling Injuries (On 205th)
How'd Those Bracketologists Do? (Vegas Watch)
What The Hell Are The Raiders Doing? (The Play In CA)
Bracketology 101 (I'm Writing Sports)
Bob Costas Isn't Making Any Friends (SS Reporters)
Mock Drafting Time! (Yardbarker)
More Female Streakers Please (With Leather)
37 Comments:
Hahaha hey, look at those idiots watching themselves on TV. That guy looks like me!
Looks like John McCain's family reunion.
"And be sure to check out the nice selection of Tupperware in the kitchen. All proceeds go towards finding a second good team for C-USA."
Alright - who put on the Grizzlies game? I want to watch basketball...
The Memphis Tigers look riveted as they watch Dr. Tom Amberry's Free Throw video...how in the world can one man make over 2700 free throws in a row?
"Run O.J. Run!"
"Damn, that Bronco's fast"
The team still didn't understand why Coach made them watch "2 Girls, 1 Cup" every week at his house.
Okay so who here has us in the Final Four? Anyone? Anyone at all??
Not Pictured: Joey Dorsey, he was in the back yard smoking a Newport.
Oh, crap, now John Chaney knows where I live!
Winning Conference USA is like being the 3rd guy at work to date the hot girl. I mean, yeah you're still excited, but you really can't take it serious.
"Whoa!!! I can't believe Marlo is out of da game, and what about Michael smoking Snoop??"
What the hell happened to Ken Griffey Jr.?
More on Erin Andrews ... http://www.jg.net/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080317/SPORTS03/803170317
The Memphis Tigers take a break from their grueling job at Fed Ex to watch the Selection Show.
Oh wait, they are always on break.
Coach Cal: "No! I am always Captain Kirk, now who wants to be Spock this time"
Calapari is recruiting brothers, sisters, grandfathers, grandmothers, hell, anyone who can make a damn free throw.
Quiet please. The Dana Jacobson portion of the roast is about to start.
This is no selection show, it's a jury panel!!
They watched the selection show on an Olevia HDTV, which looks pretty damned sharp. But will the picture hold up against a Sony?
What's Tony Romo doing there?
(He's in the middle... smiling.)
Calapari: "Ok, theres my wife. Joey Dorsey better stay right where he is."
"Here's a live look-in at 3 Memphis Tigers and John Calapari's extended family."
The Memphis Tigers gather to watch the premiere of Dancing with the Stars and to see what Julianne Hough is wearing.
Coach, we get class credit for watching this, right?
Is coach busy watching the selection show? Good. Back the truck up and start loading.
"God I hope I don't fart on national television. If I do, I'll just blame it on that fat, clapping old lady in the back."
Memphis Progress:
Now the white folks have to stand.
A stimulating rendition of "If you're white and you know it, clap your hands" breaks out while the team awaits their place in the big dance.
Over/under on present/future college grads in this picture: 5.
Evidence of academic struggle at the University Of Memphis: the men's basketball team is unable to recognize and read their own school's name.
As the Tigers watch the NCAA Selection Show, Coach Calipari wonders if he can use the items stolen from his house today as tax write-offs.
Coach: "OK OK OK wait - you thought that was good - watch this! Misty's popping out of the cake right about ... BAM! Ha ha ha! Best bachelor party ever."
Oh come on now! Two girls, one cup is soooo 2007.
Why does that old guy on tv keep calling us "student-athletes"? Doesn't he know I play basketball at Memphis?
I will never understand why large groups of people gather for American Idol.