Create The Caption #186
Tuesday, March 18, 2008
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Yesterday's Winners....
"I will never understand why large groups of people gather for American Idol."- G-Money
"Oh, crap, now John Chaney knows where I live!"- mplant
"Winning Conference USA is like being the 3rd guy at work to date the hot girl. I mean, yeah you're still excited, but you really can't take it serious."- Mez
"Coach, we get class credit for watching this, right?"- Anon
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Jason Taylor on Dancing With The Stars last night? 
Daily Links:
A Piece On The State of MSM In 2008 (Crashburn Alley)
The Case For Kansas (Cake Rocks the Party)
Encyclopedia Brown Helps Out ESPN (Food Court Lunch)
St. Patty's Day In The NBA (Mac G's World)
WWYD? Cheerleader Edition (The Big Picture)
Butler Got Seriously Screwed (Rumors and Rants)
A New West Coast Baseball Website (Steve Finley Was Here)
Previewing The March Madness Commercials (The Money Shot)
Coppin State Is The Worst Madness Team Ever (Juiced)
34 Comments:
Oompa Loompa Dupidy Dee...
Just so we're clear, you're going to hook me up like you did Emmitt, right? I humiliate myself and then can work at ESPN after I retire? OK, good.
That picture has now replaced the tiger woods hi-five moment as the textbook definition of awkward looking.
+1 to the Encyclopedia Brown story.
/kidnq
Meanwhile, the Jason Taylor Robot is dancing with Gene Wilder to PUUUTIN ON THE RIIIIIIIITZ!
I've always wanted to say this: For Shizzle
He's doing the dance Pee Wee Herman did to "Tequila!"
(To Tom Jones' "It's Not Unusual")
Carlton ain't got shit on me.
Jason became embarrassment-proof during the Dolphins' 1-15 season and it's opened up a world of new opportunities for him.
I got your gay "Lights Out" dance right HERE, Merriman.
"Well, at least this is still less gay than wearing a Dolphins uniform."
I'm like John Travolta, only big and black.
Check out my package.
And you thought Michael Strahan was the exception...
Hey, if this gets the Dolphins to 2 wins next year, it will be worth it.
Unfortunately, Jason Taylor doing "The Robot" was not a fan-favorite... although several fans asked for the J.T. Robot to do the "Human Being".
Thank you, Jason, for giving us the proper technique for calling a blocking foul.
Mrs. Garrison: "Scissor me timbers Xerxes!"
It would have been nice if Osi Umenyiora could have loaned him a dancing partner for the show.
"I do the hokey pokey and I turn myself around, thats what its all about."
It's true.. I'm gay and I can beat dudes off so fast my hand looks blurry. Look!
May I have this dance, Mr. Garcia?
I am ballerino!
Jason Taylor is Marilyn McCoo in "The Solid Gold Story."
Hey Big Tuna, I deserve a new contract - check out these new spin moves!
"I've been taking lessons from that Kobe fan on youtube".
I haven't had this much fun since we won a game and gave the game ball to Coach, and you saw how that ended up too, didn't you?
That is the only smile Jason Taylor has managed to crack since the Dolphins ended the less-miserable 2006 season.
"Tonto, jump on it, jump on it, jump on it... Kemosabi, jump on it, jump on it, jump on it..."
Look at me! I'm the Dancin' Fool!
Yul Brynner, dancing with the stars...
My Name is Jason Taylor Montoya...you killed my father....prepare to die.....
Not shown: Jason Taylor's partner wearing shades to soften the glare.
He then blew a kiss to Brian Billick.