Create The Caption #230

Monday, June 23, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Last Thursday's Winners....

"Hey, Peyton...hey...hey...hey how much ya wanna bet I can throw this football over them mountains?"- Anon

"10 Seconds later Marsha Brady's prom will be ruined."- Sanity Has Gone South

"Eli's gut reflects the great toll it takes on your body to endure a long championship-winning season . . . in the Double Stuffed Racing League."- Collin

"Five seconds later: Peyton has gone through three sets of audibles and Eli got picked off by a fourth grade girl."- Mal

Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Candace Parker throwing it down during a WNBA game this past weekend?

Daily Links:

Shrutebag Says All Men Are Not Created Equal (DC Sports Bog)
The NBA Draft And Nickelback (Ryan Parker Songs)
An Interview With NJIT's Head Coach (Storming The Floor)
Sharapova Going With Shorts For Wimbledon (Booooo!) (The Big Picture)
A Trip To The Pirates' All You Can Eat Section (Mondesi's House)
Wall-E And The Future Of Sports (Fan Sided)
The Luckiest People In Sports (Rumors and Rants)
The Jeff Conine All-Stars (Money Shot)
A Look At The TB Bucs Cheerleaders (Uncoached)
More Iron Ref Goodness (HHR)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:38 PM


"Okay, I got it at eight feet, raise it up to regulation and we'll see if I can touch the rim."

Tom said...
Jun 23, 2008, 12:55:00 PM  

History does not record.

Anonymous said...
Jun 23, 2008, 12:58:00 PM  

After the Sparks' mascot finished up some of his spectacular dunks by using a trampoline, Candace Parker thought it would be a great time to get in a quick dunk for a photo op.

Mike Maloney said...
Jun 23, 2008, 1:07:00 PM  

"Who let Kobe watch Juwanna Mann again?!"

Zak said...
Jun 23, 2008, 1:13:00 PM  

'' CANDICE PARKER THROWS ONE DOWN, and in another news, A tree fell down in the woods yesterday ''

Anonymous said...
Jun 23, 2008, 1:15:00 PM  

For my next trip: a jump shot! We're almost in the 1950s people!

Brave Sir Robin said...
Jun 23, 2008, 1:31:00 PM  

Half man, half amazing

Matt said...
Jun 23, 2008, 1:35:00 PM  

What's the WNBA?

Anonymous said...
Jun 23, 2008, 1:43:00 PM  

"Not funny guys!!! Put the ladder back underneath me! HELP!"

MarkCiz said...
Jun 23, 2008, 1:48:00 PM  

That looks an awful lot like what I used to do in high school gym class.

Jun 23, 2008, 1:53:00 PM  

Not Pictured: Pau Gasol on the floor crying for a foul.

TJX said...
Jun 23, 2008, 2:03:00 PM  
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Doneycat said...
Jun 23, 2008, 2:25:00 PM  

Not pictured: Shelden Williams' dignity.

Doneycat said...
Jun 23, 2008, 2:26:00 PM  

Since Americans are skeptics by nature, most believe that this picture was photoshopped since it is common knowledge that no woman in the history of sports has ever dunked a basketball.

Walrus said...
Jun 23, 2008, 2:27:00 PM  

good golly miss molly...the first time that has ever been said in the wnba

Anonymous said...
Jun 23, 2008, 2:40:00 PM  

I guess she scored at the end of the period?

Anonymous said...
Jun 23, 2008, 2:40:00 PM  

As in the high jump, the goal is raised when a competitor dunks a ball. Up next, who will dunk on a 6-foot-1 goal?

Anonymous said...
Jun 23, 2008, 2:49:00 PM  

And that dunk is "slam-a-lama ding dong good".

Anonymous said...
Jun 23, 2008, 2:59:00 PM  

The live action Space Jam had to make a reach for its Monstars.

Anonymous said...
Jun 23, 2008, 3:01:00 PM  

layups, jump-shots, passing and layups!

Jun 23, 2008, 3:10:00 PM  

F**K, it's cold in here!

Anonymous said...
Jun 23, 2008, 4:14:00 PM  

That is 2 more points than Shelden Williams scored this season.

GMoney said...
Jun 23, 2008, 4:14:00 PM  

Somewhere, Al Gore will use this anomoly to prove global warming!

Anonymous said...
Jun 23, 2008, 4:15:00 PM  

I guess Big Brown is no longer having any hoof problems.

BF said...
Jun 23, 2008, 4:59:00 PM  

The WNBA: Where not caring happens.

Anonymous said...
Jun 23, 2008, 5:24:00 PM  

If a dunk happens in an WNBA game, and no one is there to see it, did it actually happen?

Anonymous said...
Jun 23, 2008, 5:24:00 PM  

Kobe demands a trade of Lamar Odom for Candace Parker

sweetbob said...
Jun 23, 2008, 5:47:00 PM  

Game... Blouses.

Anonymous said...
Jun 23, 2008, 6:05:00 PM  

Candace Parker has already shown the ability to drive to the basket. The Dallas Mavericks still haven't got that concept down!

Anonymous said...
Jun 23, 2008, 6:08:00 PM  

Don't let the stands fool you, this was during an actual game.

Anonymous said...
Jun 23, 2008, 6:26:00 PM  

please, oh please tell me that's not pit hair, but an inconveniently placed shadow.

Anonymous said...
Jun 23, 2008, 6:27:00 PM  

Damn, that's on the JUMBOTRON and I still can't see my boobs!

Anonymous said...
Jun 23, 2008, 10:18:00 PM  

"...Next week on Real Sports: We talk with Candace Parker about her momentous dunk, and the 23 fortunate souls in attendance who witnessed history firsthand. I'm Bryant Gumbel."

Chango said...
Jun 24, 2008, 2:18:00 AM  

I can dunk a mini-ball too.

Mr. Parson said...
Jun 24, 2008, 8:41:00 AM  

(In her best Rick James impersonation)
I'm Candace Parker, BITCH!

Unknown said...
Jun 24, 2008, 10:07:00 AM  

If this dunk makes her the WNBA's Dr J, I'd hate to see what the WNBA version of Kurt Rambis.

Cason said...
Jun 24, 2008, 11:57:00 AM  

looks like.

Cason said...
Jun 24, 2008, 12:00:00 PM  

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