Create The Caption #231

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....

"CANDICE PARKER THROWS ONE DOWN, and in another news, A tree fell down in the woods yesterday"- Anon

"Who let Kobe watch Juwanna Mann again?!"- Zak

"Kobe demands a trade of Lamar Odom for Candace Parker"- Sweet Bob

"...Next week on Real Sports: We talk with Candace Parker about her momentous dunk, and the 23 fortunate souls in attendance who witnessed history firsthand. I'm Bryant Gumbel."- Mike T

Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Coach K sharing a laugh with Melo and Wade yesterday?

Daily Links:

Will Leitch Talks The Future Of Deadspin (On The DL)
Gymnastics Falls Rule (With Leather)
Vandebilt's Shan Foster Sings About The NBA Draft (Sports VU)
So Why Does Garnett Bash His Head All The Time? (Le Basketbawl)
Ichiro In The Hall? (I'm Writing Sports)
That's A Hell Of A Shiner (Sox & Dawgs)
On Imus And Al Sharpton (NOIS)
Welcome To The Jewish Baseball Explosion (Rumors and Rants)
NBA Picks That Paid Off (Real Clear Sports)
So Is Golf A Sport Or What? (Suck at Sports)

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Alec said...
Jun 24, 2008, 1:05:00 PM  

"No but seriously Melo, just pull a U-Turn right before you get to the cops checkpoint, and no one will ever suspend you. Ask JJ."

t hinds said...
Jun 24, 2008, 1:12:00 PM  

"You guys still have eligibility left, right? There's this great school in North Carolina I'd like to talk to you about..."

Anonymous said...
Jun 24, 2008, 1:13:00 PM  

After this, Dwayne Wade had to change his T-Mobile Fave 5 again.

Anonymous said...
Jun 24, 2008, 1:17:00 PM  

Would you guys mind if I replaced CP3 with the obviously more talented Greg Paulus?

BF said...
Jun 24, 2008, 1:26:00 PM  

"You heard me right. Two inches. Redick's penis is two inches."

Chase said...
Jun 24, 2008, 1:27:00 PM  

See 'Melo, if your good, you get a spiffy jacket too.

Mario Losasso said...
Jun 24, 2008, 1:28:00 PM  

Coach K: When paying off refs, Melo, I prefer stacks of unmarked bills left in the refs locker room. How about you, Dwyane?

Doneycat said...
Jun 24, 2008, 1:37:00 PM  

Dwayne: Hey, right nut!
Coach K: Hey, left nut!
Both: Who's the dick in the middle!

Jun 24, 2008, 1:50:00 PM  

Coach K: So Carmelo, how does your ass taste?

Anonymous said...
Jun 24, 2008, 1:51:00 PM  

D Wade, sick of checking luggage, trys to convince his pals that 'houseboat' really is the *only* way to travel from game to game

Anonymous said...
Jun 24, 2008, 2:16:00 PM  

Coach K: "Melo - D-Wade I am thinking of hiring Don Imus as our PR guy....any thoughts?"

Anonymous said...
Jun 24, 2008, 2:18:00 PM  

"Fellows, stop laughing, my back really hurts! Haven't you heard about the 'three returnees'?" -K

Anonymous said...
Jun 24, 2008, 2:37:00 PM  

Coach K: "No, seriously, we're going to learn how to play defense on Team USA."

(Duke fan here)

Jay said...
Jun 24, 2008, 2:39:00 PM  

I just cut my first rap album of my inspirational speeches to make sure that my kids go out into the world with a good education and a great headstart on life, I think you fellows would like it a lot.

E Buzz said...
Jun 24, 2008, 2:47:00 PM  

Welcome to day 1 of practice, fellas. Today we will practice sitting on the bench. You should get used to it.

Anonymous said...
Jun 24, 2008, 3:01:00 PM  

Coach K: "OK, here's what we're gonna do. On offense, we'll stand around the perimeter and launch ill-advised threes, hoping they'll go in. On defense, we'll just use the time-honored technique of falling over backward when breathed upon. I'm not kidding, guys."

Anonymous said...
Jun 24, 2008, 3:19:00 PM  

Coach K: Hey...whats that smell??
DWade: God, its awful, it smells like piss!
Melo: I am SO wasted right now.

Anonymous said...
Jun 24, 2008, 3:52:00 PM  

Seriously coach, you look like a ferret stop makin that face

PLBT said...
Jun 24, 2008, 4:05:00 PM  

Coach K: Carmelo, remember when Dwyane needed a wheelchair for a shoulder injury? Hilarious!

GMoney said...
Jun 24, 2008, 4:07:00 PM  

It's OK guys, you can admit it. I really do look like a rat.

Jarred Amato said...
Jun 24, 2008, 4:50:00 PM  

Coach K again discussing the finer points of flopping "Paulus-Style"

Anonymous said...
Jun 24, 2008, 5:04:00 PM  

"Think about it, guys. I say the word, Vitale's here in five minutes. He won't even ask what your ass tastes like beforehand."

Anonymous said...
Jun 24, 2008, 6:21:00 PM  

Coach K: I couldn't find Nubian slaves, but do you think these guys can carry me into the arena?

Anonymous said...
Jun 24, 2008, 8:34:00 PM  

...Melo, we said to get A TIE

Melo: /giggles

Anonymous said...
Jun 24, 2008, 8:52:00 PM  

Just thinking about Coach K saying "Dwyane" and "Melo" makes me laugh.

Anonymous said...
Jun 24, 2008, 9:39:00 PM  

Coach K: Guys, I'm not just preparing you for the Olympics...I'm preparing you for life.

Melo: This shit's gonna lead me to drink some more.

Anonymous said...
Jun 24, 2008, 10:54:00 PM  

Coach K: Uh, Carmelo. When they said they wanted to talk to Wade and Boozer, I think they meant Carlos and not "the boozer."

Anonymous said...
Jun 24, 2008, 11:21:00 PM  

Coach K: Which one of you fellows brings in "da noise" and which one brings in "da funk".

Mal said...
Jun 24, 2008, 11:22:00 PM  

No seriously guys, enough with the yo momma jokes

Anonymous said...
Jun 25, 2008, 1:23:00 AM  

Tonight on "The Wire" Herc and Carv go way undercover to bust a dope dealing olympic athlete.

Lammy742 said...
Jun 25, 2008, 8:33:00 AM  

"Guys, what would you say to a little floor-slapping to boost morale?"

Anonymous said...
Jun 25, 2008, 9:27:00 AM  

"Whaddaya mean, mannn? I'm in great shape. WHA? My 40 time? Ah man I can down one in like a minute."

Anonymous said...
Jun 25, 2008, 9:31:00 AM  

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