Create The Caption #232

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....

"Would you guys mind if I replaced CP3 with the obviously more talented Greg Paulus?"- BF

"I just cut my first rap album of my inspirational speeches to make sure that my kids go out into the world with a good education and a great headstart on life, I think you fellows would like it a lot."- Hollywood Wags

"Uh, Carmelo. When they said they wanted to talk to Wade and Boozer, I think they meant Carlos and not "the boozer.""- Scott

""Guys, what would you say to a little floor-slapping to boost morale?""- Collin

Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of some English Bobbies checking out Maria Sharapova and her new outfit?

Daily Links:

Top Ten Reasons For Jerry Remy Day (Sox & Dawgs)
The Big Shot Rob Song (Ryan Parker Songs)
A Horrible LA Kings Commercial (Merkin Sports)
More On Hawk Harrelson (Foul Balls)
MLB Prank Calls Are Awesome (The Meaningful Collateral)
Could Basketball Be America's Top Sport? (NESW Sports)
Everyone In Chicago Missed Buehrle's 1000th Strikeout (Chicago Bull)
Attractive Tennis Players In Slo Mo! (All Balls)
More On Giambi's Stache (The Sports Hernia)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:39 PM


This is Constable Wiggums...please remove your knickers and wait in the bath.

Anonymous said...
Jun 25, 2008, 1:01:00 PM  

"Cor, blimey, I'd like to shag that bird back at me flat."

odessasteps said...
Jun 25, 2008, 1:10:00 PM  

Yup, just as I suspected. No panty lines!!!

Ian said...
Jun 25, 2008, 1:18:00 PM  

I know mate, I've got an extra pair of balls for her to play with.

TJX said...
Jun 25, 2008, 1:18:00 PM  

I would give her a banger in the mouth.

Unknown said...
Jun 25, 2008, 1:26:00 PM  

Fifty percent of that old lady does not approve.

Jay said...
Jun 25, 2008, 1:27:00 PM  

"C'mon, strong wind... C'MON STRONG WIND"

Zak said...
Jun 25, 2008, 1:30:00 PM  

Sherlock Sharapova tries to solve the mystery of why one young British policeman wants to crumpet the tea of one very old hag.

Adam said...
Jun 25, 2008, 1:33:00 PM  

Jeezis, I just can't get away from these two Mike and Mike idiots!!!


E Buzz said...
Jun 25, 2008, 1:36:00 PM  

I hope that's not Shepherd's Pie in your knickers.

GMoney said...
Jun 25, 2008, 1:42:00 PM  

Apparently the whole "man in uniform" theory is destroyed by the English Bobbies.

Unknown said...
Jun 25, 2008, 2:07:00 PM  

Security Guard on left: "I'd hit that"

Security Guard on right: "Definitely would NOT hit that, look at those sharp knees, well below my standards."

Unknown said...
Jun 25, 2008, 3:29:00 PM  

Wanna get some bangers and mash?

Unknown said...
Jun 25, 2008, 3:33:00 PM  

I'm over forty, love. Get it?

Anonymous said...
Jun 25, 2008, 4:17:00 PM  

Hey love, want to go to my flat and watch re-runs of Benny Hill?

sweetbob said...
Jun 25, 2008, 4:39:00 PM  

blimey, those are really narrow knickers!

Anonymous said...
Jun 25, 2008, 5:07:00 PM  

Woah! I guess it does still work...

PLBT said...
Jun 25, 2008, 5:51:00 PM  

What's all this then? Why are you wearin' those bloomin' bloomers?

Jun 25, 2008, 5:55:00 PM  

Guy #1: "That Sharapova there is one hot POA.

Guy #2: "No, that Roger Federer over THERE is one hot POA.

Anonymous said...
Jun 25, 2008, 6:23:00 PM  

I say there, Ms. Sharapova. On behalf of the Queen, let me tell you how your ace tastes.

Anonymous said...
Jun 25, 2008, 7:18:00 PM  

don't look up...don't look up...don't look up

Anonymous said...
Jun 25, 2008, 7:40:00 PM  

Ms. Sharapova, we bobbies don't carry guns so, yes, I am glad to see you.

Mal said...
Jun 25, 2008, 11:33:00 PM  

Gaurd 1-"You'd really put her in your top 5?"
Gaurd 2-"You've heard how loud she is smacking around one ball."

Anonymous said...
Jun 26, 2008, 1:02:00 AM  

Guard 1: "Hey put your hands to your side! We can't break formation!"
Guard 2: "Give me a minute...Grandma in her undies, grandma in her undies!"

Anonymous said...
Jun 26, 2008, 2:49:00 AM  

Finally! Sharapova's police escort arrives to protect her from Roger Federer's bad pick up lines.

Lammy742 said...
Jun 26, 2008, 7:46:00 AM  

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