"Let me get that out of there for ya."

White bathings suits - driving rain - oh spike me now!

Spectators failed to notice that Walsh was hugging Bin Yang, China's one-armed volleyball phenom and President Bush was missing at the time...

For what it's worth I think a lot of people knew Phil Mickelson isn't a true lefty. He learned to swing lefty by facing his father while he swung a club and mimicking his motion. Thus everything was backwards and he became a lefty golfer.

Not knocking the site or it's opinions, just imparting knowledge on those who may not have been aware before.

Apparently the V is for victory for Kerri Walsh. USA! USA!

Kerri, feeling your ass is better than winning a silver medal.

Walsh: Is it true about the whole Y axis thing?
Chinese player: Why don't you come up to my room at I'll show you.

President Bush ain't got shit on me.

The Chinese on this day learned that the Americans have "Buns of Steel". All the time and money spent on "Tom Emanski's Baseball World" has been nothing short of a letdown.

Forget the silver medal. This Chinese player is enjoying a real consolation prize.

I love you long time.

See, in China, we place our hand on your ass, like this, and squeeze.

There, now you do that to me. Now, if we were in Japan, we wouldn't grab each other's ass, but since we're in China, we grab asses.

Now kiss me.

I would do anything for love, but I won't do that.

Chinese girl grabbing Walsh's butt: "No really, I am try to let you go. Really. But this crazy kinestho-tape, which is manufactured in my home town, has got me stuck to you. Well, as they Zoolander movie say 'Tooshie Squeeze.'"

So that's what an actual ass feels like. Who knew?

And now, a place for my hand.

/Long Duk Dong

hold on give me 5 more minutes...

Me love you long time!

Too bad...I was hoping to see the "V" on the front side.

Those aren't pillows!

Why you want sesame chicken now?....
Ohhhh that not the 69 you talkin about!!!

The Chinese women, having failed at their attempt to win the gold in women's volleyball, now implement their back up plan, "Project 69."

The greatest picture ever.

You'll come for the Olympics, you'll stay for the message! - chinesetourism2008

Thanks for linking to my post dudes - I really appreciate it.

Let's Scissor!!

Whispered in Mays ear; Please get us out of here. Silver means death!

"This is the tastiest sweet sticky pork bun I have ever gotten my hands on."

Chinese Ass Grabber: Now if only Kobe would tell me how Kerri's ass tastes...

It has been revealed that Nike, in a brilliant marketing move, actually paid the chinese team for this ass grab, ensuring more publicity.

In a related move, the US men's basketball team has announced they now refuse to shake hands after games.

We know return you to "Wang J. - Portrait Of An Ass Grabber," already in progress.

"It was nice, but I rearry would have riked to rick her butt."

Chinese gal - hmmm... I give this ass a solid 9.5.

Kissing is so European!

Dont let me go. I go back to factory now make shoe laces for Nike

A gold medal and a happy ending.

"Any you thought Spike Dykes was a football coach at Texas Tech? Really?"

Enjoy it now. It'll cost you $50 after the match for this.

The secret revenge of the Chinese team? Wedgie!!!!!!!!!

Here China takes the concept of the right hand of friendship to a whole, new level...

Say, Misty, what's the Chinese word for "bad touch?"

Kerri Walsh in the ear of her Chinese opponent: "I appreciate your silent support for democracy and America, but I don't think your hand needs to be there to show it."

Already preparing for 2012 in London, the Chinese Olympic beach volleyball team practices for the new medal sport of freestyle a**-grabbing.

Finally the China's Mens volleyball team grabs gold.

I'm kind of disappointed in your explaination of why the site went down the other night. You take great pride in calling out broadcasters and companies when they make egregious errors in judgement.

I'm equally disappointed in your explaination to Sports Media Watch as it seems, at least to me, you point the finger at everyone but yourself.

By posting that BBC video you were no better than some of the people you've called out in the past for doing dumb things.

I enjoy your site as the industry needs watchdogs but it's also important for the integrity of the site that when something like this happens that you admit to it and move on instead of trying to wipe it away.

The American women show their Chinese counter-parts the true meaning of being liberated.

Misty: So I got this thing with Jason Kidd later...Wanna come!

Singing...
"Love. Exciting and new. Come aboard. We're expecting you...."

You have...the most breathtaking...hiney. I mean that thing is good. I want to be friends with it

I'm sorry. I would like to comment on this photo, but I cannot right now as I am too busy masturbating. Please leave a message and some tissues, and I will get back to you as soon as is humanly possible.

You're my chinese Lois.

The chinese player checks to see if Kerri Walsh's confession that Buns of Steel was her secret weapon functions as advertised.