Create The Caption #343

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Monday's Winners....

"Body by Milk
Hair by Supercuts"- BF

"Body by Milk.
Studio by the storage room at Applebee's."- Josh

"He must have grown 5 inches just from that glass of milk. His pant legs start at his shins."- Ethan

"WWJD, What Would Jesus Drink?"- Randall

Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Matt Leinart talking Football with Access Hollywood reporter, Maria Menounos? (At least that's who I think she is)

Daily Links:

This Video Will Make Your Day (TSB)
What Do Bloggers Hope Happens At The SB? (Five Tool Tool)
Tecmo Says The Cards Will Win (Mouthpiece Sports)
Don't Mess With The Stache (Total Pro Sports)
Sanchez Hires His Brother To Be His Agent (SbB)
A Look At The Brief History Of The Cards (Juiced)
A Look At The Hansbrough Effect (FCL)
A New Nickname For Mo Williams (RCS)
Happy BDay Ashley Gellar (Moon Dog)
A Chat With The Double Alley-Oopers (Love Of Sports)

Posted by Awful Announcing at 1:05 PM


No - I'm not doing anything this week - why do you ask?

SteveM said...
Jan 28, 2009, 1:06:00 PM  

I've been told the benches in Tampa are extra comfy, so I'm looking forward to a great Sunday.

Hubbo said...
Jan 28, 2009, 1:08:00 PM  

"Things I value most in women are let's see:

1.) underage
2.) looks
3.) ability to funnel."

J said...
Jan 28, 2009, 1:09:00 PM  

What do you mean by "squandered college education"?

Hubbo said...
Jan 28, 2009, 1:09:00 PM  

Sorry, what were you saying? Miss TV Azteca was on the ground over there.

Hubbo said...
Jan 28, 2009, 1:11:00 PM  

Yeah, I'm really looking forward to the "parting the Red Sea" training with Kurt this offseason.

Hubbo said...
Jan 28, 2009, 1:13:00 PM  

Leinart: "My philosophy is simple: Party like a rock star, play like a CFL All-Star and hammer like a broccoli stalk."

Jan 28, 2009, 1:22:00 PM  

Leinart: I'm surprised that you are interviewing me instead of Kurt Warner. All I am is dust in the wind, soon to be an asterisk of this season, this franchise, and this league. Nobody likes me. Nobody cares about me. Now if you'll excuse me, I have some business to take care of...

Menounos: MATT!.....MATT!...... DON'T DO THAT!.....NNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!! Oh well, where's Kurt, I can get an interview with him.

Justin F. said...
Jan 28, 2009, 1:24:00 PM  

Knowing that all his team needed was an overpaid underachiever with good looks, Matt Leinart sent Barry Zito to take his place at media day.

Unknown said...
Jan 28, 2009, 1:25:00 PM  

Would you like to go ballroom dancing with me?

GMoney said...
Jan 28, 2009, 1:28:00 PM  

So when Kurt told me they were looking for someone to be in 'Milk,' I got all excited and called my agent. But it was all a big misunderstanding because they were just talking about the drink, so I cancelled.

Cason said...
Jan 28, 2009, 2:03:00 PM  

Leinart: I can't wait to get my hands on those Super Bowl clipboards. I hear they're made of soft Corinthian leather.

James said...
Jan 28, 2009, 2:07:00 PM  

Figures the Entertaiment Show interviews Leinhart while the Christian network is interviewing Warner.

49er16 said...
Jan 28, 2009, 2:15:00 PM  

Do you know who I am? Good, lets go party at the hot tub.

49er16 said...
Jan 28, 2009, 2:16:00 PM  

Yes, it does burn when I pee. But the team doctors gave me some treatment and said it should clear up in 7-10 days.

14 STIX said...
Jan 28, 2009, 3:15:00 PM  

Leinart: Haaaa that must have been the 10th "Do you have a tight end" question I have gotten today, Maria."

Unknown said...
Jan 28, 2009, 3:18:00 PM  

Coach said I have to shave if I want to play, so I'm not shaving. He an I don't get along all that well.

E Buzz said...
Jan 28, 2009, 3:54:00 PM  

This is the lead-in to the Carson Palmer/Mary Hart interview.

sweetbob said...
Jan 28, 2009, 4:04:00 PM  

Ooo, well, is it mine?

Turtle said...
Jan 28, 2009, 4:16:00 PM  

Sunday, Sunday...nope, I've got NOTHING going on. You like beer bongs?

Turtle said...
Jan 28, 2009, 4:17:00 PM  

Homina homina homina homina...

JamesCraven said...
Jan 28, 2009, 6:41:00 PM  

"WHEW! Uhhhhmmmmmmm, thats a tough one...36C?

Unknown said...
Jan 28, 2009, 6:41:00 PM  

Matt: Do you know if I can hear the commercials in my helmet speakers during the Super Bowl?

Mal said...
Jan 28, 2009, 7:11:00 PM  

Yeah, they thought I learned my lesson about mixing cameras and booze, but I'm gonna be at USF mackin' on freshman chicks alllll week. That is why I'm here, right?

Anonymous said...
Jan 28, 2009, 7:12:00 PM  

Maria: "How do you feel about Frankie getting jealous over you having a new bro?"
Matt: "What are you talking about?"
Maria: "Wait, aren't you Brody Jenner?"

Arturo said...
Jan 28, 2009, 7:17:00 PM  

first of all - what the fuck is Access Hollywood doing at the Super Bowl?

second - my caption (or maybe first could be my caption)

"Wow, you do NOT satisfy my foot fetish"

questionmark said...
Jan 28, 2009, 7:45:00 PM  

"Must look at ground, not hot chick in low cut top." - Leinart's adjustment to life after college
was a struggle off the field as well.

"Your car is in spot 13 ?. Right away Ms Menounos." - Even after he left the NFL, Leinart couldnt escape Warner's shadow.

"The camera ? Its uh, practice for next year when I back up Matt Cassell with the Patriots."

Anonymous said...
Jan 28, 2009, 8:04:00 PM  

I want to kiss you. I couldn't care less about the team strugg-a-ling.

Mr. Parson said...
Jan 28, 2009, 8:20:00 PM  

"Aaaaand...I hold the clipboard...ummmmmm...OH! I also shine Kurt's rosary from time to time too..."

David F. said...
Jan 28, 2009, 9:50:00 PM  

She showed me her boobies and I liked them too.

Mal said...
Jan 28, 2009, 11:29:00 PM  

Maria, I've got two words for you: Hot. Tub. (Looks to hand) Oh whats this? A video camera? Who put that there?

Unknown said...
Jan 28, 2009, 11:36:00 PM  

"So Matt! People are telling me that you haven't played since High School! What has made you so successful in the Pro's when you haven't had any college or pro experience?"

Granby Psych said...
Jan 29, 2009, 1:51:00 AM  

Don't look at her jugs . . .
Don't look at her jugs . . .
Don't look at her jugs . . .

SH*T! I looked at her jugs . . .

Stare at the floor . . .
Stare at the floor . . .
Stare at the floor . . .

Unknown said...
Jan 29, 2009, 9:21:00 AM  

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