Create The Caption #342

Monday, January 26, 2009

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Last Thursday's Winners....

"The Lakers Bench is 100% Segregated: Players who Suck on the Left, Former and Future All Stars on the Right..."- Simon

"....So then Madsen starts dancing in front of everybody..."- B-rent

"Mihm: "I can get 42 this season."
Walton: "42 Minutes?""

Bynum: Hey, those two white dudes next to me are interested in purchasing some of your "ankle insurance."- Birdman

Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Kurt Warner taking photos for the newest "Body By Milk" ad? (Expect a lot of SB Captions this week)

Daily Links:

Know Your Super Bowl Ref! (SS Reporters)
Hellooooo Carrie Stroup! (Fan IQ)
A Chicken Wing Shortage? Nooooooo! (Sports Rubbish)
Remembering Herm Edwards (Arrowhead Addict)
A Site That Collects Sports Radio Interviews From Around The Country (Sports Radio Interviews)
An Interview With 16-Year Old Podcaster, Alex Reimer (Sports Media Journal)
Super Bowl XLIII As A Movie (Mondesi's House)
A Goodbye Song To The NFL (Ryan Parker)
The Collins-Young Debate Rages On (LOCG)
Payton Thinks Bosh Should Be Starting Over KG (NESW Sports)
Fun With Sports Anagrams (More Hardball)

Posted by Awful Announcing at 12:30 PM


Brenda Warner poses for her "Body by Milk" ad, as her husband Kurt (not pictured) looks on.

SSReporters said...
Jan 26, 2009, 12:40:00 PM  

Don't they know I'm lactose intolerant.

Ian said...
Jan 26, 2009, 12:52:00 PM  

This is what Kurt pictures God would look like with a Milk Mustachio.

Ethanator1088 said...
Jan 26, 2009, 12:55:00 PM  

See, God has given me this glass of, what is it? Milk? Jesus gave me this cookie. THANK YOU JEEEEEESUSSSSS!!!

I borrowed Steve Garvey's forearms for this photoshoot, I'd like to thank him too. It's funny, did you know God looks just like Steve Garvey, and Jesus, you'd swear it was Ron Cey standing there.

hollywood wags said...
Jan 26, 2009, 1:02:00 PM  

Body by Milk
Hair by Supercuts

BF said...
Jan 26, 2009, 1:04:00 PM  

He must have grown 5 inches just from that glass of milk. His pant legs start at his shins.

Ethanator1088 said...
Jan 26, 2009, 1:08:00 PM  

Warner: "These Milk guys thought of everything. They even got Methuselah to do the photo shoot."

Jan 26, 2009, 1:15:00 PM  

Brenda Warner appears in the first, "Wives of the NFL Milk Mustache" campaign.

Jan 26, 2009, 1:24:00 PM  

Kurt Warner, quarterback for the red team!

Rex Banner said...
Jan 26, 2009, 1:29:00 PM  

Thanks for the Anagram plug. Awful Announcing is the best.

*Wipes sh^t from mouth, from excessive kiss-assing*

GM-Carson said...
Jan 26, 2009, 1:34:00 PM  

Experts believe that the "Robin Williams Arm Hair By Milk" campaign will likely fail.

GMoney said...
Jan 26, 2009, 1:36:00 PM  

There was me, that is Kurt, and my three droogs, that is Larry, Anquan, and Edgerrin, and we sat in the Tampa Bay Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Tampa Bay milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence

Rex Banner said...
Jan 26, 2009, 1:38:00 PM  

You know, not long ago I used to bag this stuff for a living just like Matt Leinart does now.

Jesse said...
Jan 26, 2009, 1:58:00 PM  

"Can we hurry up, I am going to jump in the hot tub with Matt Leinhart."

49er16 said...
Jan 26, 2009, 2:09:00 PM  


Joe Amato said...
Jan 26, 2009, 2:25:00 PM  

I left a similar mustache on Eli when I was with the Giants.

Anonymous said...
Jan 26, 2009, 2:26:00 PM  

Director: Hey Kurt, when I put my finger on my head like this, think of Brenda!

JFein said...
Jan 26, 2009, 2:28:00 PM  

Everyone in the gay community was suprised when they heard that Kurt Warner was a fan of Milk, until this picture quickly dashed their hopes

Sam said...
Jan 26, 2009, 2:52:00 PM  

Body by Milk.

Studio by the storage room at Applebee's.

Josh said...
Jan 26, 2009, 3:03:00 PM  

If Mike Martz were here, I'd throw this at him.

hollywood wags said...
Jan 26, 2009, 3:17:00 PM  

Due to time constraints, Kurt Warner's milk commercial had to be filmed on a makeshift set in Edgerrin James' indoor weed garden.

Wade Robertson said...
Jan 26, 2009, 3:40:00 PM  

Warner settles for milk after teammate Anquan Boldin is chosen for the latest Body by Hennessey campaign.

Zack said...
Jan 26, 2009, 4:56:00 PM  

Oh my GOD. Don't tell Brenda! She's gonna be so upset if she finds out this isn't skim milk.

Sal said...
Jan 26, 2009, 5:13:00 PM  

What? I thought this was Ensure!

Mal said...
Jan 26, 2009, 5:29:00 PM  

"Seriously, I thought that was a cow, not a bull."

Fairplay said...
Jan 26, 2009, 6:49:00 PM  

Warner: Well, first and foremost, I'd like to thank Jesus Christ for this milk. Without him, the dairy farmer in Wisconsin could not have squeezed the utters of his cow to deliver this creamy-goodness into my glass.

Dan W said...
Jan 26, 2009, 6:59:00 PM  

"WWJD, What Would Jesus Drink?"

randall said...
Jan 26, 2009, 11:44:00 PM  

MMMMMMMMM Stem-Sell free milk. It's what Jesus would drink as he's not healing people with MS

sentanta said...
Jan 27, 2009, 7:07:00 AM  

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