Brenda Warner poses for her "Body by Milk" ad, as her husband Kurt (not pictured) looks on.

Don't they know I'm lactose intolerant.

This is what Kurt pictures God would look like with a Milk Mustachio.

See, God has given me this glass of, what is it? Milk? Jesus gave me this cookie. THANK YOU JEEEEEESUSSSSS!!!

I borrowed Steve Garvey's forearms for this photoshoot, I'd like to thank him too. It's funny, did you know God looks just like Steve Garvey, and Jesus, you'd swear it was Ron Cey standing there.

Body by Milk
Hair by Supercuts

He must have grown 5 inches just from that glass of milk. His pant legs start at his shins.

Warner: "These Milk guys thought of everything. They even got Methuselah to do the photo shoot."

Brenda Warner appears in the first, "Wives of the NFL Milk Mustache" campaign.

Kurt Warner, quarterback for the red team!

Thanks for the Anagram plug. Awful Announcing is the best.

*Wipes sh^t from mouth, from excessive kiss-assing*

Experts believe that the "Robin Williams Arm Hair By Milk" campaign will likely fail.

There was me, that is Kurt, and my three droogs, that is Larry, Anquan, and Edgerrin, and we sat in the Tampa Bay Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Tampa Bay milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence

You know, not long ago I used to bag this stuff for a living just like Matt Leinart does now.

"Can we hurry up, I am going to jump in the hot tub with Matt Leinhart."

I left a similar mustache on Eli when I was with the Giants.

Director: Hey Kurt, when I put my finger on my head like this, think of Brenda!

Everyone in the gay community was suprised when they heard that Kurt Warner was a fan of Milk, until this picture quickly dashed their hopes

Body by Milk.

Studio by the storage room at Applebee's.

If Mike Martz were here, I'd throw this at him.

Due to time constraints, Kurt Warner's milk commercial had to be filmed on a makeshift set in Edgerrin James' indoor weed garden.

Warner settles for milk after teammate Anquan Boldin is chosen for the latest Body by Hennessey campaign.

Oh my GOD. Don't tell Brenda! She's gonna be so upset if she finds out this isn't skim milk.

What? I thought this was Ensure!

"Seriously, I thought that was a cow, not a bull."

Warner: Well, first and foremost, I'd like to thank Jesus Christ for this milk. Without him, the dairy farmer in Wisconsin could not have squeezed the utters of his cow to deliver this creamy-goodness into my glass.

"WWJD, What Would Jesus Drink?"

MMMMMMMMM Stem-Sell free milk. It's what Jesus would drink as he's not healing people with MS