Create The Caption #344

Thursday, January 29, 2009

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....


"No - I'm not doing anything this week - why do you ask?"- Nuk

"Maria: "How do you feel about Frankie getting jealous over you having a new bro?"
Matt: "What are you talking about?"
Maria: "Wait, aren't you Brody Jenner?""- A Boy Named Art

"Do you know if I can hear the commercials in my helmet speakers during the Super Bowl?"- Mal

"Sunday, Sunday...nope, I've got NOTHING going on. You like beer bongs?"- Nick
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Pittsburgh Steelers kicker Jeff Reed walking to the team's practice facility on the campus of USF?


Daily Links:

NBC Analyst Pyramid! (Sports Hernia)
The Pro Bowl Could Be Blacked Out In Hawaii (The Olympian)
On The DL's Super Bowl Call In Show! (On The DL)
A Quick Interview With AJD Of DSpin (RCS)
A New Game: What Did Gary Payton Just Say? (Didn't Draw Iron)
It Might Be Time For A Change In College Park (Rush The Court)
Welcome To DC, Rob Dibble! (Washington Times)
A Look At The 9ers New OC (Niners Nation)
The Top Ten SB Commercials Of All Time (MSNBC)
It's A Jazz Dance Off! (Ball Don't Lie)
Iggy Owns Yao (NESW)

Posted by Awful Announcing at 12:31 PM

46 Comments:

Hi, I'm Guy Fieri and on this episode of Diner's, Drive-in's and Dive's we'll be going to this diner with some killer hash.

Jeff said...
Jan 29, 2009, 12:41:00 PM  

Guy in the Background: "Sweet, they hired that chef from the TGI Friday's commercials to make our pregame lunch!"

David said...
Jan 29, 2009, 12:41:00 PM  

Why does Goku have a goatee?

Brave Sir Robin said...
Jan 29, 2009, 12:51:00 PM  

Sorry I'm late guys, me and Leinart were checking out the beer bong at the Beta House and... whoaaaaa!

dwhit said...
Jan 29, 2009, 12:52:00 PM  

Man these 18 year old freshman girls are going to get wet just seeing my Dragonball Z hair.

foos said...
Jan 29, 2009, 12:53:00 PM  

Alright! Who wants a mustache ride?!?!?!

foos said...
Jan 29, 2009, 12:53:00 PM  

goku sayan in the flesh...
*hoes from the pictures from the other day not included*

Sal said...
Jan 29, 2009, 1:03:00 PM  

Don't look into his eyes or you will be turned to stone.

49er16 said...
Jan 29, 2009, 1:04:00 PM  

Unfortunately, this is the best haircut you can get on a kicker's salary...

Rex Banner said...
Jan 29, 2009, 1:07:00 PM  

Kevin Greene proudly displays the Oompa Loompa costume he bought for Halloween.

Wade Robertson said...
Jan 29, 2009, 1:12:00 PM  

Under Armor makes a snuggie? Who knew?

Wade Robertson said...
Jan 29, 2009, 1:13:00 PM  

See - kickers are cool! Really Cool! My mom said so!

Nuk said...
Jan 29, 2009, 1:14:00 PM  

I can't believe the guy behind me is wearing yellow crocs, someone really needs to update their style.

Denver said...
Jan 29, 2009, 1:18:00 PM  

ET obtained this exclusive photo from the upcoming movie "White Men Can't Jump 2," starring Jeff Reed & Larry the Cable Guy, shot right outside the Steelers' team hotel.

Jan 29, 2009, 1:23:00 PM  

Look, everybody, it's Scotty 2 Hotty!

GMoney said...
Jan 29, 2009, 1:25:00 PM  

"Yeah, I let other guys wear the yellow sneaks when I'm out chasin poon"

iwatchthenba said...
Jan 29, 2009, 1:36:00 PM  

You think if I try to make myself look cool, Troy and Willie will stop flushing my face in the toilet?

Jan 29, 2009, 1:53:00 PM  

Dog the Bounty Hunter wasn't close to his teammates, but they respected what he could do on the field.

Josh said...
Jan 29, 2009, 1:59:00 PM  

Wait a second, is that a strip club!?!?! HA HA HA!

hollywood wags said...
Jan 29, 2009, 2:03:00 PM  

beetlejuice, beetlejuice, BEETLEJUICE!

Sal said...
Jan 29, 2009, 2:10:00 PM  

Yeah, that's how we're living and you know.... can't touch this.

JP said...
Jan 29, 2009, 2:39:00 PM  

Aww, isn't that cute. That kicker is trying to look like a football player!

Nick said...
Jan 29, 2009, 2:43:00 PM  

Steelers kicker Jeff Reed demonstrates what psychologists have come to call the Gramatic complex. When kickers come to realize how much smaller and less significant they are when compared to their teammates, there is a natural tendency to exhibit unheard of levels of douchebaggery as compensation.

Gorgonzola said...
Jan 29, 2009, 3:08:00 PM  

Guy behind: "Excuse me, sir, you have to sign in"

Reed: "Not now, Chief. I'm in the f*ckin' zone."

Chubs said...
Jan 29, 2009, 3:10:00 PM  

Guy behind: Wait, aren't you Kevin Millar?

Jayankee1 said...
Jan 29, 2009, 4:28:00 PM  

Alright, alright, alright. Let's party.

Ed James said...
Jan 29, 2009, 4:58:00 PM  

Super Bowl my a$$. I'm excited about going to Hawaii next week for a Dog the Bounty Hunter look-alike contest.

MMayes said...
Jan 29, 2009, 4:59:00 PM  

Someone ordered a douchebag?

frickinidiot said...
Jan 29, 2009, 6:21:00 PM  

Why does everyone tell me they loved me in Van Halen?

funkdoctor29 said...
Jan 29, 2009, 6:46:00 PM  

Jeff Reed and two other guys roam the streets of Tampa looking for White Castle after a "blazin" good time with Randy Moss, Ricky Williams, Calvin Johnson, and Gaines Adams (pictured in background)

Fairplay said...
Jan 29, 2009, 7:03:00 PM  

Whoa. Static electricity, dude.

Mal said...
Jan 29, 2009, 7:06:00 PM  

I can't believe I passed out with my shoes on again! Biggest game of the year and I look like an idiot.

Ben Weldon said...
Jan 29, 2009, 9:03:00 PM  

AND I'M FEELING KINDA SUNDAY. SUNDAYYY

bk said...
Jan 29, 2009, 9:11:00 PM  

Camera's caught Jeff Reed just before he prepares to body slam the bones of Andre The Giant!

randall said...
Jan 29, 2009, 9:43:00 PM  

Ok. Who wants to see my dick?

Glenn Paul said...
Jan 29, 2009, 9:53:00 PM  

Peyton was right. The weather here is SWEET.

Adam said...
Jan 29, 2009, 11:36:00 PM  

Sweet! TGI Friday's!

Steven said...
Jan 30, 2009, 12:13:00 AM  

Sporting a new skirt and freshly dyed hair, Brenda Warner makes her first appearance at the Super Bowl.

Jan 30, 2009, 12:40:00 AM  

PROTECT THIS SIDEWALK

jimwtaylor said...
Jan 30, 2009, 12:47:00 AM  

I like guys with a little bit of fat. A little bit of hair... that like to watch a lot of football. I know sometimes he goes to the striptease... but it's ok. He can do whatever he wants.

Jan 30, 2009, 12:58:00 AM  
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JFein said...
Jan 30, 2009, 1:12:00 AM  
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JFein said...
Jan 30, 2009, 1:13:00 AM  

If the rumors are true and Superman does in fact wear Ed Reed underwear, then there can be no doubt that the Powderpuff Girls wear Jeff Reed underwear.

JFein said...
Jan 30, 2009, 1:13:00 AM  

Wow take Undertaker off the roids and take the tats off and you have Jeff Reed...... NFL KICKER

Big Anthony said...
Jan 30, 2009, 3:46:00 AM  

I'm chef dude Guy Fieri, now where the hell is the nearest TGI Fridays?

Ryan said...
Jan 30, 2009, 6:35:00 AM  

"Ha" Jeff thought smugly to himself, "That pansy behind me is wearing yellow crocs. What a loser!"

Biggdawgg said...
Jan 30, 2009, 1:46:00 PM  

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