Create The Caption #340

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....

"T.O. has $29 million reasons to wear this mask."- View From The Cheap Seats

"T.O. shows the crowd things he CAN catch."- Mitch

"There are five big boobs in this picture. Can you find all five?"- Scott

"Jumped the shark is an American slang term used to denote the moment when the subject's existence became a joke. ie: 'Terrell Owens career jumped the shark when he was photographed with a pair of fake boobs and a fake blonde while wearing a ridiculous mask at a party hosted by a deodarant company.'"- David

Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Mike Krzyzewski talking with Blue Devils' player, Brian Zoubek?

Daily Links:

Clinton Portis' Pockets Still Straight (Mister Irrelevant)
McNabb Vandals Caught (With Leather)
Figure Skater Wants To Be A Model (Rand Ball)
A Look At Dickie V's Dukeness (Rush The Court)
Terrible Towel At The Inauguration (Mondesi's House)
Dodgers Spring Training Games Are Expensive (The Big Picture)
More Radio Firings (Sports By Brooks)
...And More (Radio Insight)
...And More (Sun Times)
...And...Oh You Get The Point (Free Press)

Posted by Awful Announcing at 12:32 PM


Come on, Rocky! You gotta get back in there and fight!

Adam said...
Jan 21, 2009, 12:46:00 PM  

Your career is starting to look very much like Laettner's.

Adam said...
Jan 21, 2009, 12:47:00 PM  

Ok here's the plan. With one second to go, you're going to create a screen so I can dash off the court and not look as sore as Belichick

Adam said...
Jan 21, 2009, 12:48:00 PM  

Ok here it is: three hot dogs, two nachos and five beers. And if you can make it back by halftime, I may not make you put the mascot suit on tonight.

Adam said...
Jan 21, 2009, 12:50:00 PM  

Are you talking about my five, five dollar, five dollar footlong or are you just happy to see me?

Matt M. said...
Jan 21, 2009, 12:50:00 PM  

Listen, son, I coached Lebron James in China. I knew him, saw him score. You, sir, are no Lebron James.

Chris said...
Jan 21, 2009, 12:51:00 PM  

Coach K: "I am sorry, Brian, my hands are a little cold...but I just need you to turn your head and cough. And then we'll see what's wrong with your little blue devils."

Jan 21, 2009, 12:51:00 PM  

Son, have you ever considered a future in lacrosse?

Adam said...
Jan 21, 2009, 12:51:00 PM  

Zoubek: "Go ahead, you can feel him kicking!"
Krznfv7as64ambjg: "J.J. is going to be such a good father...."

rb112 said...
Jan 21, 2009, 12:52:00 PM  

Is Mike Krzyzewski gonna have to choke a bitch?

Ted said...
Jan 21, 2009, 12:56:00 PM  

I can explain, Coach: I was in the pool.

BF said...
Jan 21, 2009, 12:57:00 PM  

Remember what I told you, when life throws you a curve, fake a back injury and abandon your team to preserve your legacy.

Wade Robertson said...
Jan 21, 2009, 1:07:00 PM  

You aren't pregnant? Then grab a f*$%ing rebound!

Corbin said...
Jan 21, 2009, 1:11:00 PM  

I think you are one whale of an individual human bring, but I told you not to vote for the black guy, you did anyway.

I am disowning you, and stop boinking my wife while you're at it, yeah, I know.

hollywood wags said...
Jan 21, 2009, 1:13:00 PM  

I only have one assignment for you: keep Vitale away from me.

Adam said...
Jan 21, 2009, 1:17:00 PM  

"Love handles don't win national championships, Brian."

Josh said...
Jan 21, 2009, 1:18:00 PM  

What has Wojo been teaching you??? OK, last time.....It's dribble, pivot, shoot.....not pivot, dribble, shoot!!!

shadow said...
Jan 21, 2009, 1:24:00 PM  

Speed it up, Zoubek. I've got to get back down to Hell in 5 minutes.

GMoney said...
Jan 21, 2009, 1:26:00 PM  

"See how much I'm touching you? That's how much contact it takes to get a charging foul in here."

Cason said...
Jan 21, 2009, 1:29:00 PM  

K:'re exactly as big as I let you be and no bigger and don't forget it - ever!

Zoubek: That's right, Coach. You're the bigshot around here, and I'm just some schnook that likes to get slapped around.

shadow said...
Jan 21, 2009, 1:43:00 PM  

Coach...COACH! I'm up here, stop looking at my breasts.

Jan 21, 2009, 1:50:00 PM  

Hairplugs look to be working, boss!

James said...
Jan 21, 2009, 1:54:00 PM  

Coach, I'm sorry. He just got away from...say, am I imagining things, or do you have two left feet?

Adam said...
Jan 21, 2009, 2:02:00 PM  
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Adam said...
Jan 21, 2009, 2:03:00 PM  

What do you mean by "pull a Barkley", Coach?

Adam said...
Jan 21, 2009, 2:03:00 PM  

I don't know, Brian. THIS is the move that allows you to block a shot on the Wii, that's all I know.

Adam said...
Jan 21, 2009, 2:05:00 PM  

Kiss cam!

Adam said...
Jan 21, 2009, 2:06:00 PM  

So your date to the dance is about my height? Yeah, this is how I would handle it.

Adam said...
Jan 21, 2009, 2:07:00 PM  

No coach, it's my shoulder that hurts...... umm coach?

Rex Banner said...
Jan 21, 2009, 2:09:00 PM  

So son, do you like my credit card commercials?

49er16 said...
Jan 21, 2009, 2:12:00 PM  

Dangit Z you should already be starting our patented "Duke Flop" BEFORE my hands get this close. GEZZ did we teach you NOTHING in practice??!!!!

Brian Shannon said...
Jan 21, 2009, 2:27:00 PM  

You look a little thin my boy.

panderson1988 said...
Jan 21, 2009, 4:07:00 PM  

We'll see if we can get you some bigger shorts.

Dusto Magnifico said...
Jan 21, 2009, 4:34:00 PM  

Coach K: "Trim those nose hairs. It looks like a spider crawling out of a sink drain."

Jan 21, 2009, 4:55:00 PM  

Coach K: C'mon Brian, you're a senior. You know that you should use the bathroom before we leave locker room.

Sports Feet said...
Jan 21, 2009, 5:04:00 PM  

Good touch.
Bad touch.
Learn the difference.

Dignan said...
Jan 21, 2009, 5:39:00 PM  

Brian Z "If you're calling plays like that, I'd rather have Coach J"

Tim said...
Jan 21, 2009, 6:10:00 PM  

Dickie V and Jay Bilas touched you where?

SSReporters said...
Jan 21, 2009, 6:58:00 PM  

Coach K: I'm sorry you didn't get to look at the 750 pictures of Erin Andrews.

If you get us to the #1 rank, I'll see what I can do.

Ben Chew AKA BC said...
Jan 21, 2009, 7:08:00 PM  

Coach: hey brian does it look like my viagra's kicking in?
brian:yeah coach its working fine
coach:are ya sure? cause dick vitale said it wasnt
brian:then dick doesnt know anything about viagra

The J said...
Jan 21, 2009, 9:15:00 PM  

No, this isn't gonna hurt, you won't feel a thing. In fact, you might enjoy it.

...listen, Laettner and Redick never said a word.

N--k G-----n said...
Jan 21, 2009, 9:52:00 PM  

Coach K: You must have done *something* wrong. You probably screwed up the order. Did you close with the swirl?

Zoubek: Supposed to close with the swirl?

Coach K: Oh my god. Yes, you close with the swirl. There's a progression there. I told you to write it down.

Zoubek: Yeah, yeah, should've written it down.

JScramble said...
Jan 21, 2009, 10:59:00 PM  

I told you to leave those baggy ass shorts in the locker room and go back to what we wore when Christian was here.

Herb said...
Jan 21, 2009, 11:04:00 PM  

Listen son, you're very white, and you've got that going for you, but you're not enough of a douchebag. Laettner, Redick, Paulus, Singler...yeah. You can be the next great white douchebag to play for Duke. I believe in you.

Sal said...
Jan 22, 2009, 12:10:00 AM  

Ah, coach. Coach, I'm up here.
(quit starting at my male booblies)

hoophead said...
Jan 22, 2009, 12:52:00 AM  

That's odd. Usually when I make this gesture at someone my fingers shoot blue lightning at them. Anyway, you have failed me for the last time, Brian!

lordabacus said...
Jan 22, 2009, 12:42:00 PM  

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