Create The Caption #340
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Yesterday's Winners....
"T.O. has $29 million reasons to wear this mask."- View From The Cheap Seats
"T.O. shows the crowd things he CAN catch."- Mitch
"There are five big boobs in this picture. Can you find all five?"- Scott
"Jumped the shark is an American slang term used to denote the moment when the subject's existence became a joke. ie: 'Terrell Owens career jumped the shark when he was photographed with a pair of fake boobs and a fake blonde while wearing a ridiculous mask at a party hosted by a deodarant company.'"- David
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Mike Krzyzewski talking with Blue Devils' player, Brian Zoubek?
Daily Links:
Clinton Portis' Pockets Still Straight (Mister Irrelevant)
McNabb Vandals Caught (With Leather)
Figure Skater Wants To Be A Model (Rand Ball)
A Look At Dickie V's Dukeness (Rush The Court)
Terrible Towel At The Inauguration (Mondesi's House)
Dodgers Spring Training Games Are Expensive (The Big Picture)
More Radio Firings (Sports By Brooks)
...And More (Radio Insight)
...And More (Sun Times)
...And...Oh You Get The Point (Free Press)
46 Comments:
Your career is starting to look very much like Laettner's.
Ok here's the plan. With one second to go, you're going to create a screen so I can dash off the court and not look as sore as Belichick
Ok here it is: three hot dogs, two nachos and five beers. And if you can make it back by halftime, I may not make you put the mascot suit on tonight.
Are you talking about my five, five dollar, five dollar footlong or are you just happy to see me?
Listen, son, I coached Lebron James in China. I knew him, saw him score. You, sir, are no Lebron James.
Coach K: "I am sorry, Brian, my hands are a little cold...but I just need you to turn your head and cough. And then we'll see what's wrong with your little blue devils."
Son, have you ever considered a future in lacrosse?
Zoubek: "Go ahead, you can feel him kicking!"
Krznfv7as64ambjg: "J.J. is going to be such a good father...."
Is Mike Krzyzewski gonna have to choke a bitch?
I can explain, Coach: I was in the pool.
Remember what I told you, when life throws you a curve, fake a back injury and abandon your team to preserve your legacy.
You aren't pregnant? Then grab a f*$%ing rebound!
I think you are one whale of an individual human bring, but I told you not to vote for the black guy, you did anyway.
I am disowning you, and stop boinking my wife while you're at it, yeah, I know.
I only have one assignment for you: keep Vitale away from me.
"Love handles don't win national championships, Brian."
What has Wojo been teaching you??? OK, last time.....It's dribble, pivot, shoot.....not pivot, dribble, shoot!!!
Speed it up, Zoubek. I've got to get back down to Hell in 5 minutes.
"See how much I'm touching you? That's how much contact it takes to get a charging foul in here."
K: Zoubek...you're exactly as big as I let you be and no bigger and don't forget it - ever!
Zoubek: That's right, Coach. You're the bigshot around here, and I'm just some schnook that likes to get slapped around.
Coach...COACH! I'm up here, stop looking at my breasts.
Hairplugs look to be working, boss!
Coach, I'm sorry. He just got away from...say, am I imagining things, or do you have two left feet?
What do you mean by "pull a Barkley", Coach?
I don't know, Brian. THIS is the move that allows you to block a shot on the Wii, that's all I know.
Kiss cam!
So your date to the dance is about my height? Yeah, this is how I would handle it.
No coach, it's my shoulder that hurts...... umm coach?
So son, do you like my credit card commercials?
Dangit Z you should already be starting our patented "Duke Flop" BEFORE my hands get this close. GEZZ did we teach you NOTHING in practice??!!!!
You look a little thin my boy.
We'll see if we can get you some bigger shorts.
Coach K: "Trim those nose hairs. It looks like a spider crawling out of a sink drain."
Coach K: C'mon Brian, you're a senior. You know that you should use the bathroom before we leave locker room.
Good touch.
Bad touch.
Learn the difference.
Brian Z "If you're calling plays like that, I'd rather have Coach J"
Dickie V and Jay Bilas touched you where?
Coach K: I'm sorry you didn't get to look at the 750 pictures of Erin Andrews.
If you get us to the #1 rank, I'll see what I can do.
Coach: hey brian does it look like my viagra's kicking in?
brian:yeah coach its working fine
coach:are ya sure? cause dick vitale said it wasnt
brian:then dick doesnt know anything about viagra
No, this isn't gonna hurt, you won't feel a thing. In fact, you might enjoy it.
...listen, Laettner and Redick never said a word.
Coach K: You must have done *something* wrong. You probably screwed up the order. Did you close with the swirl?
Zoubek: Supposed to close with the swirl?
Coach K: Oh my god. Yes, you close with the swirl. There's a progression there. I told you to write it down.
Zoubek: Yeah, yeah, should've written it down.
I told you to leave those baggy ass shorts in the locker room and go back to what we wore when Christian was here.
Listen son, you're very white, and you've got that going for you, but you're not enough of a douchebag. Laettner, Redick, Paulus, Singler...yeah. You can be the next great white douchebag to play for Duke. I believe in you.
Ah, coach. Coach, I'm up here.
(quit starting at my male booblies)
That's odd. Usually when I make this gesture at someone my fingers shoot blue lightning at them. Anyway, you have failed me for the last time, Brian!
Come on, Rocky! You gotta get back in there and fight!