Create The Caption #339
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Last Friday's Winners....
"Seriously? We are hosting the NFC Championship game? That is pretty funny."- Swany11
"So Brenda what is for dinner."- 49er16
"Man, if we don't get Rod Tidwell back for next week's game, we're screwed."- Adam
"Hey Kurt, check out the blazer I just purchased on EBay. It belonged to some old guy out East who works security for the courts. And check it out, Plaxico Burress signed the collar."- Wade
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Terrell Owens wearing a mask at the AXE Fix party on Saturday night for the Sundance Film Festival?
Daily Links:
More On The Above Photo (With Leather)
Madden To Leave Broadcasting When Michaels Does (Fanhouse)
"Celebrities Are Now Pledging Their Servitude To Obama (Will Wilkinson)
Breaking The Video Game Color Barrier (TSB)
Look At It, Dave! (Fack Youk)
Star Wars, Sports And You! (Galactic Binder)
Roger Meet Anvil, Anvil....Roger (Red Sox Monster)
Going Burlesque At The Aussie Open (Lion In Oil)
You Do Not Mess With Oakland, Cubbies (Luol's Dong)
The White Sox Have A Fan In The White House! (Rumors and Rants)
Can Obama Change Sports? (The Big Picture)
28 Comments:
Romo was my quarterback, these are my barebacks
Terrell Owens hopes Chris Carter won't recognize him at the Axe Fit party...
When you are caught crying on national television, these become the hottest chicks you can get.
I take back everything I said about Jeff Garcia....
Pictured here is Clinton Portis in his newest costume, "Mr T.O., No Homo"
T.O. has $29 million reasons to wear this mask.
T.O. shows the crowd things he CAN catch
These are the kind of women you get when you hang out with Matt Ufford.
TO: chicks dig dudes with money.
Romo: Well, not all chicks.
TO: Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
Romo: Good point
Fake boob, fake boob, big boob, fake boob, fake boob.
Hey-da-bee, Fat Albert-a-bee.
Pictured: Brunette chick from the B-52's, Foghorn Leghorn, Lisa-Marie Presley.
At this point in my life, If I were Terrell Owens, I'd probably wear a mask too....
And we wonder why Tony Romo has bad practice habits and the Cowboys team plane never leaves on time.
T.O., to the girl looking away: "Hey, baby. Just because our locker room was dysfunctional doesn't mean I am in the sack."
Owens: "I'm afraid of how much pussy, and how much money I'm going to get, and it's going to lead to a lot of problems. That really bothers me a lot. It sounds funny, but it's really detrimental to me."
There are five big boobs in this picture. Can you find all five?
"Jumped the shark is an American slang term used to denote the moment when the subject's existence became a joke. ie: 'Terrell Owens career jumped the shark when he was photographed with a pair of fake boobs and a fake blonde while wearing a ridiculous mask at a party hosted by a deodarant company.'"
One of these things is not like the others; oh tell me which one of these just doesn't belong?
If it looks like an orange peacock and smells like an orange peacock, it must be an orange peacock (minus the orange and the pea).
"I'm crazy mask and scarf man. I wear my crazy mask and a scarf. Give me some candy."
...even if it wears a mask, by golly it's a rat
Owens:
"How about THESE apples Witten!"
whatever - they said if I put this mask on now... I can smother my face in something else later...T.O. gon' DIIIIIVE for it...
The cast of Priscilla: Queen of the Desert 2 is revealed.
"Whitten and Romo will never reconize me."