Create The Caption #345

Friday, January 30, 2009

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....

"Guy in the Background: "Sweet, they hired that chef from the TGI Friday's commercials to make our pregame lunch!""- David

"Sporting a new skirt and freshly dyed hair, Brenda Warner makes her first appearance at the Super Bowl."- VFTCS

"Sorry I'm late guys, me and Leinart were checking out the beer bong at the Beta House and... whoaaaaa!"- dwhit

"Steelers kicker Jeff Reed demonstrates what psychologists have come to call the Gramatic complex. When kickers come to realize how much smaller and less significant they are when compared to their teammates, there is a natural tendency to exhibit unheard of levels of douchebaggery as compensation."- Gorgonzola

Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Steve Young chatting with Tampa Mayor, Pam Iorio, during an event yesterday?

Your Super Bowl Links:

A Super Bowl Preview From Offsides (Offsides TV)
Captain Morgan's Is Offering A $10K Donation For Each Player Who "Poses" During The Game (Baltimore Sun)
The People Vs. Kurt Warner (Five Tool Tool)
A Super Bowl Cheat Sheet For Moms (Mom Logic)
Some Pittsburgh Fight Songs (Rizzo Sports)
T.O.'s Future In Big D Is Looking Bleaker (Dallas Cowboys Examiner)
There Are Zero Cards Fans In Tampa (Pittsburgh Live)
Ten Questions With Tony Kornheiser (RCS)
Swann's Catch, Best Super Bowl Play Of All Time (
Edge Has A New Ride (Fan Nation)
Obama Picks The Steelers (AZ Central)

FYI- The AA "Super Bowl Viewing Guide" will be up this afternoon, so make sure you don't skate on me too early today!)

Posted by Awful Announcing at 12:30 PM


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Jan 30, 2009, 12:46:00 PM  

So over there is the rice of patches, right?

SSReporters said...
Jan 30, 2009, 12:47:00 PM  

Young: "You can even see Berman's combover blowing in the breeze all the way over here."

Jan 30, 2009, 12:48:00 PM  

Young "... And THAT was the strip club where I got my first zj."

Mayor "Whats a zj?"

Young "If you have to ask, you cant handle it."

Mingo said...
Jan 30, 2009, 1:01:00 PM  

Yeah, I'm pretty sure the cup came from that direction.

Adam said...
Jan 30, 2009, 1:02:00 PM  

Is that a V I spy?

Adam said...
Jan 30, 2009, 1:03:00 PM  

And that's Jeff Reed...or is it Brenda Warner?

Adam said...
Jan 30, 2009, 1:04:00 PM  

Hee hee. That Jared, man. He cracks me up.

Adam said...
Jan 30, 2009, 1:08:00 PM  

Despite his best efforts, Steve Young often has difficulty keeping eye contact when Jim Plunkett dresses in drag.

Wade Robertson said...
Jan 30, 2009, 1:09:00 PM  

... and thats where I suffered my 13th concussion.

Anonymous said...
Jan 30, 2009, 1:10:00 PM  

"I don't like him, he drinks alchohol."

49er16 said...
Jan 30, 2009, 1:14:00 PM  

I want all you hose-bags down here in Tampa to know that when Pam and I step into the ring tonight to defend our tag team titles you'll have a whole new appreciation for the "camel clutch"

Vince said...
Jan 30, 2009, 1:14:00 PM  

Vince: "That would be the man you need to talk to, Ms. Future Senator. Yes, his name is Rod Blagojevich."

yawetag said...
Jan 30, 2009, 1:35:00 PM  

Mormon Uncle Sam wants YOU!

GMoney said...
Jan 30, 2009, 1:38:00 PM  

I want that guy dead!

Jeff said...
Jan 30, 2009, 1:43:00 PM  

Holy shit, is that John Candy?

Corbin said...
Jan 30, 2009, 1:50:00 PM  

"You know, I had the whole Jesus thing, monkey on my back thing, Warner is such a rip off artist. Come up with your own shtick you George Michael wannabe!"

Biggdawgg said...
Jan 30, 2009, 1:50:00 PM  

Matt Leinart in 20 years

Nuk said...
Jan 30, 2009, 2:01:00 PM  

OK Pam, you're running a deep post. Break right at the last second the ball will be waiting for you.

Josh said...
Jan 30, 2009, 2:07:00 PM  

The guy who plays Danny Taylor on Without a Trace tells Billie Jean King that he could throw a football over that mountain.

Chris said...
Jan 30, 2009, 2:16:00 PM  

"...yeah, the fourth wife is sitting over there. The guy from Big Love has it all wrong. You've got to keep them separated. You know, like Ronnie Lott and his pinkie."

Mikvogel said...
Jan 30, 2009, 2:27:00 PM  

Young: See, right over there, that's Big Ben!
Iorio: What are you talking about? We're not in London!
Young: No, Big Ben Roethlisberger, the quarterback of the Pittsburgh Steelers.
Iorio: There's a quarter on the back of a thief in London?!?

JFein said...
Jan 30, 2009, 2:49:00 PM  

Steve: You see Aaron Rodgers over there?

Pam: Yes

Steve: He has the monkey that used to be on my back.

sweetbob said...
Jan 30, 2009, 3:02:00 PM  

Young: "And with the first pick of the Second Round, we want that guy over there in the short shorts and sequined tank top."

mtjaws said...
Jan 30, 2009, 3:10:00 PM  

See that over there? That's Rick James, BITCH!!!

swany11 said...
Jan 30, 2009, 3:33:00 PM  

SY: How bout that one?
MPI: He is hung like a horse, but in his case it is about the motion in the ocean and not the size of the vessel.

Sal said...
Jan 30, 2009, 4:04:00 PM  

"You know something, Billie Jean? I wouldn't have punked out like that crone Bobby Riggs. I would have taken your weak-ass shit and parked it WAY OVER THERE!"

"That's nice Steve, but my name is Pam and I'm the mayor of Tampa"

"You don't fool me, lesbian demon. I voted against Prop 8, hellion...why won't you leave me alone!!!"

The Humanist said...
Jan 30, 2009, 4:33:00 PM  

Do you wanna have a threesome with my wife and I; she is right there.

Ben Weldon said...
Jan 30, 2009, 5:11:00 PM  

How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?

General Malaise said...
Jan 30, 2009, 5:18:00 PM  

Steve: You remember the woman on the horse? She wanted my spot.

Pam: To park her horse?

Steve: No, she wasn't on the horse.

Pam: So, your car caught fire because of my father and the woman on the horse?

Steve: That's right. And him!

Pam: The man with the flowers?

Steve: Yeah, yeah, the flower guy.

Jared said...
Jan 30, 2009, 5:25:00 PM  

I bet you I can throw a football over those mountains.

Jan 30, 2009, 5:27:00 PM  

SY: Hey Tony Iommi from Black Sabbath, if your lookin' to party, that hefty guy over there has a suitcase full of "deux deux deuxs."

Birdman said...
Jan 30, 2009, 5:50:00 PM  

Banged her, her, her, him, her...

Nick said...
Jan 30, 2009, 6:20:00 PM  

Listen lady, I don't who you are, but your seat is probably over there with all the other scum. That seat is for Mr. Mayor!

Nick said...
Jan 30, 2009, 6:28:00 PM  

Oh, well, my religious beliefs forbid me from conversing with tranny weirdos so I'm just gonna move over there.

Nick said...
Jan 30, 2009, 6:30:00 PM  

I remember when you beat Bobby Riggs right over there.

Anonymous said...
Jan 30, 2009, 7:57:00 PM  

There's a strip club right there! This city is great!

Scott said...
Jan 30, 2009, 9:24:00 PM  

The line about throwing the football over them mountains has to win...Touche General Malaise.

Scott said...
Jan 30, 2009, 9:25:00 PM  

Honestly, do i actually look like Blago?

JamesCraven said...
Jan 30, 2009, 9:25:00 PM

scott said...
Jan 30, 2009, 9:31:00 PM  

Steve: Look, babe. You'll never get anywhere with this politcs thing if you're not a hottie like Sarah Palin.

Mal said...
Jan 30, 2009, 9:42:00 PM  

And that's where I used to live when I played for the Bucs.

da HOOK said...
Jan 30, 2009, 9:45:00 PM  

"...and then as soon as you get to the flagpole, plant 'n turn, I'll hit you right on the numbers."

Cole said...
Jan 31, 2009, 12:10:00 AM  

"Trips-Right, Z-9, X Fire dog on two on two!"

Pam: Steve? *snaps fingers* Steve! This is NOT Super Bowl XXIX!

Cole said...
Jan 31, 2009, 12:16:00 AM  

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