So over there is the rice of patches, right?

Young: "You can even see Berman's combover blowing in the breeze all the way over here."

Young "... And THAT was the strip club where I got my first zj."

Mayor "Whats a zj?"

Young "If you have to ask, you cant handle it."

Yeah, I'm pretty sure the cup came from that direction.

Is that a V I spy?

And that's Jeff Reed...or is it Brenda Warner?

Hee hee. That Jared, man. He cracks me up.

Despite his best efforts, Steve Young often has difficulty keeping eye contact when Jim Plunkett dresses in drag.

... and thats where I suffered my 13th concussion.

"I don't like him, he drinks alchohol."

I want all you hose-bags down here in Tampa to know that when Pam and I step into the ring tonight to defend our tag team titles you'll have a whole new appreciation for the "camel clutch"

Vince: "That would be the man you need to talk to, Ms. Future Senator. Yes, his name is Rod Blagojevich."

Mormon Uncle Sam wants YOU!

I want that guy dead!

Holy shit, is that John Candy?

"You know, I had the whole Jesus thing, monkey on my back thing, Warner is such a rip off artist. Come up with your own shtick you George Michael wannabe!"

Matt Leinart in 20 years

OK Pam, you're running a deep post. Break right at the last second the ball will be waiting for you.

The guy who plays Danny Taylor on Without a Trace tells Billie Jean King that he could throw a football over that mountain.

"...yeah, the fourth wife is sitting over there. The guy from Big Love has it all wrong. You've got to keep them separated. You know, like Ronnie Lott and his pinkie."

Young: See, right over there, that's Big Ben!
Iorio: What are you talking about? We're not in London!
Young: No, Big Ben Roethlisberger, the quarterback of the Pittsburgh Steelers.
Iorio: There's a quarter on the back of a thief in London?!?

Steve: You see Aaron Rodgers over there?

Pam: Yes

Steve: He has the monkey that used to be on my back.

Young: "And with the first pick of the Second Round, we want that guy over there in the short shorts and sequined tank top."

See that over there? That's Rick James, BITCH!!!

SY: How bout that one?
MPI: He is hung like a horse, but in his case it is about the motion in the ocean and not the size of the vessel.

"You know something, Billie Jean? I wouldn't have punked out like that crone Bobby Riggs. I would have taken your weak-ass shit and parked it WAY OVER THERE!"

"That's nice Steve, but my name is Pam and I'm the mayor of Tampa"

"You don't fool me, lesbian demon. I voted against Prop 8, hellion...why won't you leave me alone!!!"

Do you wanna have a threesome with my wife and I; she is right there.

How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?

Steve: You remember the woman on the horse? She wanted my spot.

Pam: To park her horse?

Steve: No, she wasn't on the horse.

Pam: So, your car caught fire because of my father and the woman on the horse?

Steve: That's right. And him!

Pam: The man with the flowers?

Steve: Yeah, yeah, the flower guy.

I bet you I can throw a football over those mountains.

SY: Hey Tony Iommi from Black Sabbath, if your lookin' to party, that hefty guy over there has a suitcase full of "deux deux deuxs."

Banged her, her, her, him, her...

Listen lady, I don't who you are, but your seat is probably over there with all the other scum. That seat is for Mr. Mayor!

Oh, well, my religious beliefs forbid me from conversing with tranny weirdos so I'm just gonna move over there.

I remember when you beat Bobby Riggs right over there.

There's a strip club right there! This city is great!

The line about throwing the football over them mountains has to win...Touche General Malaise.

Honestly, do i actually look like Blago?

Steve: Look, babe. You'll never get anywhere with this politcs thing if you're not a hottie like Sarah Palin.

And that's where I used to live when I played for the Bucs.

"...and then as soon as you get to the flagpole, plant 'n turn, I'll hit you right on the numbers."

"Trips-Right, Z-9, X Fire dog on two on two!"

Pam: Steve? *snaps fingers* Steve! This is NOT Super Bowl XXIX!