Weekend Caption Contest
Sunday, January 25, 2009
Deadspin points us to D Magazine, which snapped Jerruh at a John Legend after-party. If there's a photo that could possibly do double duty on Hot Chicks With Douchebags and Men Who Look Like Old Lesbians, this might be it.
"Come on back to my place and we'll be striking out for oil all night."
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Jerry: "We can go all night. Give me the green light...after I take two Viagra pills."
Jerry: "Why don'tcha come over and drill for oil if you know what I mean."
You play wide receiver? yeah? here's 30 million. You also can coach? Here's another 3 million? You can play defensive line too? Ok, here's 14 million.
Wanna see what happens when I open another button?
Everyone in this photo has one thing in common: They're all wearing some sort of thong.
Things got a little crazy when these bunny hopefuls realized they were posing with someone named Jones and not Hefner. All except for Tom that is.
Jerry: Which one of you girls stole my medallion and gold chain?
Can't anyone here coach?
The plastic party.