Bidwell: "Seriously? We are hosting the NFC Championship game? That is pretty funny."

Bidwell: So, Kurt, you're a devout Christian, right? So let me ask you this. The fact that we're in the NFC Championship -- wasn't that a sign of the apocalypse in Revelations?

Hey dude I never thought I would say this but you have a worst hair cut then my wife

"So Brenda what is for dinner."

Warner and Bidwell have a laugh as they see Matt Leinart in the stands serving hot dogs.

Bidwell: Saw the picture of God you drew. I actually like to picture my Jesus wearing a tuxedo t-shirt, because it says, like, I'm formal, but I'm here to party...

Kurt Warner laughs with team president Michael Bidwell after becoming the last player on the Cardnial's roster not to intercept Jake Delhomme.

Yo Bids, the uniform being this ugly color is one thing but the jacket too?

Hey Kurt, check out the blazer I just purchased on EBay. It belonged to some old guy out East who works security for the courts. And check it out, Plaxico Burress signed the collar.

Kurt: Ha ha ha...you can't pay me enough to go through this again.

You mean you're not wearing your cup either? That's pretty funny.

Warner: And so the guy answers "Who is Bill Belichick?" and Trebek says "Correct." By that time I'm already on the floor laughing.

HAHAHA, yeah, I mean, even if you HAD spilled ketchup on that blazer, no one could know... that's why it's funny!

Man, if we don't get Rod Tidwell back for next week's game, we're screwed.

Michael Bidwill is first in line to pose with the new Kurt Warner wax statue.

No, seriously Anquan, I can catch 10 M & M's at once. Try me!

Come on, Mike, just call it! Even or odd?

Pictured above: Kurt Warner and his wife, Brenda.

Hey, you've got the US Marshal waiting outside with the car, right?

No Mike, THIS was the face Barkley was making when he got arrested.

And to think, just a few years ago we were both stuck in dead-end jobs. Yeah, I'm talking about the Cardinals too.

Kurt, this is no joke. I'm going to need to see your movie ticket.

Kurt: You hear the one about the team president, the priest, and the little boy?

Mike: Yeah, that one's a doosey!

Hey Mike, can you please tell them to stop offering me the senior citizen discount at the after-party?

"...and Jesus goes to St. Peter, 'Peter, zip your pants up! I said you'd be the ROCK on which I build my church!"

The kiss cam catches another unsuspecting couple!

Two guys having a good laugh about the fortune of St. Louis football in 2008-09, given how they were ridiculed while being shoved out the Arch.

yeah, hearing Wolf sing in the booth after we beat the Panthers was pretty funny. It made Dave Pasch long for the good old days of working with Andre Ware.

One's a washed-up child star, the other's a scripture-quoting quarterback. See what happens when we stick Corey Feldman and Kurt Warner together in an RV and drive cross country in Druggie & the Devout, coming this fall to ESPN Classic.

Bidwell: Take it Kurt!
Warner: Wherever we go, whatever we do we're going to go through it
Both: "TOGETHER"!

Bidwell: Where are we?
Kurt: I have no idea just keep smiling.

"..and you know who that man was? Mike Martz! I know, right? Hilarious! But seriously though... have you accepted Jesus Christ as your Savior?"

Pictured above with Arizona Cardinals team president Michael Bidwell is the latest Kurt Warner wax statue to be unveiled at Maddam Tussauds wax museum in Phoenix.

"Keep smiling...if we don't make eye contact, they'll never know we slept together last night."

Warner: Do you want to hear a joke?
Bidwell: Yeah, go ahead.
Warner: The Eagles are in the NFC Championship game!
Bidwell: HAHA! That's so funny, Kurt!
Warner: Do you want to hear a bigger joke
Bidwell: Sure, go ahead, that first one was hilarious.
Warner: So are we!

Warner: I spy with my bored, little eye something beginning with "t".
Bidwell: Breakfast.
Warner: What?
Bidwell: My breakfast always begins with tea.

(fart noise)...

"Mike, get this. Delhomme just told me he thinks Leviticus is worse than Deuteronomy."

Kurt: Cheese and Rice, I think this stuff is kicking in!

Mike Bidwell asks Kurt Warner what he thinks of Bidwell's new job, security guard at Circuit City.

That sure is a funny joke, Mr. Engvall. How'd you get that pass again?

Kurt: What are you doing with your hands?? You think that's funny? What am I doing with MY hands!!!!!!!

"I am SO getting on Rushmore for this."

Jesus made me crazy.

"Lo, thou shalt marry a modest woman with girlish locks, and create glorious works of art to show thy faith, and appease thy boss by fake laughing whilst smiling most convincingly with thine eyes ... GOD DAMMIT KURT!"

Brenda looks good with the goatee.

Pictured here are Kurt Warner and Michael Bidwell awkwardly forcing out a fake laugh after someone who thought they were being clever asked them if they "planned to match their outfits" in advance.

Red Skeleton??

Kurt: "Before I signed here, God gave me a vision of taking the Lions to the Super Bowl. It turns out Ma'am put some acid in my coffee. So I chose a place where winning was a little more realistic."

IT WAS MEEEE!