Create The Caption #338

Friday, January 16, 2009

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....

"I can't wait to be in The Longest Yard 3 playing against the guards...."- SS

"You know, I have seen the best - Red Skeleton, George Carlin, Archie Bunker, that Cosby fellow - but I can truly say, Mr. Burress, that there has never been a more comedic moment in my life than right now."- Dan

"Let me see some ID...wait, you mean your last name really isn't Berries?"- Adam

"You're dressed pretty nice for just coming from an Applebee's."- Ross

Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Arizona Cardinals team president Michael Bidwill sharing a laugh with quarterback Kurt Warner??

Daily Links:

A Look At The Massachusetts Sports Mt. Rushmore (KSK)
EA's Greatest Hits (The Love of Sports)
Who's Left In The MLB Free Agent Pool? (Simon On Sports)
Sheed To Play WR For The Lions? (Jock Life)
What Will Ratings Look Like For The Championship Games? (Nielsen)
Is Bert Blyleven Hall Worth? (Baseball Musings)
Wideouts Should Be Careful This Weekend (LOCG)
The Best Unibrows In Sports (Food Court Lunch)
Fun With Scott Layden (TSH)
Joe Buck Would Be A Great Bingo Caller (Splog)
What Should The Mayors Be Beating For The Championship Games? (Real Clear Sports)

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swany11 said...
Jan 16, 2009, 12:22:00 PM  

Bidwell: "Seriously? We are hosting the NFC Championship game? That is pretty funny."

swany11 said...
Jan 16, 2009, 12:23:00 PM  

Bidwell: So, Kurt, you're a devout Christian, right? So let me ask you this. The fact that we're in the NFC Championship -- wasn't that a sign of the apocalypse in Revelations?

James said...
Jan 16, 2009, 12:26:00 PM  

Hey dude I never thought I would say this but you have a worst hair cut then my wife

Big Anthony said...
Jan 16, 2009, 12:28:00 PM  

"So Brenda what is for dinner."

49er16 said...
Jan 16, 2009, 12:33:00 PM  

Warner and Bidwell have a laugh as they see Matt Leinart in the stands serving hot dogs.

SSReporters said...
Jan 16, 2009, 12:33:00 PM  

Bidwell: Saw the picture of God you drew. I actually like to picture my Jesus wearing a tuxedo t-shirt, because it says, like, I'm formal, but I'm here to party...

Jan 16, 2009, 12:36:00 PM  

Kurt Warner laughs with team president Michael Bidwell after becoming the last player on the Cardnial's roster not to intercept Jake Delhomme.

Rex Banner said...
Jan 16, 2009, 12:38:00 PM  

Yo Bids, the uniform being this ugly color is one thing but the jacket too?

Steve Scafa said...
Jan 16, 2009, 12:39:00 PM  

Hey Kurt, check out the blazer I just purchased on EBay. It belonged to some old guy out East who works security for the courts. And check it out, Plaxico Burress signed the collar.

Wade Robertson said...
Jan 16, 2009, 12:55:00 PM  

Kurt: Ha ha can't pay me enough to go through this again.

Adam said...
Jan 16, 2009, 1:11:00 PM  

You mean you're not wearing your cup either? That's pretty funny.

Adam said...
Jan 16, 2009, 1:12:00 PM  

Warner: And so the guy answers "Who is Bill Belichick?" and Trebek says "Correct." By that time I'm already on the floor laughing.

Adam said...
Jan 16, 2009, 1:15:00 PM  

HAHAHA, yeah, I mean, even if you HAD spilled ketchup on that blazer, no one could know... that's why it's funny!

Graig Mansfield said...
Jan 16, 2009, 1:15:00 PM  

Man, if we don't get Rod Tidwell back for next week's game, we're screwed.

Adam said...
Jan 16, 2009, 1:17:00 PM  

Michael Bidwill is first in line to pose with the new Kurt Warner wax statue.

Adam said...
Jan 16, 2009, 1:18:00 PM  

No, seriously Anquan, I can catch 10 M & M's at once. Try me!

Adam said...
Jan 16, 2009, 1:20:00 PM  

Come on, Mike, just call it! Even or odd?

Adam said...
Jan 16, 2009, 1:22:00 PM  

Pictured above: Kurt Warner and his wife, Brenda.

Jan 16, 2009, 1:26:00 PM  

Hey, you've got the US Marshal waiting outside with the car, right?

Adam said...
Jan 16, 2009, 1:27:00 PM  

No Mike, THIS was the face Barkley was making when he got arrested.

Adam said...
Jan 16, 2009, 1:27:00 PM  

And to think, just a few years ago we were both stuck in dead-end jobs. Yeah, I'm talking about the Cardinals too.

Adam said...
Jan 16, 2009, 1:31:00 PM  

Kurt, this is no joke. I'm going to need to see your movie ticket.

GMoney said...
Jan 16, 2009, 1:32:00 PM  

Kurt: You hear the one about the team president, the priest, and the little boy?

Mike: Yeah, that one's a doosey!

kowisja said...
Jan 16, 2009, 1:33:00 PM  

Hey Mike, can you please tell them to stop offering me the senior citizen discount at the after-party?

Adam said...
Jan 16, 2009, 1:35:00 PM  

"...and Jesus goes to St. Peter, 'Peter, zip your pants up! I said you'd be the ROCK on which I build my church!"

Luke said...
Jan 16, 2009, 1:36:00 PM  

The kiss cam catches another unsuspecting couple!

Jan 16, 2009, 1:46:00 PM  

Two guys having a good laugh about the fortune of St. Louis football in 2008-09, given how they were ridiculed while being shoved out the Arch.

MMayes said...
Jan 16, 2009, 1:47:00 PM  

yeah, hearing Wolf sing in the booth after we beat the Panthers was pretty funny. It made Dave Pasch long for the good old days of working with Andre Ware.

Brad James said...
Jan 16, 2009, 1:51:00 PM  

One's a washed-up child star, the other's a scripture-quoting quarterback. See what happens when we stick Corey Feldman and Kurt Warner together in an RV and drive cross country in Druggie & the Devout, coming this fall to ESPN Classic.

BF said...
Jan 16, 2009, 3:02:00 PM  

Bidwell: Take it Kurt!
Warner: Wherever we go, whatever we do we're going to go through it

Richard said...
Jan 16, 2009, 3:02:00 PM  

Bidwell: Where are we?
Kurt: I have no idea just keep smiling.

The PayDirt said...
Jan 16, 2009, 3:09:00 PM  

"..and you know who that man was? Mike Martz! I know, right? Hilarious! But seriously though... have you accepted Jesus Christ as your Savior?"

dsnice27 said...
Jan 16, 2009, 3:29:00 PM  

Pictured above with Arizona Cardinals team president Michael Bidwell is the latest Kurt Warner wax statue to be unveiled at Maddam Tussauds wax museum in Phoenix.

Ben Chew AKA BC said...
Jan 16, 2009, 3:49:00 PM  

"Keep smiling...if we don't make eye contact, they'll never know we slept together last night."

Josh said...
Jan 16, 2009, 4:20:00 PM  

Warner: Do you want to hear a joke?
Bidwell: Yeah, go ahead.
Warner: The Eagles are in the NFC Championship game!
Bidwell: HAHA! That's so funny, Kurt!
Warner: Do you want to hear a bigger joke
Bidwell: Sure, go ahead, that first one was hilarious.
Warner: So are we!

JFein said...
Jan 16, 2009, 5:07:00 PM  

Warner: I spy with my bored, little eye something beginning with "t".
Bidwell: Breakfast.
Warner: What?
Bidwell: My breakfast always begins with tea.

JFein said...
Jan 16, 2009, 5:11:00 PM  

(fart noise)...

Anonymous said...
Jan 16, 2009, 5:33:00 PM  

"Mike, get this. Delhomme just told me he thinks Leviticus is worse than Deuteronomy."

Zack said...
Jan 16, 2009, 5:46:00 PM  

Kurt: Cheese and Rice, I think this stuff is kicking in!

Anonymous said...
Jan 16, 2009, 5:52:00 PM  

Mike Bidwell asks Kurt Warner what he thinks of Bidwell's new job, security guard at Circuit City.

JamesCraven said...
Jan 16, 2009, 5:53:00 PM  

That sure is a funny joke, Mr. Engvall. How'd you get that pass again?

Andy Doran said...
Jan 16, 2009, 6:11:00 PM  

Kurt: What are you doing with your hands?? You think that's funny? What am I doing with MY hands!!!!!!!

Mal said...
Jan 16, 2009, 6:48:00 PM  

"I am SO getting on Rushmore for this."

Gorgonzola said...
Jan 16, 2009, 6:57:00 PM  

Jesus made me crazy.

Matt Bryant said...
Jan 16, 2009, 8:39:00 PM  

"Lo, thou shalt marry a modest woman with girlish locks, and create glorious works of art to show thy faith, and appease thy boss by fake laughing whilst smiling most convincingly with thine eyes ... GOD DAMMIT KURT!"

Nick said...
Jan 16, 2009, 11:52:00 PM  

Brenda looks good with the goatee.

Brian said...
Jan 17, 2009, 12:55:00 AM  

Pictured here are Kurt Warner and Michael Bidwell awkwardly forcing out a fake laugh after someone who thought they were being clever asked them if they "planned to match their outfits" in advance.

Jesse said...
Jan 17, 2009, 3:58:00 AM  

Red Skeleton??

Jay said...
Jan 18, 2009, 4:21:00 PM  
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Jan 18, 2009, 8:47:00 PM  

Kurt: "Before I signed here, God gave me a vision of taking the Lions to the Super Bowl. It turns out Ma'am put some acid in my coffee. So I chose a place where winning was a little more realistic."

Jan 18, 2009, 10:27:00 PM  


Dusto Magnifico said...
Jan 19, 2009, 8:52:00 PM  

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