Create The Caption #374

Monday, April 06, 2009

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Last Thursday's Winners....

"Broncos Fans: Knock his ass out....Knock his ass out"- 49er16

"Universal Studios decided to reveal their choices to play Mad Murdock and BA Baracus in the upcoming A Team film."- Cason

"Unable to get Matt Cassle to pose, Rampage Jackson settles on a photo with Jay Cutler; after which Jackson demands to be traded to Elite XC."- Wade

Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Tyler Hansbrough showing a ref his bloody wrist during UNC's Final Four game against Villanova?

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The Women's Final Four Court Is Fancy (Sports Hernia)
Bernie Williams And Ace Frehley Make An Interesting Pairing (Reel Sports Fan)
The American Mustache Institute Interviews SI's Jack McCallum (American Mustach Institute)
The Marlins Mermaids Know How To Party (Uncoached)
Sean Avery Is Still A Douche (Rumors and Rants)
Rally Car Driver Falls Off A Mountain, Lives (TPS)
An English Commentator Loses His Mind (SS Reporters)
Reasons To Go To Openings Day (The Love Of Sports)

Posted by Awful Announcing at 12:45 PM


Hansbrough: "Screw the blood, tell me how you are going to give us all the calls in the Natinal Championship game."

49er16 said...
Apr 6, 2009, 12:55:00 PM  

Ok, so I did travel. You didn't have to be such a dick about it.

Anonymous said...
Apr 6, 2009, 12:57:00 PM  

I worked hard for this cut

questionmark said...
Apr 6, 2009, 12:58:00 PM  

Tyler Hansbrough's platelets show their hustle, grit, and determination as they scab over a wrist wound in nearly half the time of a normal human body.

Apr 6, 2009, 1:03:00 PM  

Ref: Sorry, not as good as Schilling's sock

Unknown said...
Apr 6, 2009, 1:19:00 PM  

Please - kiss it better...

SteveM said...
Apr 6, 2009, 1:21:00 PM  

Is there anything that you can do about my stigmata, sir?

GMoney said...
Apr 6, 2009, 1:26:00 PM  

When I was in high school, we were playing the Beavers, and their point guard turned into a freakin' werewolf. Scratched up my damn arm. The guy scored like 80 points in one quarter. I'm surprised you haven't heard of it. You'd think something like that would make the national news, for the werewolf angle alone.

steebie said...
Apr 6, 2009, 1:30:00 PM  

Ref: I know first aid, but there is no way that I am going to help you.

Nathan Brice said...
Apr 6, 2009, 1:37:00 PM  

Hey, Mr. official, I thought we gods didn't bleed. Weird, huh?

Brad James said...
Apr 6, 2009, 1:40:00 PM  

Ref: "Magic Johnson just told me he wants to give you a post-game hand shake if you guys win tonight. Not sure what that's about."

Unknown said...
Apr 6, 2009, 1:54:00 PM  

Tim Tebow's blood cures AIDS, cancer and prevents random asteroid crashes. You don't impress me Hansbrough.

Unknown said...
Apr 6, 2009, 2:03:00 PM  


frickinidiot said...
Apr 6, 2009, 2:09:00 PM  

You realize if we don't win Obama's gonna need a bailout....

BHill said...
Apr 6, 2009, 2:44:00 PM  

Ref: You're bleeding, man. You're hit.
"Psycho-T": I ain't got time to bleed.

(couldn't resist)

Birdman said...
Apr 6, 2009, 2:58:00 PM  

Ref - "No, no, no Tyler. It's down the road, not across the street."

Tepid Epics said...
Apr 6, 2009, 3:02:00 PM  

Anyway this could keep me out of the National Championship game?

Turtle said...
Apr 6, 2009, 3:21:00 PM  

Don't worry ref, my dad's a doctor

Anonymous said...
Apr 6, 2009, 3:27:00 PM  

Yes, in fact I do tuck my jersey into my tighty whiteys. Thank you.

mort said...
Apr 6, 2009, 3:41:00 PM  

Look ref, how many times do I have to tell you? Dante Cunningham IS A VAMPIRE!

HammRadio said...
Apr 6, 2009, 4:22:00 PM  

Lestat clearly had Villanova going all the way.

Heef said...
Apr 6, 2009, 5:04:00 PM  

"I'll be fine, ref. Dr. Bunsen Honeydew will have me test some smoking liquid that's supposed to be an 'Internal Band-Aid.'"

Apr 6, 2009, 6:00:00 PM  


Cason said...
Apr 6, 2009, 6:33:00 PM  

Look at me, I'm EMO! Cutting is cool!

Anonymous said...
Apr 6, 2009, 8:08:00 PM  

"I know, but in this economy I simply can't afford to put a ring on your finger right now. I have to go back to work now, we'll talk later, Snookums."

Bacon said...
Apr 6, 2009, 11:04:00 PM  

"Forget the blood, alright Ty? I know a guy, he's a saint, he'll give you one heck of a manicure."

"Are they really that bad?"

Anonymous said...
Apr 7, 2009, 12:26:00 AM  

After we do this we'll be best friends forever!

The Chancellor said...
Apr 7, 2009, 9:50:00 AM  

Tyler: "See, ref, I'm injured. Please pass this along to the NCAA so I can have one more year of eligibility. PLEASE GET ME ONE MORE YEAR!"

BJK said...
Apr 7, 2009, 5:33:00 PM  

ref: *gasps* "OMG!! you're bleeding!"
ty: "aw, ref. its just a cut. nothing serious."
ref: "i think im gonna pass out. UF!!" *grabs hold of ty*

tamtam said...
Apr 7, 2009, 11:14:00 PM  

And then...and then he said we were gonna go play in the park, but he was rough, and then he told me he's NOT 12 years old, he's actually 45

Anonymous said...
Apr 8, 2009, 1:51:00 AM  

Tyler: If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it.

Victor said...
Apr 10, 2009, 11:06:00 AM  

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