Create The Caption #382

Thursday, April 23, 2009

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....

"Only three more days and I don't have to worry about Shelley Smith stalking my SoCal apartment ever again."- RJBO

"Mark, your hand is sooooooooooooooo cold!"- Edward

"Wow, I never realized how much I look like Judd from "The Real World: San Francisco."- The Genius

Mark: "Hey, look! I just got drafted by the Lions!"
Chick: "Congratulations- oh, hey, look at the time! Gotta go."
- Hard Scores

Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Justin Timberlake, with Neil Everett and Stan Verrett, on Sports Center?

Your Daily Links:

About Those "Beyond Baseball" Commercials (3:10 to Joba)
Mel Kiper Scouts The Ladies (Sox and Dawgs)
Hansbrough Is Upset At Travel Call (Rush The Court)
An Article On Kings Reporter, Heidi Androl (LA Kings Examiner)
Drew Carey At WWE's Royal Rumble (Outside the Boxscore)
Converse Gave Out Dwyane Wade's Cell Phone Number? (NESW Sports)
The Next Hot Thing In Tennis (Rizzo Sports)
NFL Draft Trivia (Simon On Sports)

Posted by Awful Announcing at 12:41 PM


Did Matthew Brady take this horrible-quality photo?

Unknown said...
Apr 23, 2009, 12:51:00 PM  

No Neil, You are not bringing sexy back.

Anonymous said...
Apr 23, 2009, 1:03:00 PM  

Neil Everett: "Where's the rest of 'N Sync?"

49er16 said...
Apr 23, 2009, 1:10:00 PM  

ESPN: The Zapruder Version

GMoney said...
Apr 23, 2009, 1:27:00 PM  

Hey, I can be just as black as these guys!

Yo yo yo!

E Buzz said...
Apr 23, 2009, 1:43:00 PM  

Neil: "Bartender! Jack... this guy in face for wearing those glasses!"

Birdman said...
Apr 23, 2009, 1:52:00 PM  

We have finally jumped the shark...

BHill said...
Apr 23, 2009, 2:22:00 PM  

douche... douche... GOOSE!!!

Anonymous said...
Apr 23, 2009, 2:25:00 PM  

Alright guys, which one of you is going to have a wardrobe malfunction?

BF said...
Apr 23, 2009, 2:39:00 PM  

I certainly hope that JT doesn't have them naked by the end of this segment.

Wade Robertson said...
Apr 23, 2009, 2:40:00 PM  

Boy this is awkward...this is nothing like being on Saturday Night Live. You LIED to me!

Turtle said...
Apr 23, 2009, 2:44:00 PM  
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Apr 23, 2009, 3:14:00 PM  

Neil: In the studio with Elvis Costello right now...

JT: Umm, I'm Justin Timberlake.

Neil: Whoops, my bad. Its just so blurry in here and those glasses threw me off.

The Genius said...
Apr 23, 2009, 3:24:00 PM  

Three of these guys are white.
But only one of them knows it.

Unknown said...
Apr 23, 2009, 3:31:00 PM  

Its my dick in a desk!

Unknown said...
Apr 23, 2009, 4:15:00 PM  

Hi, I'm Stan Verette, here with the newly rebranded EPN. We haven't given a shit about sports in 10 years, so we've finally just gone ahead and dropped them from our name.

Apr 23, 2009, 4:53:00 PM  

Neil Everett: your probably wondering why we have justin Timberlake in the studio...
Stan Verrett (in his head): QUICK STAN! think of a way to stop him from flirting with Timberlake on the air

Anonymous said...
Apr 23, 2009, 6:22:00 PM  

Neil: And joining us is former member of the Backstreet Boys, Justin Timberlake.

Justin: I wasn't with the Backstreet Boys.

Neil: Sorry. Ahem, former member of 98 Degrees, Justin Timberlake.

Justin: Nope, wasn't with 98 Degrees.

Neil: The dude who exposed Janet Jackson's breasts on live TV, Justin Timberlake!

TJX said...
Apr 23, 2009, 7:23:00 PM  

We moved to LA for this?

Anonymous said...
Apr 23, 2009, 8:08:00 PM  

Neil: So Justin, as Jay Leno asked about that Devine the hooker to Hugh Grant in reference to Janet Jackson, what the fucking hell hasppened?

Stan: And to think we moved to Hollywood to ask that?

JamesCraven said...
Apr 23, 2009, 8:17:00 PM  

"Welcome to Sportscenter. I'm Neil Everett, Stan Verrett's riding shotgun, and yanking his junk from a box just this once is my man Justin. JT are ya wit me?"

*Neil's awkward high-five is left hanging*

Anonymous said...
Apr 23, 2009, 9:31:00 PM  

One more...

"Yeah, this is... fun. So... uhm... this fulfills my Mouseketeer contractual obligation to Disney once and for all, right? And we'll get grandma back unharmed as agreed, right?"

Anonymous said...
Apr 23, 2009, 9:37:00 PM  

"Jimmy Key! What's he, like 45?"

Anonymous said...
Apr 23, 2009, 10:04:00 PM  

JT: "at least the producers havent shrink-blasted me like they did with snoop dogg!"


JT: "oh damn, i spoke too soon. and they've got the filters up too! NOOOO!!!!"

tamtam said...
Apr 23, 2009, 10:18:00 PM  

Does this mean we're bringing in Lance Bass to do figure skating highlights?

TAS said...
Apr 23, 2009, 10:34:00 PM  

Everett: "With those glasses, it looks like you're trying to bring Atticus Finch back."

Apr 24, 2009, 12:44:00 AM  

We only got four minutes to save our credibility...

Anonymous said...
Apr 24, 2009, 8:35:00 AM  

Neil Everett: "Thanks for stopping by, Justin Timberlake. Remember you can catch Justin in 'Drew Carey: The Musical", opening next week!"

DailyDoc said...
Apr 24, 2009, 11:05:00 AM  

Hey ladies. Do you like sports?

Unknown said...
Apr 24, 2009, 11:18:00 AM  

I was hostin SportsCenter on the west coast... and I ... jizzed in my pants!

KDorau said...
Apr 24, 2009, 11:26:00 PM  

"Is Ashton Kutcher punking me again??? These guys don't really work for ESPN. That's not Stuart Scott or Scott Van Pelt!"

Sportz Assassin said...
Apr 25, 2009, 2:26:00 AM  
Anonymous said...
Sep 26, 2009, 8:41:00 AM  

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