Create The Caption #385
Tuesday, May 05, 2009
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Yesterday's Winners....
"Jay Cutler was scheduled to do this. I wonder why he cancelled..."- D Whitmyer
"Once again leading by example, John Elway shows Brett Favre how to properly come out of retirement."- Nick
"What do you mean, "Did I buy this jersey at Lane Bryant??""- Tas
""Mine That Bird" makes his first public appearance since winning the Derby."- Wade Robertson
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Kobe Bryant during the Lakers game one loss to the Rockets?
Your Daily Links:
Upper Deck Has A Blog Now (Upper Deck Blog)
Jon Barry Responds To Mike Woodson (SRI)
The "Wardrobe Malfunction" Case Makes It To The Supreme Court (Moondog Sports)
The NBA's Least Valuable Players (RCS)
LOLing The NBA Playoffs (That NBA Lottery Pick)
The Yanks Still Hate Their Fans (Wicked Good Sports)
The Cubs Inspire More Racist T-Shirts (Joe Sports Fan)
Reliving Classic Spelling Bee Moments (Uncoached)
Greinke For Cy Young (Simon on Sports)
34 Comments:
What?! I swear to GOD it was consensual! That old white guy was practically begging for it!
"You're Kobe Bryant? No, no, no, Kobe wears 8"
You aren't getting any special treatment until I see a $4 million ring on this finger!
Don't point at me ref: I was in "Undeclared", dammit!
Lakers Fan: "You just wait ref, till Jack Nicholson comes after you!"
Kobe and last night's Referee describe their favorite Shaq-Ass-Tasting techniques to a disgusted fan.
"Uh... blowing up a beach ball?"
"Man, you're great at charades!"
Keith Hernandez said that you were the second spitter.
No, Kobe, I don't take pity on you because you weren't the MVP. LeBron and D-Wade were much more deserving than you.
Ref: "I bought your ankle insurance and I still got crossed by that old man in the Hush Puppies."
Kobe: "It's not my fault you suck!"
Old Guy: "I schooled your ass fair and square, ref!"
I've never commited a foul in my entire life. How could you call one on me now?
CUT!
Kobe, this is a documentary. Stop over-acting!
You were gonna throw confetti on me, weren't you...
OK . . . Hold it! Right there! That's the emotion you want to show for the next bit of Spike Lee's documentary! Now remember, act natural. I mean, for you, unnatural. Be a nice guy. You can do that, right?
ref: "you suck"
kobe: "WHATNOIDONTSUCKYOUSUCKYOUCANTCOACHAFUCKINGGAME..."
Kobe: $69 for a pendant?! Man, I dropped $4 mil on that ring!
Ref: You got played, sucka.
Ref: Show me the face you made in the courthouse that day...wow, that's pretty convincing!
Only in LA can you put an old white midget between two black guys and call it basketball.
She said I put my penis WHERE?!?!?!
Ref: Nope. This guy's head is definitely shinier than yours.
Kobe: "You can't call a foul on me. I'm Kobe Bryant. I do commercials."
David Stern: "Yeah ref, only I can make a call like that."
Old guy: "You kids get outta my $&*!# yard".
Kobe: "No, really! It is just FIVE DOLLARS for a FOOTLONG".
NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!
LeBron won the MVP?! Are you shitting me?
Ref: Dude, you're a worse actor than this guy.
Laker's owner Jerry Buss' great-grandson demands that the referee stop harrassing the nice black man.
Ref: KOBE! What'd I tell you about motorboatin?
Kobe: But Ref, I just stick my head in there and abubububububub!
Ref: Okay, okay, you're right. That does sound like fun.
Kobe: What do you mean she cannot go ATM?
OWG in background: All the whores, I mean Laker girls, go ATM.
And Wade Robertson: 5 cocktails to you, sir.
Old guy(in his head): Jesus, Lebron only won one MVP. Kobe just has to act like a four year old girl. I guess I should make a big deal and pretend like Kobe was playing defense.
Im sorry!, I thought you liked it when I used my teeth.
What! All I said was that your daughter looks like a black Jennifer Lopez. Look at Clint Eastwood's stunt double behind me. He can vouche.
Kobe: I was only doin' work!
Kobe Bryant....you are.... NOT THE FATHER!