Create The Caption #220

Tuesday, June 03, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....

"MMMMMMMMMM, cauliflower!"- Sanity Has Gone South

"Remember, after this the script says you pin me in the corner and elbow my head for about a minute straight."- Stalking Erin Andrews

"(the music starts playing) Ebony! Ivory! Living in... Harmony!"- Anon

"Don't you know that I was featured on E:60? I KNOW RACHEL NICHOLS!"- G Money

Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Kobe posing with the Larry O'Brien Trophy?

Daily Links:

Maxim's (Will Leitch's) Top 10 Worst Broadcasters (Maxim)
Plowing Your Car Into Bikers....Not Cool (MSNBC)
Jason Taylor Is Already Getting Movie Deals (Sports by Brooks)
The Suns Are Talking To Just About Everyone To Fill Coaching Vacancy (AZ Sports Hub)
A Look Into John Gibbons' Trips To The Hill (Food Court Lunch)
Snot Rockets Are Always Fun (Sports Point)
Can The Raiders Just Pick A City Already (The Play In CA)
I Miss Me Some Paula Cole (Ryan Parker Songs)
They're Breakdance Fightings! (JSF)
Sad Day For (Bad News) Bears Fans (HHR)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:09 PM


Kobe's giving head.

bceagle91 said...
Jun 3, 2008, 12:41:00 PM  

I gave head to Mike cause I'm gay.

Anonymous said...
Jun 3, 2008, 12:43:00 PM  

Kobe: NBA Championship trophy...we're like the same height. That is neat!

Jun 3, 2008, 1:04:00 PM  

Wondertwin powers...ACTIVATE!!!

Unknown said...
Jun 3, 2008, 1:10:00 PM  

"If I try hard enough, I swear I can instill my DNA into the Larry O'Brien Trophy."

Jarred Amato said...
Jun 3, 2008, 1:12:00 PM  

"I promised you that one day we would be together. Now there is no Shaq to come between us"

Anonymous said...
Jun 3, 2008, 1:14:00 PM  

"Okay - breathe - focus - prepare - anything Kenny Smith says is hilarious - you can DO this"

Anonymous said...
Jun 3, 2008, 1:15:00 PM  

"You had me at hello..."

NateF said...
Jun 3, 2008, 1:21:00 PM  

Wait, is this how Mike posed with the trophy?

Anonymous said...
Jun 3, 2008, 1:24:00 PM  

"What say you and me go back to my hotel room?"

BF said...
Jun 3, 2008, 1:35:00 PM  

Hey man, you sure this is a good pose? You can't see me lickin my lips every two seconds man.

E Buzz said...
Jun 3, 2008, 1:37:00 PM  

"Crap, I just jinxed myself."

testing thing said...
Jun 3, 2008, 1:44:00 PM  

This is for Vanessa Curry...oh shit...I mean Vanessa BRYANT!

Unknown said...
Jun 3, 2008, 1:45:00 PM  

"How in the hell am I gonna get this motherfucker onto a necklace for Vanessa?"

Anonymous said...
Jun 3, 2008, 1:52:00 PM  

I masturbate to you every night.

Anonymous said...
Jun 3, 2008, 2:07:00 PM  

That was probably the worst caption ever from anon 2:07.

TJX said...
Jun 3, 2008, 2:07:00 PM  

"so i had the white girl in colorado bent over, and i came up behind her like this..."

frank said...
Jun 3, 2008, 2:16:00 PM  

Obviously Kobe still has a lot to learn about the porn industry. I just don't see a demand for man-on-trophy action.

Anonymous said...
Jun 3, 2008, 2:18:00 PM  

"this is a nice change. Normally, the balls touching my face are warmer than this."

Pickitup said...
Jun 3, 2008, 2:57:00 PM  

"Wait until they see me jump over you!"

Anonymous said...
Jun 3, 2008, 3:06:00 PM  

"Okay, I need to know two things... Where do the batteries go? And who has the KY?"

Anonymous said...
Jun 3, 2008, 3:12:00 PM  

Oh thank you porcelain trophy for your coolness. I will never drink again.

Anonymous said...
Jun 3, 2008, 3:28:00 PM  

Moments after this photo was taken, Kobe proceeded in sodomizing the O'Brien Trophy.

Kyle said...
Jun 3, 2008, 3:57:00 PM  

It's just not fair. Why do they always make me interview with Stephen A. Smith?

GMoney said...
Jun 3, 2008, 4:06:00 PM  

"I will chop this Larry O'Brien trophy into two half-trophies...Dragonstance...HIYA! OHH! OHH!! I think I broke my cranium and my nose is pointed the wrong way."

I just wanted to say that that's far funnier if you remember Chatterbox from GTA 3 and the karate guy interview.

Brave Sir Robin said...
Jun 3, 2008, 5:22:00 PM  

C'Mon trophy, be honest...I'm better than Shaq right? Dammit!

Anonymous said...
Jun 3, 2008, 5:52:00 PM  

Somebody get me a chair to bend this thing over ... please?!

Anonymous said...
Jun 3, 2008, 5:57:00 PM  

Please, Larry O'Brien must explain that it was consensual

Anonymous said...
Jun 3, 2008, 6:51:00 PM  

So, if i put my head to your ball, our powers will combine and we'll become a gigantic golden basketball player?!?

Anonymous said...
Jun 3, 2008, 7:54:00 PM  

I know I've been away awhile, baby. To make it up to you, I'll buy you a hot, twentysomething chick.

Anonymous said...
Jun 3, 2008, 10:15:00 PM  

If I can just get you again... everyone will forget about me being an a-hole! Oh wait, no they won't.

Anonymous said...
Jun 3, 2008, 10:37:00 PM  

Kobe Byrant having a special moment with the only thing he cares more about than himself.

Mez said...
Jun 4, 2008, 9:30:00 AM  

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