What Did He Just Say About Dutch Ovens And Toast?

Friday, June 13, 2008

Hilarious, hilarious call from the Netherlands-France game today. Listen closely to Adrian Healey's reaction after the Netherlands third goal....

"It's a Dutch oven and the French are toast!"

I'm pretty sure Healey has no idea what the term "Dutch Oven" means in the U.S. which makes it even funnier in my book. And with that I wish you a happy Friday!

"It's a Dutch Oven!...And the French are Toast!" (RCS)
Dutch Stick French Under Blanket, Fart (Mister Irrelevant)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 5:22 PM


I'm sure you meant funnier instead of more funny. Jeez, AA, get an editor!

Anonymous said...
Jun 13, 2008, 5:46:00 PM  

That was actually the fourth goal for the Dutch. They've been playing out of their minds so far in the tournament, smoking Italy 3-0 as well.

And I knew as soon as I heard that call it would be up here.

Anonymous said...
Jun 13, 2008, 5:47:00 PM  

other great lines from Healey:

"the french have dug themselves a trench"


"Robin Van Persie, shows no mercy to the french!"

ryan said...
Jun 13, 2008, 5:50:00 PM  

This guy rivals Tim Brando's "This ain't Carmen San Diego!"

Taylor said...
Jun 13, 2008, 5:57:00 PM  

Isnt a Dutch Oven farting in bed and pulling the covers over your old ladys head?

Anonymous said...
Jun 13, 2008, 6:18:00 PM  

wait? there is "sexual innuendo" with "Dutch Oven" or with "French Toast"? Or is it a "sexual innuendo" if you perform a "French Toast" followed by a "Dutch Oven"? I'm confused

The Professor said...
Jun 13, 2008, 6:26:00 PM  

Can't a Dutch Oven be like, a Dutch Oven here in America? You know, those things you cook with?

Patrick said...
Jun 13, 2008, 6:36:00 PM  

You guys are a buzz kill for a Friday. Thanks to those who get it and I apologize to the grammar police. Jeez.

Jun 13, 2008, 6:40:00 PM  

sorry to be another "buzz kill" but i am with the others. the only "dutch oven" i know is farting under the sheets and then burying a girls head under the sheets. I have never known that to have any sexual meaning other than i guess you are in bed.

dont get me wrong the video is HI.larious.

Now if he had said "It's a one-eyed pirate and the French are toast", that would have a sexual connotation and would be effin' funny.

Jun 13, 2008, 6:49:00 PM  

Oh THAT'S what we're talking about! I get it now. The only reason I put that tag is because I originally saw Dutch Oven on one of those sexual term pages. I always thought it was something you did after coitus but I guess it doesn't have to be.

Jun 13, 2008, 7:12:00 PM  

AA you are thinking of when your boyfriend gives you a "Dirty Sanchez" after hes done treating you like a farm animal.

Anonymous said...
Jun 13, 2008, 7:16:00 PM  

Yep you got me.

Jun 13, 2008, 7:19:00 PM  

Or maybe since a "dutch oven" is a slow cooker. He meant that the Dutch slowcooked the French until they were toast.

See I "dutch ovened" you on the "dirty sanchez" then gave you a "good game". Or a "pity fuck".

Anonymous said...
Jun 13, 2008, 7:24:00 PM  

It would have been funny if the announcer called them cheese-eatin' surrender-monkeys.

Anonymous said...
Jun 13, 2008, 7:27:00 PM  

Thats tops Tommy Smyth's call during the Germany v. Croatia game, when he commented that [Crotia goalie] Pletikosa's "fingertips were warm from Ballack's rifling shot".

32nd minute of the game. Just after 39 minutes into ESPN360's replay.

Anonymous said...
Jun 13, 2008, 7:35:00 PM  

You mean more funnier.

Anonymous said...
Jun 13, 2008, 7:37:00 PM  


Unknown said...
Jun 13, 2008, 7:42:00 PM  


Nice for Mike to know he has a career in porn after he's done footballing.

Anonymous said...
Jun 13, 2008, 7:45:00 PM  


You went to a " sexual terms " page.. and the only thing you gleaned from it was "coitus" ?

You, sir,are a "sweedish meatloaf".

Unknown said...
Jun 13, 2008, 7:52:00 PM  

another brilliant comment from the same game:
'Thats Robben and Robin, not Batman and Robin.'
after robin van persie's goal from arjen robben.

Anonymous said...
Jun 13, 2008, 8:00:00 PM  

Adrian Healey's great. Very entertaining to listen to.

Anonymous said...
Jun 13, 2008, 10:49:00 PM  

cock. balls.

Anonymous said...
Jun 14, 2008, 11:18:00 AM  

This is just more evidence that except for Gus Johnson, European soccer announcers are LIGHT YEARS ahead of their American counterparts in terms of quality.

Anonymous said...
Jun 14, 2008, 12:37:00 PM  

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