Create The Caption #253

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....

"What do you mean we don't have any time-outs left?"- Anon

"The real Farnsworth Bentley comes at a price...and apparently, Chris Webber is only willing to pony up for an imposter."- Anon

"Like Sacramento fans are accustomed to seeing him do in all clutch situations, Chris Webber is about to pass off to a teammate."- Dan

"Charissa: So, let me just start off by saying I was a big fan of your show...
Chris: My show?
Charissa: Arn't you the guy from "Hangin' with Mr. Cooper?""
- Lammy742

Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Plax "participating" in Giants practice yesterday?

Daily Links:

Carl Pavano Is Back, Wait No He's Not (The Sports Hernia)
Some Interesting PTI/ATH Rumors (Small White Ball)
A Good Greg Lalas Interview (Unprofessional Foul)
Alyssa Milano Is Going To Be Jealous, Russell (Big League Stew)
Not Everyone Is A Manny Fan (I'm Writing Sports)
Knicks City Dancer Auditions (MSG)
Please Send Cheese! (The Point)
Heidi Watney Has An Admirer (Red Sox Monster)
We're Approaching The Trading Deadline (Calling The Shots)
Cubs And White Sox Fans Fight On Sesame Street (Luol's Dong)
Now That Titletown Is Over, What's The Worst Sports City? (Y-Barker)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:09 PM


Maybe Plax ate Indian food before training?

Anonymous said...
Jul 29, 2008, 12:25:00 PM  

Good thing EPO isn't banned in the NFL.

Anonymous said...
Jul 29, 2008, 12:29:00 PM  

What "Tour de Plax" lacks in credibility, it makes up for in stationary bikes.

Anonymous said...
Jul 29, 2008, 12:38:00 PM  

Why is Bill Cowher chasing me?

The Editor said...
Jul 29, 2008, 12:43:00 PM  

*Thinks to self*
"Plax can.... bikebikebikebikebikebikebikebikebikebikebike... Plax can... bikebikebikebikebikebikebikebikebikebikebike"

foos said...
Jul 29, 2008, 12:45:00 PM  

And after this, I'll be doing crunches in my driveway.

Anonymous said...
Jul 29, 2008, 12:50:00 PM  

Once again, Ellis Hobbs is nowhere to be seen.

Anonymous said...
Jul 29, 2008, 1:00:00 PM  

::humming the training song from "Mike Tyson Punch Out"::

Anonymous said...
Jul 29, 2008, 1:01:00 PM  

What we don't hear is the stereo blasting, "I'm a Maniac."

Anonymous said...
Jul 29, 2008, 1:22:00 PM  

"The wheels on the bus go 'round and round, round and round, round and round. The wheels on the bus go round and round, all through the town. Damn, what came next?"

Anonymous said...
Jul 29, 2008, 1:25:00 PM  

Damn man, that chick didn't blink not once, and I thought she was kinda cute until that, that red hair was nice and her ass was killin dog, but she always repeated just what I said, right after I said it, that was freaky man. Maybe I shouldn't have given her my number. I don't think it was her who slashes my lambo's tires. Prolly wasn't her, but shit man, what a crazy bitch anyway. Nice ass though...I give her that, nice ass.

E Buzz said...
Jul 29, 2008, 1:25:00 PM  

Screw being "green". This bike shit sucks!

Anonymous said...
Jul 29, 2008, 1:33:00 PM  

I can't quit you, Jeremy

Anonymous said...
Jul 29, 2008, 1:35:00 PM  

Even when Plaxico was stationary, Ellis Hobbs couldn't cover him 1-on-1.

Ted Hill said...
Jul 29, 2008, 1:53:00 PM  

This would be a lot easier if I only had one testicle.

GMoney said...
Jul 29, 2008, 1:55:00 PM  
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Invisible Man said...
Jul 29, 2008, 2:24:00 PM  

How embarrassing, I actually went to Morehouse College with the fruit with the bow-tie. And just to note the trend, the real Farnsworth Bentley was in the class ahead of me.

And yes they both wore those stupid bow-ties even in college.

Invisible Man said...
Jul 29, 2008, 2:25:00 PM  

Boy, the Tour De France field really thinned out with all the drug testing.

scumdog0331 said...
Jul 29, 2008, 2:29:00 PM  

Eli! Screw Tyree, I'm open, man!

Jul 29, 2008, 2:30:00 PM  

Hell, if Randy Moss can own a NASCAR truck racing team, then I can own a stationery bike racing team. Lookout Floyd Landis!!

Unknown said...
Jul 29, 2008, 3:02:00 PM  

Why aren't people looking at me? Maybe I should hire that nice Jewish man and do some driveway situps?

Anonymous said...
Jul 29, 2008, 3:22:00 PM  

"So guys I was thinking about catching a movie after practice, maybe the Dark Knight.....guys? guys? where are you?????"

Anonymous said...
Jul 29, 2008, 3:25:00 PM  

I miss my boy, Jeremy. I was really looking forward to kickin' it with him on this bike for the next month...or at least until they give me a new contract. Now who is going to laugh at my Tiki Barber jokes?

Anonymous said...
Jul 29, 2008, 3:41:00 PM  

Hmmm, next I'll do sit-ups in my driveway.

Anonymous said...
Jul 29, 2008, 3:43:00 PM  

Plax has an ankle injury, so he can't practice.

Jay said...
Jul 29, 2008, 4:12:00 PM  

Man this is boring, I should brought the latest Danielle Steele novel.

frankingeneral said...
Jul 29, 2008, 4:15:00 PM  

Tom Coughlin, always a master motivator when it comes to getting players to show up to voluntary camp.

Anonymous said...
Jul 29, 2008, 4:20:00 PM  

"BI-cycle! BI-cycle! I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride my biiiike! Man that Freddy Mercury could sing!"

Anonymous said...
Jul 29, 2008, 4:37:00 PM  

If I keep practicing I can make it to the X Games and meet that Darkmane dude. He is awesome. Coughlin's personality, but looks like me.

Mal said...
Jul 29, 2008, 6:05:00 PM  

I knew there wasn't anything to do in Albany, but I didn't think it was this bad.

Unknown said...
Jul 29, 2008, 6:57:00 PM  

Get your Motor Runnin....Head Out on the Higway...Vrrrrrrrrroooooooooommmmmmmmmm!!!!

MDLindley said...
Jul 29, 2008, 7:28:00 PM  

Woo hoo! I get the first bike! ... oh man, there's a team meeting I'm supposed to be at, isn't there?

Anonymous said...
Jul 29, 2008, 7:33:00 PM  

Why ain't dis bikecycle movin'? And where da hell is Tiki? I needs a back rub.

Anonymous said...
Jul 29, 2008, 9:07:00 PM  

Mr. Burress, Mike Hart would like his bike back.

Anonymous said...
Jul 29, 2008, 9:53:00 PM  

They're gonna keep callin' us "cutters." To them, it's just a dirty word. To me, it's just somethin' else I never got a chance to be.

Lammy742 said...
Jul 29, 2008, 11:15:00 PM  

I'm So Ronery
So ronery
So ronery and sadry arone

Mr. Parson said...
Jul 30, 2008, 7:52:00 AM  

I was looking at the links and did you guys know that the Knicks are letting fans pick the newest member of the City Dancers which is pretty cool. My pick is for Jen, personally. You can see videos of the top 3 finalists and vote for your fave right here:

Anonymous said...
Aug 1, 2008, 5:37:00 PM  

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