Create The Caption #252

Monday, July 28, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Last Thursday's Winners....

"Kobe ponders whether or not Shaq's ass would taste better with Mayo."- Wade Robertson

"Nah, man, college is cool. They pay you and everything."- Anon

"Why is JJ Redick over there? And what's he doing to Coach K? Did Coach K pull a muscle in his groin or something?"- PLBT

"OJ:So wait your telling me that you didn't actually jump that car?...
KB:Nah man. It was all computer shit.
OJ: Thats bull man computers can't jump cars"
- JV

Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Chris Webber being interviewed by Charissa Thompson at his "Bada Bling Celebrity Weekend"?

Daily Links:

ESPN Is Looking To Replace Melrose (Going Five Hole)
Could Manny Be Heading Back To Cleveland (Juiced)
Football Gets Better As You Get Older (LOCG)
Tony Stewart Is Crazy (From The Marbles)
Orel Hershiser Is Pissed At Something (The Sports Hernia)
Shan Foster Posterizes Fezzy (Sports VU)
A Look At ESPN's Soccer Fest (SS Reporters)
Betting On The Olympics (Ryan Parker Songs)
Kentucky Football Has A Few Problem Children (Meaningful Collateral)
A Look At Favre's Reinstatement Letter (BMDP)
A Behind The Scenes Look At A Wiz Girls Photo Shoot (Uncoached)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 11:55 AM


Dude With Bow Tie On: "Man, Derrick Coleman can never find the bathroom in time."

Anonymous said...
Jul 28, 2008, 12:26:00 PM  

Man whose head can only be seen: Chris, you can't be messing around with no white girl. You saw what happened to Kobe and O.J.

Anonymous said...
Jul 28, 2008, 12:32:00 PM  

Webber: You know, there is ONE part of my body that hasn't been injured beyond repair...

Anonymous said...
Jul 28, 2008, 12:37:00 PM  

And what flavor Pudding Pop would you like little white girl?? Ohh, Ohh, Ohh....

foos said...
Jul 28, 2008, 12:44:00 PM  

Hey Erin, let's go burn a couple blunts in my Escalade. Oh, your name isn't Erin? My bad...

Anonymous said...
Jul 28, 2008, 12:52:00 PM  

What do you mean we don't have any time-outs left?

Anonymous said...
Jul 28, 2008, 1:28:00 PM  

Coach Carter, looking from the right, will be chewing him out later tonight.

Jul 28, 2008, 1:31:00 PM  

Wow, Carlton sure has packed on the pounds after Fresh Prince...

Anonymous said...
Jul 28, 2008, 1:55:00 PM  

The real Farnsworth Bentley comes at a price...and apparently, Chris Webber is only willing to pony up for an imposter.

Anonymous said...
Jul 28, 2008, 2:07:00 PM  

(Through clenched teeth) OK, OK, yeah, I clearly took about 20 steps without dribbling before I called that time out. Now ask me something else!

Anonymous said...
Jul 28, 2008, 2:18:00 PM  

After interviewing Chris Webber at Bada Bling "Celebrity" Weekend, Charissa Thompson hurries off to the Oscars to interview Pauly Shore.

Anonymous said...
Jul 28, 2008, 2:23:00 PM  

"Uh no Chris, that guy with his hands in his pockets is looking at your ass."

Anonymous said...
Jul 28, 2008, 2:40:00 PM  

Yeah, it's a great meal plan. Barkley delivers them each morning to my door. Soon I should be big enough that I can outrun a ref too!

Anonymous said...
Jul 28, 2008, 2:41:00 PM  

Like Sacramento fans are accustomed to seeing him do in all clutch situations, Chris Webber is about to pass off to a teammate.

dwhit said...
Jul 28, 2008, 3:18:00 PM  

In an act of desperation, Chris Webber calls a timeout in the middle of his interview only to find out that he had no timeouts left and no chance with Charissa anyway.

Anonymous said...
Jul 28, 2008, 3:27:00 PM  

I seem to have misplaced my wheelchair and dignity.

GMoney said...
Jul 28, 2008, 3:59:00 PM  

I don't get it, what's a whoreo?

Anonymous said...
Jul 28, 2008, 4:12:00 PM  

Charissa: So, let me just start off by saying I was a big fan of your show...
Chris: My show?
Charissa: Arn't you the guy from "Hangin' with Mr. Cooper?"

Lammy742 said...
Jul 28, 2008, 6:42:00 PM  

Time out. Lemme get my bow-tie on. I didn't know they had blondes at this thing.
...and Where's Tony Soprano?

Anonymous said...
Jul 28, 2008, 8:50:00 PM  

The cover photo for "Who's Afraid of A Large Black Man ? 2 " is released.

Anonymous said...
Jul 28, 2008, 9:07:00 PM  

Charissa: "Can you afford to get a pizza and the jersey with your number on it out of the bookstore now?"

Anonymous said...
Jul 28, 2008, 10:02:00 PM  

CW: "Wait, so you aren't Erin Andrews, but the dude behind me has to be Louis Farrakhan"

Unknown said...
Jul 28, 2008, 10:31:00 PM  

I dated Tyra Banks and she got her own show...just thought I would behind-the-back pass you that information.

sweetbob said...
Jul 29, 2008, 12:00:00 AM  

Charissa: "Now, turn your head and cough..."

Anonymous said...
Jul 29, 2008, 12:58:00 AM  

Charissa: Do you and Kel Mitchell still keep in touch?

Edward said...
Jul 29, 2008, 11:52:00 AM  

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