Create The Caption #251
Thursday, July 24, 2008
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Yesterday's Winners....
"This is an absolute disgrace. You should all be ashamed with your performance tonight. You clearly have no idea how to fight."- pickitup
"You all are a complete disgrace to Bill Laimbeer's Combat Basketball."- G-Money
"Ladies, we're supposed to be just like the NBA, this being the Palace and all one of you better get in those stands and punch a fan."- Frank M.
"Ladies, I said walk off the court just like Isaiah and I did after the Bulls swept us in 1991! Be a rich spoiled coward like me!"- Anon
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of OJ Mayo chatting up Kobe during a break at Team USA practice?
Daily Links:
Iraq Is Banned From The Olympics (BBC)
ESPN Personality Trivia (Simon on Sports)
You Have To Apply To Protest In China (Steady Burn)
Redskins Players Go Tubbing (DC Sports Bog)
Favre Makes A Comeback Via Madden 2009 (BMDP)
Who's Playing The Halftime Show Of The Super Bowl? (Food Court Lunch)
The MLS Has An All Star Game? (Beautiful Game)
A List Of The Best Sports Bars (Love of Sports)
Parity Isn't A Bad Thing (I'm Writing Sports)
The Cavs To Seattle? (The Money Shot)
All You Can Eat Hockey! (Small White Ball)
Morten Andersen Is Awesome (You Been Blinded)
32 Comments:
Kobe ponders whether or not Shaq's ass would taste better with Mayo.
Kobe: Son, someday all this haughty douchebaggery will be yours...
"Dude, I got away with rape! Of course you can beat that NCAA rules violations rap."
Rest assured, they are not discussing the finer points of passing.
So, when we lose to Belarus, what are my best options in terms of excuses?
OJ:So wait your telling me that you didn't actually jump that car?...
KB:Nah man. It was all computer shit.
OJ: Thats bull man computers can't jump cars
OJ: Can you help me get out of Memphis?
Do me a favor Kobe and tell Gasol the only thing softer than his game are the pink monogramed towels I found in his old locker.
Whoa whoa whoa, so youre saying as long as she doesnt get stitches in her asshole, I wont get brought up on charges? I love this game!
How, exactly, does Shaq's ass taste?
So uhhh Kobe...can I bang your wife?
Sooo...you copied MJ. Can I just copy you?
KOBE: "Hey, you know what they say... See a broad, to get that booty yak 'em."
KOBE & OJ: "Leg 'er down 'n smack 'em yak 'em!"
KOBE: "Cold got to be. You know? Shiiiiit."
Mayo; Hey Kobe, this guy next me says that I should pass more.
Kobe; What the hell is a pass?
See what had happened was this guy see he gave me well he paid me.. ah
Kobe - dont worry kid its all free in the NBA
OJ: Did that dude just say "Where's your assists?" or did he say "There the asses sit?"
Mayo: So I says to Mabel I says--(Williams sits down)--I'll tell ya later.
What's your lawyers name?
OJ: Whenever D-Wade is guarding me and I go up to shoot, I get blinded by the light that reflects off his cue ball head. How do I get him to back off?
Kobe: Next time just backhand him across the face. Trust me, it works. Just ask Marco Jaric and Manu Ginobli.
How come you got to play pro ball straight outta high school, and I had to go to college for a year?
Why is JJ Redick over there? And what's he doing to Coach K? Did Coach K pull a muscle in his groin or something?
Nah, man, college is cool. They pay you and everything.
Kobe: Ok I got another one for ya. If the shorts don't fit, you'll play like shit. Ha-ha-haaa! Thats dope, right OJ?
OJ: Uh yeah...sure Kobe.
Really, you only went to one high school? How's that work?
I'd go with Honeydew, thats the money melon....
So let me get this straight, if she has yellow panties, don't touch her?
Mayo and Bryant discuss the merits of gift-giving as a way to strengthen partnerships.
Do you ever get that not so fresh feeling, down there?
Have I ever introduced you to my brother, Evian Horseradish?
The only Brandy I got was from BDA
So wait, if I want that white girl over there, all I have to do is take her?