Create The Caption #250

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....


"Los Angeles Clippers: bottom of the league in forced turnovers, top of the league in forced smiles."- Anon

"Unable to find a celebrity Clipper fan, Mike Dunleavy and Marcus Camby pose with a cardboard cutout of Nipsey Russell."- Wade Robertson

"Not pictured: Elton Brand in a fit of laughter."- Nicknamed Tony

"You can smile all you want, Marcus, but deep down you know that Zombie Elgin Baylor only has one use for you, and it's not as a defensive stopper..."- Nasty Nate
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Bill Laimbeer trying to calm down his players during the brawl last night?


Daily Links:

New Song Girl Photos! (Busted Coverage)
Sports Center Halloween Costumes (Tirico Suave)
An Interview With Cubs Fan Bill Murray (Randball)
The NFL Has Some Glorious Crap (Deuce of Davenport)
Omar Vizquel Sings Goo Goo Dolls (Bugs and Cranks)
Shockey To The Saints Is A Trap! (RCS)
An Interview With Mason Coach Jim Larranaga (Calling the Shots)
The Best Athletes Who Posed In Playboy (All Balls)
OSU Needs To Forget About Carson Palmer (Suck at Sports)
Roundhouse Kicks Rule (Meaningful Collateral)
Who Has The Toughest CFB Schedule? (Moondog Sports)
DeSean Jackson Is A Poor Man's Santana Moss (The Play In CA)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:15 PM

38 Comments:

Lambeer: Oh yeah, pull her shirt down, that's it, aw yeah that feels good...

Anonymous said...
Jul 23, 2008, 12:41:00 PM  

Is Bill Laimbeer gonna have to choke a bitch?

Mark Mc said...
Jul 23, 2008, 12:44:00 PM  

Laimbeer observes as a teammate applies the Heimlich Maneuver to a Detroit Shock player who had choked on a hair extension.

Wade Robertson said...
Jul 23, 2008, 12:47:00 PM  

You ladies ever been penetrated?

tecmo said...
Jul 23, 2008, 12:49:00 PM  

This is an absolute disgrace. You should all be ashamed with your performance tonight. You clearly have no idea how to fight.

Pickitup said...
Jul 23, 2008, 12:56:00 PM  

Remember girls: Gusfraba.

Anonymous said...
Jul 23, 2008, 12:58:00 PM  

"So... Do I have to pay if I just watch you two while I jack off???"

foos said...
Jul 23, 2008, 12:59:00 PM  

No Candance! Kingpin only wants you for one thing!

Matt said...
Jul 23, 2008, 1:01:00 PM  

...and on the 2,457th "Groundhog Day" she saves a teammate from choking.

Anonymous said...
Jul 23, 2008, 1:02:00 PM  

I'll deal with you two later. I've gotta deal with Cheryl Ford...thinks shes milton bradly

Pickitup said...
Jul 23, 2008, 1:03:00 PM  

Who let Big Country Reeves on the floor?

Anonymous said...
Jul 23, 2008, 1:08:00 PM  

No need to get upset, those guys are a bunch of tomato cans anyway.

Anonymous said...
Jul 23, 2008, 1:37:00 PM  

Obviously, you gals never saw my takedown of Robert Parish because what you did out there was girlie fighting...oh sorry, I forgot what league this is.

Anonymous said...
Jul 23, 2008, 1:46:00 PM  

You all are a complete disgrace to Bill Laimbeer's Combat Basketball.

GMoney said...
Jul 23, 2008, 1:49:00 PM  

You guys wanna borrow my facemask?

hollywood wags said...
Jul 23, 2008, 2:17:00 PM  

Lesbians after all, huh? I knew it...

Nasty Nate said...
Jul 23, 2008, 2:27:00 PM  

Yooooou Raaaaaang?

sanity has gone south said...
Jul 23, 2008, 2:38:00 PM  

They can't even get fighting right . . . . .

Rich Ege said...
Jul 23, 2008, 2:44:00 PM  

I knew Latrell Sprewell is bankrupt, but does he really have to resort to taking a play out of the movie Juwanna Man?

KC Cal said...
Jul 23, 2008, 2:46:00 PM  

You guys fight like a bunch of women...I expected greater!!

N8Dawg said...
Jul 23, 2008, 2:48:00 PM  

Can't wait to hear what Imus says about this!

The Rick said...
Jul 23, 2008, 2:49:00 PM  

Jeez, I only asked if I look fat in these pants.

Anonymous said...
Jul 23, 2008, 2:55:00 PM  

No no no, go get me the Leslie girl, I told you I was really hungry.

Anonymous said...
Jul 23, 2008, 3:46:00 PM  

Thanks for the link to my post - I really appreciate it.

MoonDog said...
Jul 23, 2008, 3:53:00 PM  

Im here for the orgy?

manghangson said...
Jul 23, 2008, 4:05:00 PM  

I'm never going to get a REAL coaching job after this.

Mal said...
Jul 23, 2008, 4:07:00 PM  

Laimbeer - "Practice the rear naked choke on your own time...and while naked."

Tainted Alligator Souffle said...
Jul 23, 2008, 4:15:00 PM  

Ladies, we're supposed to be just like the NBA, this being the Palace and all one of you better get in those stands and punch a fan.

Frank M. said...
Jul 23, 2008, 4:20:00 PM  

Bill Laimbeer seen here doing everything in his power to prevent Alexis Hornbuckle from ripping off Plenette Pierson's jersey.

Anonymous said...
Jul 23, 2008, 5:15:00 PM  

Your 250th caption is WNBA? You must be embarassed AA.....

steve said...
Jul 23, 2008, 5:30:00 PM  

Laimbeer looks like he's seen a ghost... or a dead league...

Nickname Tommy said...
Jul 23, 2008, 6:17:00 PM  

Don't do anything I wouldn't do...wait, let me rephrase that.

Anonymous said...
Jul 23, 2008, 6:27:00 PM  

You see what Mahorn just did to Leslie? You want some of that? I didn't think so!...Bitch.

Anonymous said...
Jul 23, 2008, 6:34:00 PM  

Ladies, this is not the right place for a breast exam!

Anonymous said...
Jul 23, 2008, 9:10:00 PM  

Laimbeer: I can't believe you ladies are embarassing the league in front of this crowd of hundreds! Now cut it out or I'll soak your team tampons in Tabasco!

Lammy742 said...
Jul 23, 2008, 9:22:00 PM  

AND ARTEST IS IN THE STANDS!!!


Oh, sorry ladies, evil Mike Breen went into my body, continue grunting and fighting in front of me.

ssreporters said...
Jul 23, 2008, 10:30:00 PM  

Braaaaaaains?

sanity has gone south said...
Jul 24, 2008, 8:14:00 AM  

Ladies, I said walk off the court just like Isaiah and I did after the Bulls swept us in 1991! Be a rich spoiled coward like me!

Anonymous said...
Jul 24, 2008, 10:28:00 AM  

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