Create The Caption #244
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Yesterday's Winners....
"Hardcastle and McCormick have nothing on us. We're "back to back!"- Anon
"This is what the entrance to Hell looks like."- Oops Pow Surprise
"Skip: You know, I loved you in the Longest Yard.
Nelly: Thanks. You played a pretty good Green Goblin in Spiderman."- Dan W.
"It's gettin' lame in herre. . ."- Anon
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Josh Hamilton during the HR Derby last night?
Daily Links:
More On Reilly (Calling The Shots)
It's A Pose Off! (Ghosts of Wayne Fontes)
Brett Favre Is Dimitri The Lovah (Food Court Lunch)
A Funny Kornheiser Story (Deuce of Davenport)
The All Dick Team (Bugs and Cranks)
The All Bum Team (Rumors and Rants)
The NBA's Problem Just Got A Lot Bigger (JV Sports)
A Tractor Traylor Sighting! (The Sports Point)
Running Of The Bulls Big Easy Style (Steady Burn)
The Skins Get To Keep Their Name (East Coast Bias)
49 Comments:
Yeah, I'm a white guy, so suck on it.
Hamilton's BP pitcher still couldn't comprehend the reasons for taking Viagra so Josh gave a visual description.
I guess Cialis is right for Josh.
Hamilton does his impression of Rick Reilly.
"The Ace of Spades!"
You think white boys are good at Home Run Derby's? Check out this air guitar!!
Excellent!
[air guitar]
FREE BIRD!
Nice! I like that NYPD choke hold out in Center Field!
Speak softly and carry a Big Stick.
Yeah, I saw Erin Andrews during the softball game...
I'm on a plane, with cocaine
And yes I'm all lit up again...
Wild Stallions! *air guitar solo*
THIS IS MY WEAPON. THIS IS MY GUN. THIS IS FOR F.... come to think about it, they are both for hitting dingers.
BINARY SOLO
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(Because we all know Josh Hamilton is a robot)
Smoke this crack Tampa, Chicago, Cincinnati...
Home runs get Josh Hamilton a little bit more excited than he would have expected...
Awsome, I's so ready for the World Air Guitar Championships
"You have to understand, he is hitting more homeruns because he is hitting the ball on the sweet spot of the bat." - Joe Morgan
Hey Berman! Back Back Back into this!
Can you feel the SLURP tonight, tonight (Tyrone Biggums style)
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"Love in an elevator!
Livin' it up as I'm going down!"
Reily: "That's not bad for a white guy."
Ravech: "Interesting concept."
Yep, I got wood. Now, where's Erin?
"SCHWING!"
Come on...come on....six feet to the left and this baby's going through Jeter's windshield.
Cocaine's a helluva drug.
Hey Erin, want to visit my TitleTown?
Yes, that was a bat in Josh Hamilton's pocket, although he was happy to see those home run balls leave the field.
Yankee fans only like me for my barbed wire tattoos.
"wood. it's what's for dingers."
"Got that one in the sweet spot."
That's what she said.
"Got that one in the sweet spot."
That's what she said.
Hey, thanks for the reference to my blog!
Nick
http://fyisf.blogspot.com
DAMMIT!!! Cant get all the way through "Through the Fire And the Flames....goddamn Guitar Hero
Pictured: Josh Hamilton really hoping his maple bat doesn't splinter.
Ronnie's not going to answer because...he's a dillweed. You see, Ronnie doesn't have AT&T, so he's basically got zero bars in this dump. So although you've called like THIRTY TIMES about Motorhead tickets tonight, he's not calling you back.
That's right guys, Josh Hamilton's so tough he's crushing homers with his dick.
Whoahhhhh, this is the 2nd longest needle I've ever used...
Hamilton: This is what my penis does when I hear Joe Morgan announcing!
...to answer your question, something like this...
"Hey Morgan, choke up on THIS!"
Madonna settled for A-Rod because she couldn't have this!
Josh Hamilton's new and improved batting stance, courtesy of an 87 year old blind paraplegic with no elbows.
Josh Hamilton calls him own cumshot.
(should be: "Josh Hamilton calls HIS own cumshot"
Probably a preview of things to come: Feel-good story about a man who turns his life around and tears the League up. Then chokes on it like a fat man with an all-you-can-eat pork chop platter.
*Insert Erin Andrews reference here*