No Snoop. It's LSU... not LSD

Snoop tells us how many Bong Hits Les Miles had to take before agreeing to that hair cut

and I don't know why I capitalized Bong Hits....

"Shiiit, I can't exercise the deamon outta this white motha fucker. Peace, I'm out!"

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You can tell that USC is not expected to contend for the title when celebrity jock-sniffer Snoop drops your jersey like its hot.

Snoop: Wait, this isn't a press conference to announce Brett Favre's return to college football? I'm outta here...
Les: Pipe down...don't blow our cover Snoop!

I just can't help it. Every time Snoop throws up the sign I just gotta smack dat ass.

Miles: "We're going streaking ... through the quad, into the gymnasium. Come on guys, let's go."

Ain't nothin' but a Lee thing . . . BABY!

She turned away from the stage, unable to shake the nagging doubt that the program's new mentor would prevent a recurrence of the Perrilloux incident.

Snoop: "Fo shiz, next in our auction, we now got 2 Dimes for 2 Gs. Ya dig?"

Les: "Oh yes, I most certainly dig!"

The only thing these guys don't have in common is everything.

Dear Les,
Please put the hat back on.
Sincerely, Everyone.

Worst. Buddy Cop Movie. EVER.

I'M 40 I CAN TAKE IT!!!!

NOW PASS THE BONG!

Snoop looking for the latest bandwagon to hop onto.

Having given up on trying to properly execute the "West Coast" hand gesture, Les prepares to greet Snoop with the ultra cool "Live Long and Prosper" hand gesture.

Snoop chose the number 8 to signify what his BAC level would have to be to truly enjoy meeting a college football coach not named "Pete."

Izzle Bizzle, Les Mizzle. Where'd my main homey JaMarcus Rizzle leave his green at, yo?

We may not agree on much but we both know that Jim Tressel sucks.

Les Miles: jedi

You will leave the meeting now

Miles: Yes, and may the force be with you.

Snoop: Do you even know who I am?

Miles: Of course I do. Werent you one of the little rascals.

Just take the jersey and don't hurt me.

Les: "What is up my brother from a nother brother?!"

Snoop: "Yo, peace man, I'm out...Got to get back to shooting Soul Plane 2"

Snoop: So, whatcha say y'all, 2 bullets for not knowing who I am?

Miles: Easy, easy. That's a joke, right? Right?

Les Miles: I'm damn proud of Ryan Perrilloux's new replacement. Have a great day.

Hangin' with whitey at Rotarian luncheon = serious street cred.

First, Nelly with Bayless. Now Snoop with Les Miles. What's next? Jeezy with Bryant Gumbel? Wait. That doesn't work...or does it?

Les: Like my negro friends say "Dyno-mite"!

The only reason Les brought Snoop on stage was because he thought it was Jerry Rice.

I knew LSU would bring back Ryan Perrilloux

Lady In Foreground - "I wonder if the Loyal Order of Water Buffaloes are accepting new members..."

Les: My hands, they're huge!

Snoops: I know dawg, and they can touch anything but themselves.

"JaMarcus doesn't play here anymore? I'm out."

Rollin' down the street, smoking endo, standing in Baton Rouge.

j j j j j-unit!

Les: "Snoop, meet you at your car? Flash the peace sign for yes."

Snoop: 'Peace'