Create The Caption #247

Friday, July 18, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....

"With these glasses I can look down Colleen Dominguez's dress and she'll never know."- Jeff

""I'll show Spencer Pratt what a creepy flesh colored beard really is.""- Pete

"Thank you. I've called this press conference to announce that I've changed my mind about attending the ESPYs."- Anon

"Huh, I didn't know Wrangler made suits."- Anon

Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of David Ortiz during his rehab stint last night?

Daily Links:

A Look Inside Nike's Beijing Efforts (Ad Week)
An On Hand Account Of The Diaz Collapse (Pyle of List)
Cavs Beat Writer Axed (Waiting For Next Year)
The Cardinals Are Trying To Ban Cowboys Fans (Merkin Sports)
OSU Hates ESPN (The Money Shot)
Soccer Has No Chance In The U.S. With Interviews Like This (Unprofessional Foul)
Manny Deserves Better (I'm Writing Sports)
Jerry Manuel's Own Daughter Is Calling Him Out (Slanch Report)
A Visit Inside The ESPY Suites (You Been Blinded)
Eli's Wedding Reception! (KSK)
Outdoor Hockey At Wrigley Officially On (Chicago Tribune)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:02 PM


Not pictured: Tom Green on keyboard singing "Papi would you like some juggies?"

Pete said...
Jul 18, 2008, 12:30:00 PM  

(singsong) I am Big Papi, this is my leche, la, la, la,la, lala

Anonymous said...
Jul 18, 2008, 12:32:00 PM  

I'm the Jugg-ernaut, bitch!

Anonymous said...
Jul 18, 2008, 12:40:00 PM  

Big Papi is dejected after realizing no one on this team knows any of his awkward home run celebrations.

Lammy742 said...
Jul 18, 2008, 12:41:00 PM  

This dugout is boring without Manny...

Anonymous said...
Jul 18, 2008, 12:44:00 PM  

Is there a pic of Colleen Dominguez from the ESPY's anywhere? I feel like the kid who missed the party.

Anonymous said...
Jul 18, 2008, 12:45:00 PM  

Big Papi does not appreciate the taunting of his over-sized mammory glands.

Anonymous said...
Jul 18, 2008, 12:50:00 PM  

Big Papi looks at milk jugs like Randall Simon looks at anthropomorphic bratwurst.

Anonymous said...
Jul 18, 2008, 1:37:00 PM  

Little did the unasumming fans know David Ortiz is lactose intolerant and those milk jugs were about to feel his wrath.

Ryan O'Leary said...
Jul 18, 2008, 1:52:00 PM  

Bored with rehab, Ortiz takes the time to model a mobile from his new line of "Lil' Papi" baby equipment.

Nickname Tommy said...
Jul 18, 2008, 2:10:00 PM  

"Well Jim, I know if I put out enough bait, I'll catch that big one today!"

"Uhh Pete, when I said he liked jugs... nevermind..."

foos said...
Jul 18, 2008, 2:13:00 PM  

My milk jugs bring big Papi to the yard.

Ethanator1088 said...
Jul 18, 2008, 2:20:00 PM  

In the majors, when a player wants something to eat in the dugout, he tells the attendant. In the minors, they use more old-fashioned methods.

Anonymous said...
Jul 18, 2008, 2:22:00 PM  

MLB reveals it's new method of obtaining urine samples for drug testing to show fans it's serious about cleaning up the game.

Jul 18, 2008, 2:29:00 PM  

Children's Hospital motherfucker, GIVE ME SOME MONEY!

hollywood wags said...
Jul 18, 2008, 2:47:00 PM  

These pinatas suck.

Mang said...
Jul 18, 2008, 2:51:00 PM  

Man, this new drug testing policy is harsh.

Fanatics said...
Jul 18, 2008, 3:10:00 PM  

"I never should have left Minnesota..."

Anonymous said...
Jul 18, 2008, 3:23:00 PM  

Joe Morgan: Now watch as K-Zone shows why David Ortiz earned the League's Player of the Month award for June.

Bob said...
Jul 18, 2008, 3:29:00 PM  

Papi: I'm 2% fat and 98% Pure Power

Bob said...
Jul 18, 2008, 3:30:00 PM  

You know, if you replace the milk cartons with meat, you get That's Amore- baseball edition.

steve said...
Jul 18, 2008, 3:49:00 PM  

I only drink milk with HGH and lytocane in it.

GMoney said...
Jul 18, 2008, 4:11:00 PM  

If you guys don't come up with a more subtle delivery method, we're going to get caught.

Anonymous said...
Jul 18, 2008, 7:15:00 PM  

Being the wealthiest man in Pawtucket, local residents ask David Ortiz for gas money...

RGW said...
Jul 18, 2008, 7:58:00 PM  

Papi: 'No, no, I can't..wait, what's that one with the red thingy on it say...Sex? They call me Big Papi for a reas...dammit, it's just Manny being Manny.'

RGW said...
Jul 18, 2008, 8:01:00 PM  

They tried to make Papi go to rehab, he said no, no, no.

Steven said...
Jul 18, 2008, 8:14:00 PM  

If all goes well, by this time next week, Big Papi will be hitting pinanatas.

bevo said...
Jul 18, 2008, 10:48:00 PM  

Man this Gammnons guy is annoying.

Anonymous said...
Jul 19, 2008, 7:18:00 AM  

Here, Big Papi is shown trying to channel his inner Pedro Cerrano. Unfortunately, he can't quite pull it off.

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Anonymous said...
Jul 19, 2008, 8:56:00 AM  

Big Papi has no balls.

BobMantzRadio said...
Jul 19, 2008, 12:05:00 PM  

I didn't realize Big Papi was the african-american version of Cyclops.

jared said...
Jul 19, 2008, 7:10:00 PM  

This isn't what I meant when I asked you to show me your jugs!

Wade (R,VA) said...
Jul 21, 2008, 10:18:00 AM  

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