Maybe Plax ate Indian food before training?

Good thing EPO isn't banned in the NFL.

What "Tour de Plax" lacks in credibility, it makes up for in stationary bikes.

Why is Bill Cowher chasing me?

*Thinks to self*
"Plax can.... bikebikebikebikebikebikebikebikebikebikebike... Plax can... bikebikebikebikebikebikebikebikebikebikebike"

And after this, I'll be doing crunches in my driveway.

Once again, Ellis Hobbs is nowhere to be seen.

::humming the training song from "Mike Tyson Punch Out"::

What we don't hear is the stereo blasting, "I'm a Maniac."

"The wheels on the bus go 'round and round, round and round, round and round. The wheels on the bus go round and round, all through the town. Damn, what came next?"

Damn man, that chick didn't blink not once, and I thought she was kinda cute until that, that red hair was nice and her ass was killin dog, but she always repeated just what I said, right after I said it, that was freaky man. Maybe I shouldn't have given her my number. I don't think it was her who slashes my lambo's tires. Prolly wasn't her, but shit man, what a crazy bitch anyway. Nice ass though...I give her that, nice ass.

Screw being "green". This bike shit sucks!

I can't quit you, Jeremy

Even when Plaxico was stationary, Ellis Hobbs couldn't cover him 1-on-1.

This would be a lot easier if I only had one testicle.

How embarrassing, I actually went to Morehouse College with the fruit with the bow-tie. And just to note the trend, the real Farnsworth Bentley was in the class ahead of me.

And yes they both wore those stupid bow-ties even in college.

Boy, the Tour De France field really thinned out with all the drug testing.

Eli! Screw Tyree, I'm open, man!

Hell, if Randy Moss can own a NASCAR truck racing team, then I can own a stationery bike racing team. Lookout Floyd Landis!!

Why aren't people looking at me? Maybe I should hire that nice Jewish man and do some driveway situps?

"So guys I was thinking about catching a movie after practice, maybe the Dark Knight.....guys? guys? where are you?????"

I miss my boy, Jeremy. I was really looking forward to kickin' it with him on this bike for the next month...or at least until they give me a new contract. Now who is going to laugh at my Tiki Barber jokes?

Hmmm, next I'll do sit-ups in my driveway.

Plax has an ankle injury, so he can't practice.

Man this is boring, I should brought the latest Danielle Steele novel.

Tom Coughlin, always a master motivator when it comes to getting players to show up to voluntary camp.

"BI-cycle! BI-cycle! I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride my biiiike! Man that Freddy Mercury could sing!"

If I keep practicing I can make it to the X Games and meet that Darkmane dude. He is awesome. Coughlin's personality, but looks like me.

I knew there wasn't anything to do in Albany, but I didn't think it was this bad.

Get your Motor Runnin....Head Out on the Higway...Vrrrrrrrrroooooooooommmmmmmmmm!!!!

Woo hoo! I get the first bike! ... oh man, there's a team meeting I'm supposed to be at, isn't there?

Why ain't dis bikecycle movin'? And where da hell is Tiki? I needs a back rub.

Mr. Burress, Mike Hart would like his bike back.

They're gonna keep callin' us "cutters." To them, it's just a dirty word. To me, it's just somethin' else I never got a chance to be.

I'm So Ronery
So ronery
So ronery and sadry arone

I was looking at the links and did you guys know that the Knicks are letting fans pick the newest member of the City Dancers which is pretty cool. My pick is for Jen, personally. You can see videos of the top 3 finalists and vote for your fave right here: http://msg.com/knickscitydancers/