Create The Caption #246

Thursday, July 17, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....


"Hey, it's Enrico Palazzo!"- Dan

"Uta backa makwa Solo?"- Anon

"Costanza is in the building! And he's not in his office! Costanza! He's got the calzone! I've got you!!!"- James

"God damned kids. GET OFF MY LAWN!!!"- Anon
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Brett Favre at the ESPYs last night?


Daily Links:

Canseco-Sikahema Mashed Up With Punch Out (You Tube)
Costas Was A Tad Annoying Last Night (The Sports Hernia)
Glazer Breaks Another Story On Favre (FOX Sports)
NFL Players As Networks (NFL Patriots Draft)
Darth Vader Plays Golf (Spike)
What Else Did Radomski Find Under His TV (Food Court Lunch)
NFL Players As Batman Characters (Primoz Forever)
More On The Yankee Stash (The World Wide Leader)
People Who Had A Worse Day Than Dan Uggla (Rumors and Rants)
Madonna And A-Rod Skits At Minor League Game (Merkin Sports)
Win A Date With Natalie Gulbis! (Steady Burn)
Is Pujols Ever Going To Get Some Hitting Help (Moon Dog Sports)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:31 PM

47 Comments:

I'm sick of Green Bay, I want to play for a winner in Minnesota. Wait, Minnesota has never won a super Bowl...Aww crap

Anonymous said...
Jul 17, 2008, 1:03:00 PM  

Not pictured: Chris Mottram being stalked.

Jeff V said...
Jul 17, 2008, 1:06:00 PM  

Where's Corey Hart (of the Brewers)? I want to see if he wears these sunglasses at night...hehe

Anonymous said...
Jul 17, 2008, 1:10:00 PM  

Farve after hearing that the neck beard is all the rage in chicago

wishmewell said...
Jul 17, 2008, 1:10:00 PM  

Hey, this being a douchey asshole thing is pretty easy out here in LA!

Anthony said...
Jul 17, 2008, 1:11:00 PM  

Even wearing sunglasses, his head fits up his ass.

Greg. said...
Jul 17, 2008, 1:26:00 PM  

I'm guaranteed to get the "Comeback Performance of the Year" award next season.

Ponce said...
Jul 17, 2008, 1:29:00 PM  

Brett loves his enzyte, why not give it a try?

Hyatt said...
Jul 17, 2008, 1:31:00 PM  

With these glasses I can look down Colleen Dominguez's dress and she'll never know.

Jeff said...
Jul 17, 2008, 1:39:00 PM  

The craziness continues as Favre announces that he is now Amish and wants to now be called Jebodiah.

Blackhawk said...
Jul 17, 2008, 1:44:00 PM  

Don Johnson has nothing on me. I've got a 9 o' clock shadow, baby!

Anonymous said...
Jul 17, 2008, 1:50:00 PM  

D-O-U-C-H-E-B-A-G.

Anonymous said...
Jul 17, 2008, 2:04:00 PM  

Thanks for the link to my post - I really appreciate it!

MoonDog said...
Jul 17, 2008, 2:04:00 PM  

Brett, seen here sporting 5 minute old stubble, was in town to accept his awards for "Most Tired Topic in Sports" and "Most Needless Drama of the Year"

Pete said...
Jul 17, 2008, 2:10:00 PM  

"I'll show Spencer Pratt what a creepy flesh colored beard really is."

Pete said...
Jul 17, 2008, 2:25:00 PM  

Thank God I haven't done a beer commercial yet. Hey is that a Coors? I love those! Aww shit!

(Meanwhile, somewhere Roger Godell pays Matt Walsh for sabotaging Favre's comeback)

Bob said...
Jul 17, 2008, 2:30:00 PM  

Hey guys. Want to hear my Terminator impression?

Anonymous said...
Jul 17, 2008, 2:34:00 PM  

Brett thought he could make more money as a George Clooney look-a-like, than at football...We've all seen the outcome of that decision....

Bob said...
Jul 17, 2008, 2:34:00 PM  

3 time MVP
Morphine, Vicodin, Percocet

Bob said...
Jul 17, 2008, 2:38:00 PM  

Is that Aaron Rodgers behind Favre, ready to "end" the comeback?

Austin said...
Jul 17, 2008, 2:41:00 PM  

Does this look like the jaw line of a backup to you, huh? Does this jaw line protect my legacy?

Corn said...
Jul 17, 2008, 2:51:00 PM  

Brett Favre arrives on the red carpet to find out there are no analyst jobs left on network television.

Steve S. said...
Jul 17, 2008, 2:56:00 PM  

Matthew Fox: the next Just For Men spokesman.

Heef said...
Jul 17, 2008, 3:00:00 PM  

Thank you. I've called this press conference to announce that I've changed my mind about attending the ESPYs.

Anonymous said...
Jul 17, 2008, 3:12:00 PM  

Why wouldn't I have a s%&# eating grin in my face? Even though I'm retired (I think), I'm the top story on the WWL every day. ESPNEWS even lists me at the bottom of the screen between MLB and NBA.

sdsg said...
Jul 17, 2008, 3:23:00 PM  

Hey, Chris Berman, how are ya doing.

Can you see that I'm not a little kid yet? Yeah, huh? I'm gonna kick your fat ass bro.

hollywood wags said...
Jul 17, 2008, 3:29:00 PM  

Anderson Cooper has REALLY let himself go.

BF said...
Jul 17, 2008, 3:38:00 PM  

Even on the red carpet, he's just a big kid out there having the time of his life!

GMoney said...
Jul 17, 2008, 3:57:00 PM  

Brett Favre smirks for the cameras while thinking about the Packers' offer to trade him to the expansion Albuquerque Aztecs.

bevo said...
Jul 17, 2008, 4:05:00 PM  

Yes, I am here to humbly accept my awards for Best Moment, Best Football Player, Best Male Athlete, Best Female Athlete, the Arthur Ashe Courage Award, the Jimmy V Achievement Award, and Best Team.

Jeremiah said...
Jul 17, 2008, 4:15:00 PM  

Favre wore an ingenious disguise at the ESPY's so outraged fans wouldn't recognize him. What Packers fan would think to look for him in a suit and shades?

Anonymous said...
Jul 17, 2008, 4:39:00 PM  

Huh, I didn't know Wrangler made suits

Anonymous said...
Jul 17, 2008, 5:18:00 PM  

Reporter: "Bret! Bret! Is it true about you and Greta?!

Bret: "Whatta you think, dude?" (winks)

MikeT said...
Jul 17, 2008, 5:39:00 PM  

Someone get this man a tie and a moral compass.

Nickname Tommy said...
Jul 17, 2008, 6:27:00 PM  

Moss Man takes a shower and a shave to attend the ESPY awards.

Lammy742 said...
Jul 17, 2008, 6:57:00 PM  

"Where's Cameron Diaz at?"
Thanks for the link too...

James said...
Jul 17, 2008, 7:19:00 PM  

Where the hell did Aaron park my car?

Anonymous said...
Jul 17, 2008, 7:30:00 PM  

Does anyone have Emmitt Smith's phone number. I think I need some of that "Just for Men." Because there's no play for Mr. Gray.

Jul 17, 2008, 7:36:00 PM  

What's the only cure for a 3 day drunk? A 4 day drunk and the ESPYs.

Anonymous said...
Jul 17, 2008, 7:40:00 PM  

Favre wanted to keep playing so much, he didnt shave off his playoff beard.

jg said...
Jul 17, 2008, 9:12:00 PM  

Hey, Aaron! Hey! Hey--get over here when I'm talking to you. So, what can I offer you to leave the packers? A truck full of Wranglers? Some crawfish? My daughter?

Anonymous said...
Jul 17, 2008, 9:25:00 PM  

Retired quarterback Brett Favre is incredulous that there is somebody at the ESPYs who doesn't care whether he returns to the NFL or not.

Anonymous said...
Jul 17, 2008, 10:39:00 PM  

I can't be too young to retire. I know how to text...

johnnymaher said...
Jul 17, 2008, 11:13:00 PM  

Brett Favre, all gussied up for his next interview with Joan and Melissa Rivers

matt said...
Jul 17, 2008, 11:35:00 PM  

Not pictured: John Madden fellating Brett. Literally.

Jake said...
Jul 18, 2008, 1:02:00 AM  

Hey look, it's Goef Jenkins!

swany11 said...
Jul 18, 2008, 5:46:00 AM  

Gosh darn, I love this retirement thing. No wait, maybe I don't. Well, on second thought, might as well stay retired.

swany11 said...
Jul 18, 2008, 10:45:00 AM  

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