Create The Caption #245
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Yesterday's Winners....
"The Ace of Spades!"- Mark Mc
"Nice! I like that NYPD choke hold out in Center Field!"- Shackey316
"Yankee fans only like me for my barbed wire tattoos."- G-Money>
"DAMMIT!!! Cant get all the way through "Through the Fire And the Flames....goddamn Guitar Hero"- vhscola
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of the Boss riding around on the field last night?
Daily Links:
Congrats To The Ballhype Duo (Ballhype)
A Look Into The Early MLB Predictions (WSJ)
Dr.Z Remembers (KSK)
On Steve Phillips Atheist Comments (Primoz Forever)
Pittsburgh Pirates The Movie (Mondesi's House)
Tim Lincecum Is A Wuss (Rumors and Rants)
The Army-Navy Game Is On The Move (Merkin Sports)
Cricket Players Are Pretty Badass (Blog of Hilarity)
Chris Snyder Has Some New Equipment To Use (AZ Sports Hub)
All Star Wives! (Rotohog)
45 Comments:
Constanza is in the building! And he's not in his office! Constanza! He's got the calzone! I've got you!!!
John Goodman looks like s#*t!!
That was a copy-paste from WikiQuote and I didn't realize that it had Costanza misspelled. Let me try again:
"Costanza is in the building! And he's not in his office! Costanza! He's got the calzone! I've got you!!!"
And coming up on your left, we have...never mind, you've been here before.
She forgot the fancy mustard! I love that fancy mustard. You could put that fancy mustard on a shoe and it would taste pretty good to me.
God damned kids. GET OFF MY LAWN!!!
If only Marshawn Lynch had been driving that cart.
Have the Rolling Stones killed.
The Boss = Leslie Nielson + 100 lbs.
Bring Martin over here and tell him HE'S FIRED.
The Dope-mobile
You tell Hank that his play time is over and I'm back in charge!
Why are so many damn people wearing Red Sox uniforms on my field? Can you explain the meaning of this?
Wow,they were right. This new stadium looks just like the old one.
Rick Reilly is right, there are way too many white people out here.
Caption? The hell with that. He looks like shit!
Hey, it's Enrico Palazzo!
Due to increased fuel prices the pope-mobile has been drastically downsized.
Get this thing to Atlantic City, chief. I gotta make it to the start of "A-team" the musical.
"Oh. So THIS is what I get with my $200 Million. Good looking team, Cashman..."
http://theheathblog.blogspot.com/
Ok first Yogi, Reggie and the guys kiss me and now this guy is rubbing my leg. For the last time I RETIRED...I didn't come out of the closet..gezzz
We need more white guys out, I don't count to many, her guys, how many you count out there?
Is that a peanut butter sandwich, Christ I love them...
GEORGE: A naked blond walks into a bar, with a poodle under one arm, and a two foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. Bartender says, "I suppose you won't be needing a drink." The naked lady says... ZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz
Maybe no one will recognize me with these sunglasses!
Security! This man is about to steal my shoe!
What the hell is Yogi doing here? Didn't I fire him?
I tell ya, Ron Powlus shoulda won the Heisman!!
Yo, Hamilton, got any weed? My glaucoma is killing me.
Is that Mattingly?! I thought I told him to shave those sideburns!
So that's what Darth Vader looks like without his helmet on.
What you don't see is that the cart was driven straight into the wall. The driver, not knowing what to do, is just gunning the motor hoping things work out all right.
Just the Yankees really...
He's got more secret service protection than Dick Cheney
Steinbrenner's not wearing sunglasses... the devil took his eyes as part of the contract.
Ted Williams has put on weight.
"I can't believe that my chariot driven by the hounds of hell wasn't out of the shop for this event."
Jabba the Hut managed to purchase kart-side seats for the All Star Game this year...
Heartbreaker, love taker, Brubaker run this prison like a man!
What's that? Is that Mothra?
Uta backa makwa Solo?
Weekend at Steinbrenner III The Curse of the Devil Rays
"Look, Mom! The Dope-mobile!!!"
Where the FUCK is my Mr. Microphone?
What the hell is Kerry Wood doing in the All-Star game?
Now, if I can just find somebody to freeze-dry my head, my Ted Williams impersonation will be complete!
Coming up next on YES Network, our all new reality show, Weekend at Georgies.