Create The Caption #245

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....

"The Ace of Spades!"- Mark Mc

"Nice! I like that NYPD choke hold out in Center Field!"- Shackey316

"Yankee fans only like me for my barbed wire tattoos."- G-Money>

"DAMMIT!!! Cant get all the way through "Through the Fire And the Flames....goddamn Guitar Hero"- vhscola

Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of the Boss riding around on the field last night?

Daily Links:

Congrats To The Ballhype Duo (Ballhype)
A Look Into The Early MLB Predictions (WSJ)
Dr.Z Remembers (KSK)
On Steve Phillips Atheist Comments (Primoz Forever)
Pittsburgh Pirates The Movie (Mondesi's House)
Tim Lincecum Is A Wuss (Rumors and Rants)
The Army-Navy Game Is On The Move (Merkin Sports)
Cricket Players Are Pretty Badass (Blog of Hilarity)
Chris Snyder Has Some New Equipment To Use (AZ Sports Hub)
All Star Wives! (Rotohog)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:17 PM


Coming up next on YES Network, our all new reality show, Weekend at Georgies.

BEVOH8R said...
Jul 16, 2008, 12:41:00 PM  

Constanza is in the building! And he's not in his office! Constanza! He's got the calzone! I've got you!!!

James said...
Jul 16, 2008, 12:43:00 PM  

John Goodman looks like s#*t!!

Anonymous said...
Jul 16, 2008, 12:43:00 PM  

That was a copy-paste from WikiQuote and I didn't realize that it had Costanza misspelled. Let me try again:

"Costanza is in the building! And he's not in his office! Costanza! He's got the calzone! I've got you!!!"

James said...
Jul 16, 2008, 12:45:00 PM  

And coming up on your left, we have...never mind, you've been here before.

Anonymous said...
Jul 16, 2008, 12:50:00 PM  

She forgot the fancy mustard! I love that fancy mustard. You could put that fancy mustard on a shoe and it would taste pretty good to me.

Anonymous said...
Jul 16, 2008, 12:52:00 PM  

God damned kids. GET OFF MY LAWN!!!

Anonymous said...
Jul 16, 2008, 12:59:00 PM  

If only Marshawn Lynch had been driving that cart.

Anonymous said...
Jul 16, 2008, 1:06:00 PM  

Have the Rolling Stones killed.

Anonymous said...
Jul 16, 2008, 1:08:00 PM  

The Boss = Leslie Nielson + 100 lbs.

Jeff V said...
Jul 16, 2008, 1:18:00 PM  

Bring Martin over here and tell him HE'S FIRED.

Sanity Has Gone South said...
Jul 16, 2008, 1:20:00 PM  

The Dope-mobile

Paul said...
Jul 16, 2008, 1:25:00 PM  

You tell Hank that his play time is over and I'm back in charge!

James said...
Jul 16, 2008, 1:26:00 PM  

Why are so many damn people wearing Red Sox uniforms on my field? Can you explain the meaning of this?

R Nova said...
Jul 16, 2008, 1:28:00 PM  

Wow,they were right. This new stadium looks just like the old one.

Anonymous said...
Jul 16, 2008, 1:28:00 PM  

Rick Reilly is right, there are way too many white people out here.

GMoney said...
Jul 16, 2008, 1:37:00 PM  

Caption? The hell with that. He looks like shit!

Matt Maisel said...
Jul 16, 2008, 1:46:00 PM  

Hey, it's Enrico Palazzo!

Dan said...
Jul 16, 2008, 1:47:00 PM  

Due to increased fuel prices the pope-mobile has been drastically downsized.

Mark Mc said...
Jul 16, 2008, 2:01:00 PM  

Get this thing to Atlantic City, chief. I gotta make it to the start of "A-team" the musical.

Anonymous said...
Jul 16, 2008, 2:06:00 PM  

"Oh. So THIS is what I get with my $200 Million. Good looking team, Cashman..."

Heath said...
Jul 16, 2008, 2:28:00 PM  

Ok first Yogi, Reggie and the guys kiss me and now this guy is rubbing my leg. For the last time I RETIRED...I didn't come out of the closet..gezzz

Blackhawk said...
Jul 16, 2008, 2:33:00 PM  

We need more white guys out, I don't count to many, her guys, how many you count out there?

Is that a peanut butter sandwich, Christ I love them...

hollywood wags said...
Jul 16, 2008, 2:36:00 PM  

GEORGE: A naked blond walks into a bar, with a poodle under one arm, and a two foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. Bartender says, "I suppose you won't be needing a drink." The naked lady says... ZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz

Bob said...
Jul 16, 2008, 2:46:00 PM  

Maybe no one will recognize me with these sunglasses!

Anonymous said...
Jul 16, 2008, 2:49:00 PM  

Security! This man is about to steal my shoe!

Anonymous said...
Jul 16, 2008, 3:09:00 PM  

What the hell is Yogi doing here? Didn't I fire him?

Jeremiah said...
Jul 16, 2008, 3:23:00 PM  

I tell ya, Ron Powlus shoulda won the Heisman!!

Carpenterphx said...
Jul 16, 2008, 3:34:00 PM  

Yo, Hamilton, got any weed? My glaucoma is killing me.

Anonymous said...
Jul 16, 2008, 4:07:00 PM  

Is that Mattingly?! I thought I told him to shave those sideburns!

mediocore said...
Jul 16, 2008, 4:15:00 PM  

So that's what Darth Vader looks like without his helmet on.

Jul 16, 2008, 4:35:00 PM  

What you don't see is that the cart was driven straight into the wall. The driver, not knowing what to do, is just gunning the motor hoping things work out all right.

Just the Yankees really...

Santa Claustrophobia said...
Jul 16, 2008, 5:31:00 PM  

He's got more secret service protection than Dick Cheney

Anonymous said...
Jul 16, 2008, 5:59:00 PM  

Steinbrenner's not wearing sunglasses... the devil took his eyes as part of the contract.

Nickname Tommy said...
Jul 16, 2008, 6:08:00 PM  

Ted Williams has put on weight.

Anonymous said...
Jul 16, 2008, 6:48:00 PM  

"I can't believe that my chariot driven by the hounds of hell wasn't out of the shop for this event."

J said...
Jul 16, 2008, 8:32:00 PM  

Jabba the Hut managed to purchase kart-side seats for the All Star Game this year...

Anonymous said...
Jul 16, 2008, 9:14:00 PM  

Heartbreaker, love taker, Brubaker run this prison like a man!

mplant said...
Jul 16, 2008, 11:17:00 PM  

What's that? Is that Mothra?

powerforwardinapointguardsbody said...
Jul 16, 2008, 11:18:00 PM  

Uta backa makwa Solo?

Anonymous said...
Jul 17, 2008, 12:26:00 AM  

Weekend at Steinbrenner III The Curse of the Devil Rays

reekb said...
Jul 17, 2008, 1:05:00 AM  

"Look, Mom! The Dope-mobile!!!"

Sportz Assassin said...
Jul 17, 2008, 2:04:00 AM  

Where the FUCK is my Mr. Microphone?

UnklStinky said...
Jul 17, 2008, 2:06:00 AM  

What the hell is Kerry Wood doing in the All-Star game?

swany11 said...
Jul 17, 2008, 8:25:00 AM  

Now, if I can just find somebody to freeze-dry my head, my Ted Williams impersonation will be complete!

mike said...
Jul 17, 2008, 10:08:00 AM  

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