Create The Caption #248

Monday, July 21, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Last Friday's Winners....

"Not pictured: Tom Green on keyboard singing "Papi would you like some juggies?""- Pete

"I'm the Jugg-ernaut, bitch!"- Anon

"This isn't what I meant when I asked you to show me your jugs!"- Wade

"Little did the unasumming fans know David Ortiz is lactose intolerant and those milk jugs were about to feel his wrath."- Ryan O'Leary

Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Steve Nash and Baron Davis riding a tandem bike in Cali? (Via Merkin Sports)

Daily Links:

More Conspiracy Theories Surrounding Mike And The Mad Dog (Bleacher Report)
Submit Ideas To Change The MLB All Star Game (MLB America)
Manny Is Still Hilarious (Sox and Dawgs)
NBAers Love Them Some Cheesecake Factory (Fanhouse)
Kato Kaelin Has His Own Reality Show (Randball)
A British Open Recap (Calling The Shots)
Demolition Derbies Are Awesome (On 205th)
An Interview With The New Harold Baines Statue (Big League Stew)
Your NL Cy Young Candidates (The Love of Sports)
An Interview With J Traina Of Hot Clicks (You Been Blinded)
Taylor To The Skins Was Very Predictable (Rumors and Rants)
More People Need To Wear Pink Pants (Simon on Sports)
Stay Classy Ohio (With Leather)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 11:49 AM


Keith Moon and Hootie from Hootie and the Blowfish take a trip on the way back machine.

Anonymous said...
Jul 21, 2008, 12:14:00 PM  

"Pedal faster! We've got to catch those Chris Paul and Deron Williams guys!"

Anonymous said...
Jul 21, 2008, 12:17:00 PM  

Baron: "Steve, I told you you're going to have to pedal like a motherfucker to get this bitch to 88 m.p.h. And stop calling me 'Doc.'"

Steve: "Okay Doc! When do I throw in the red log???"

foos said...
Jul 21, 2008, 12:19:00 PM  

We're just two wild and crazy guys!

Mike Maloney said...
Jul 21, 2008, 12:26:00 PM  

This summer...hold onto your seats...Pee-Wee Herman Returns!...Starring Steve Nash as Pee-Wee Herman...and co-starring Baron Davis...opening nationwide July 25!

Anonymous said...
Jul 21, 2008, 12:28:00 PM  

Oddly enough, they're the two *least* objectionably dressed people at Venice Beach.

Anonymous said...
Jul 21, 2008, 12:32:00 PM  

Later that afternoon the pair find out that have been disqualified for doping.

Anonymous said...
Jul 21, 2008, 12:44:00 PM  

Someday you'll find it. The rainbow connection. The lovers, the dreamers and me.

Ponce said...
Jul 21, 2008, 1:03:00 PM  

I didn't know Urkel was white! Or that he was best friends with Bill Cosby!

Anonymous said...
Jul 21, 2008, 1:04:00 PM  

Bill Cosby's newest commercial for Jello Pudding Pops featuring Steve Nash

Jeremy said...
Jul 21, 2008, 1:05:00 PM  

Just...the...two of us.... you and I!

Anonymous said...
Jul 21, 2008, 1:20:00 PM  

Coming soon to a Men's Warehouse Near You: the JaMarcus Russell sweater line.

BF said...
Jul 21, 2008, 1:23:00 PM  

Baron: Would someone tell Craig Sager to quit following me?

Anonymous said...
Jul 21, 2008, 1:24:00 PM  

What laundry day looks like for star point guards.

Jul 21, 2008, 1:28:00 PM  

I want to roll with, the gangstas, but oh well I guess that I'm too white and nerdy.

ssreporters said...
Jul 21, 2008, 1:30:00 PM  

Rising gas prices have affected the NBA too.

jg said...
Jul 21, 2008, 1:31:00 PM  

Pictured: Steve Nash & Baron Davis en route to a party at John Amaechi's beach house.

mediocore said...
Jul 21, 2008, 1:33:00 PM  

Steve Nash is retiring from the Suns and will now be doing infomercials telling you how you can get FREE MONEY!!! from the government.

Columbia25 said...
Jul 21, 2008, 1:38:00 PM  

Baron: I'm friends with Jessica Alba and Kate Hudson.
Nash: I once met Brian Adams.

GMoney said...
Jul 21, 2008, 1:38:00 PM  

Baron celebrates return to LA by showing Jackie Earle Haley around town.

sdsg said...
Jul 21, 2008, 2:13:00 PM  

I didn't know Jeffrey Wright and Crispin Glover were making a movie together.

Jul 21, 2008, 2:26:00 PM  

No caption, just the theme from "What's Happenin'?" playing in the background

Anonymous said...
Jul 21, 2008, 3:35:00 PM  

Depressed that he couldn't ride his tandem bike with Elton Brand, Baron Davis makes the best out of a bad situation and picks up Kelly Leak

Jeremiah said...
Jul 21, 2008, 3:47:00 PM  

I thought Kramer didn't like the ni....

Anonymous said...
Jul 21, 2008, 3:57:00 PM  

I didn't realize that Baron Davis and Judge Harry Stone from Night Court where such good friends.

Justin said...
Jul 21, 2008, 4:04:00 PM  

steve nash and baron davis answer the question: "what if mork from ork and luther vandross filmed a commercial for"

mark m. said...
Jul 21, 2008, 5:20:00 PM  

Steve Nash and Baron Davis are seen here filming a scene from the upcoming 2009 remake of "Weekend at Bernie's"

jared said...
Jul 21, 2008, 6:01:00 PM  

No, I don't know how this helps with rebounding, but you can't argue with Rodman's results.

Anonymous said...
Jul 21, 2008, 6:35:00 PM  

Riding in downtown Miami, Izzy and Noogie get lost on their way to meet Crockett and Tubbs.

Soul on Ice said...
Jul 21, 2008, 6:45:00 PM  

It's David Arquette and Lavar Burton in "Lethal Weapon 5: Bike Patrol."

Lammy742 said...
Jul 21, 2008, 7:12:00 PM  

my mistake in the earlier post. i meant to say "mork from ork and teddy pendergrass..."

my bad.

mark m. said...
Jul 21, 2008, 8:01:00 PM  

Ebony and Ivory live together in perfect harmony,
side by side on my piano keyboard, oh lord!
why dont we!?

Anonymous said...
Jul 21, 2008, 8:40:00 PM  

Thanks for the addition.

Bob said...
Jul 22, 2008, 6:25:00 AM  

No seen: Don Nelson in the car behind ready to gun the engine.

Lammy742 said...
Jul 22, 2008, 8:12:00 AM  

Raindrops keep falling on my head...

Anonymous said...
Jul 22, 2008, 9:10:00 AM  

YES!!! "Perfect Strangers" is back!

Anonymous said...
Jul 22, 2008, 9:21:00 AM  

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